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Never a moment's peace in this house (Animated)
🕑 Added 2024-05-01 02:35:53 +0000 UTCEver since your girlfriend turned into a pig hybrid, life has been...tumultuous, to say the least. It's like her brain was rewired...she "waters the lawn" and "accidentally" makes a huge mud pit, then decides not to let it go to waste, and later tracks mud all over the house. She makes no effort to hide her grunting and squealing when she...attends to herself, which has resulted in numerous complaints from the neighbors. And her natural musk builds up so quickly now that she (thankfully) is taking twice as many showers, but that just means every time you go to take a nice thoughtful twenty minutes to yourself, you've got this staring out at you the whole time. Sure, it's hot the first dozen times, but you've been seriously considering getting an opaque curtain.
...Eh, who are you kidding, you won't.
