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Never liked nature all that much (Animated)
🕑 Added 2024-08-05 02:09:32 +0000 UTC"This is entirely your fault. You KNOW I'm not much of the outdoorsy-type, but still you drag me along on these hikes. Sigh...no, I don't usually hate it once I get out here, it's peaceful and all, but that's beside the point. You get me out here, and you keep wanting to check out little side trails and go off the path, and then we get lost with no cell phone signal. And then I trip and scrape up my arm, and start turning into a squirrel. Look at me! I hope you're happy. I'm a living reminder of the great outdoors you love so much.
You owe me, and you're gonna start paying right now. Not another word out of you unless it's coming out muffled from between my furry legs."
