Fan Fiction Story Time - September #1 - Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh
🕑 Added 2025-09-05 19:00:08 +0000 UTCGet ready to learn Optimus Prime Butthole, buddy.
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Nic Strickland
I'm one of the other degenerates, and I'm very proud too—elated that I wasn't the only one who submitted this!
Nic Strickland
I'm just now getting around to watching this, and omg I'm Nic Saturnine, the last name of submitters!!!!
SUPERSHASHA
Patreon renewed, off to a great start with misspelling, and Optimus Prime enters the chat. What a time to be a gamer.
Lavender
this is such an experience, one I did not need
FiggityFiggityFox
I only have one episode left after this and now I’m disappointed. Came here for ffst and soon it’s over 😢
N8Nefarious
Of all the monthly nickel-and-diming in my life, this is my favorite $5 to watch go poof.
Shaun Rutherford
This comment is the reason I read comments before watching the video
Artufex
I am incredibly sad and incredibly happy I missed this episode: sad because I didn't get to hear this a couple weeks ago, but happy because now I can listen to two FFST's at once!
Veronica Adams
I just got here and I’m already scared.
Zach Kondos
We just glossing over the fact that primes asshole is a tourist trap
Joshua Sharpe
Surprised they didn’t shoehorn in Rodimus Prime
Will Nuessle
Optimus Prime...diddling Leia Organa...with Jar-Jar's... I've had fever dreams more lucid
Hyve Wren
saw the thumbnail and audibly said "no, please"
ThumperDaeTime
does anyone have any fanfic ideas for the ghost hunters adventure club?
Dylan Follett
I see the clips of these storytimes and ive always wanted to subscribe and finally got to do it. I have to say this was very worth the investment. Been a hot minute since ive laughed so hard 🤣
Nikki-John-Wicky
They done my boy Jar Jar dirty
ellie ravenborn
fingers crossed they get submitted valveplug one day and read some crazy megop fic - wish i knew any weird ones but the only ones i know are too serious for this
Dan
This... this was something special. I don't know what else to say
Crescent Minor
The weirdest part is how much the author feels the need to justify such an out-there sexual fantasy, both in-universe and in front of the internet. At a certain point, this CANNOT be connected back, and it's odd to justify it in-universe or to think anyone thinks the story would be incomplete as a Transformers/Princess Leia/R2D2 fuckfic if it weren't believable. Yet, I think I get it: the fantasy might feel more complete to the author that way. Jar Jar death and 'resurrection' and ruined finale and it all ties in between the second and third episodes.
Media Breakdown
Wait, so Optimus forever has Jar Jar’s junk grafted to his schlong now? 😂
Tomas Bailey
Is Dan gonna be just a set of eyes peeking out of a goose down jacket when winter actually hits?
GracefullyAutistic
Oh no...I haven't started watching yet, but the fact that you mentioned the dreaded E.T. fic is not a good sign. 😰
Jacob B.
Well I wouldn't say good actually
Jacob B.
Theres a really good MCR fanfic written by Stephanie Meyers you guys should check out
dennytron
Did five year old me write this in 1984?
Evan the Dude
Alright this has to be the nuttiest shit they’ve read so far 😭
hosui
I vote for a special episode with Ike and Toasty reading, and Dan and Arin mysteriously laughing off screen.
Gilly Savard
The amount of times I audibly said ‘HUH???’ Alone to myself in my car. Why do I feel like this was written by the E.T. Author?
Pete Morgan
02:00 in, and I already hate it 😑
Cami L
love that leia casually calls luke her brother in this. fascinating implications. almost as fascinating as the whereabouts of 3po in the coliseum that whole time...
Keoh
Honestly, C-3PO and Optimus? J see it.
Reagan Moore
I imagine Optimus' "experimental anus" looking like a car wash lmaoooo, this was a WILD one
James Gilholm
I love the after story chat, we need more of this! More recorded discussion please!
Crescent Minor
These captions are a bit fucked, they keep getting locked on *intro music*. Even at 18:00, when Leia's doing the phone number thing. I don't want the people with bad hearing to miss that!
Rennon the Shaved
Just when I thought they'd reached the bottom of the barrel with fanfictions, R2-D2 is inside Optimus Prime's extravagantly-described anus...
Joshua David Vega
Why does Arin’s laugh after “Autoboys” sound like Elmo?
Shakira’s howl from “She Wolf”
Arin nails the character voices when doing these eps, while Dan absolutely crushes reading the typos and fucked up spelling mistakes as they are. Both are good in different ways
Dale Sanders
Very happy that this was posted on my birthday 😭😂
Dustin Koski
He is fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Dustin Koski
Oh yeah, especially when Michael Jordan's dick was too big for him to fuck Lola Bunny, so they had to surgically attach Bill Murray's dick to It.
Rudy
Built 4 Love - TWRP ft.NSP
Avorie
We need an Ike cam LMAO
Sapid
I'm so proud to be one of the degenerates to bring this to the Grumps.
Rebecca Whitman
Author really missed the opportunity to call it the Colosseamen...
Nade
By the time the story ends I don't think the author ever said R2 left (not saying where because of spoilers... and because I'm not typing that lol). So presumably he left with Optimus? That's gonna be one hell of a cameo reveal...
rj
You are looking for Fan Fiction Story Time #3. It came out 2 years ago here and they just released it free on YT.
seagull
why were you advertising garfield fan fiction when there doesn't appear to be a video for that here?
Lisa Hedlund
I don't think knowing about phimosis is necessarily a sign of being well-learned😅
SwoodMan
“Autoboys” immediately killed me
WhiteShaq01
Am I crazy or is Jabba’s entertainment plan the villain’s motivation in the original Space Jam? Didn’t he want to make Michael Jordan a game at a theme park?
mikkel colfach
Slug love is slow love
Sarahmonster
I'm okay with this being Star Wars canon. Sure, why not...
Elizabeth Baphometsolutely
". . . . . . . . Keep going. ."
Zio the Black Magician
Goddamn that was an experience.
Mia Ram
love is so beautiful…
Emily R. H. Wells
Honestly, the description of the anus with the sine wave elevator and the fluffy pillows sounded like a great time. Leia really got shafted with that one.
Lady A
There is something in the way Dan reads these stories, especially the heavily typoed ones that just sends me. He must be fluent in typonese lol! His delivery is just 🤌🏻
Pancakes
Y'know, I actually do like that this unexpectedly became a bisexual encounter in this otherwise bonkers fanservice fever dream. I actually don't hate that at all 😆
DMAN
Lmao the fact that neither knew what phimosis was killed me
DMAN
"The Penis is Active"
Chris Gardner
In my office, Peter. Bring Michael Bay and George Lucas.
web
This is what happens when a preteen boy gets a hormone spike at just the wrong time
Beef
R2D2 is the freak of the robot school. Can’t wait for that Disney+ series.
LouBengal
wait oh shit i actually genuinely love transformers fanfiction. can't wait to see why the thumbnail is jabba the hut.
Ems
Ah, Poitimus! My fav transformer
Samantha Wright
I didn't spend the whole pandemic reading transformers porn and learning an entire glossary of absurd fan terms to NOT hear the correct terminology used.
Joshua Kaine
Yesss the weird Leia x Optimus prime one
Walking Zero
I love poitimus of the autoboys so much
Beef
Any scoundrels in the chat ready to goon for 25 minutes? I’ve always wanted to has did an clanker
Olof Rönn
It is I: Leader of the Autoboys!
Cobalt Cresent
From the title alone, this will be a doozy.
Matthew Jenkins
Hooray!
Julia Soler
My show is on! Yippee! What horrors await!