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The Minotauress' Challenge
🕑 Added 2024-07-15 02:30:06 +0000 UTC"HO THERE, TRAVELER! STAND AND DELIVER!
Hehe, you like my line? I've been practicing it lately. It comes out really intimidating with these big cow lungs, a real bellow, y'know? Sorry, I'm kind of new here, haven't played an immersive VR game like this before. At first I was freaked out that the game picked 'minotaur' for me, I felt so fat and gross, mostly hung out in a cave for the first few days. But I realized eventually I had to stop feeling sorry for myself and get out there and learn how to survive, and I've actually been getting the hang of things. No armor yet...even if the NPC villagers didn't run from me, they don't sell anything in my size and I haven't figured out how to craft.
That's why I'm robbing you. You got any iron ore?! Or a pickaxe, or something?! Or...uh...if you know where any other minotaurs live, that might be helpful too, I've been...lonely."
