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🕑 Added 2025-08-09 23:00:45 +0000 UTCEP.242 Side Story _ How to Safely Dispose of a Limbless Onahole
At the communal facility, there exists a manual for the training of new employees.
These manuals, well-organized with photos, videos, and documents, have access levels depending on rank.
This is because there is always the risk of spies posing as new recruits.
New employees can only access basic manuals with information easily found online.
Only after completing a two-year contract and becoming a full-time employee can one access more in-depth information about the facility.
There are rumors of a "Level 1 Classified Security Document" accessible only to department heads and above, but since those involved keep their mouths shut, it’s more of an urban legend.
Even if it does exist, low-ranking new employees would never be able to uncover the truth.
“So, are you going to give up?”
“Give up what?”
“The Level 1 classified document. Everyone’s curious, right?”
At the communal facility’s second-half new employee orientation, a group of new hires chatted with amused smiles about this urban legend.
Does the Level 1 classified document really exist?
If it does, what could possibly be inside?
Could there be dangerous information that should never be released to the world?
“Nah, let’s stop. It’s too risky.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
Just thinking about it...
Just saying it out loud...
Even unrelated civilians might be punished.
Having struggled through exams and interviews to get into the communal facility, the new employees shuddered and erased the thought from their minds.
It was a rumor you could hear anywhere.
No one wanted to risk their life over a curiosity.
Everyone laughed it off, but...
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Access granted.
“There we go~”
Just one person.
One particularly curious female employee secretly snuck into the communal facility’s basement, where the Level 1 classified document was rumored to exist.
It wasn’t planned.
By chance, her department head left his employee ID on his desk before going on a business trip abroad.
Seeing her opportunity, the employee went straight to the basement to resolve her lingering questions.
She told the security guard she was running an errand for the department head and showed the ID.
Without further checks, they escorted her to the basement where the Level 1 classified documents were kept.
“Wow...”
The archive was even bigger than she’d imagined, with files sorted by date and type.
“Are all of these Level 1 security documents...?”
Just looking at them made her heart race, like a pirate captain discovering treasure.
But...
“Sigh...”
After pulling out and reading a few eye-catching files, she sighed in disappointment.
She’d expected something amazing from a Level 1 classified document, but there wasn’t a single document that was truly interesting.
They were all just real-life materials adding evidence to rumors already circulating among the public.
It seemed that these documents were classified as Level 1 simply because “the rumors are actually true.”
“Sigh... Should I just leave...?”
As she closed the file and stood up, she noticed a small cardboard box hidden in the corner of the bookshelf.
Among the hundreds of files, it was the only box tucked away.
Curious, she reached for it and found a sticker with a red X and a warning:
“Do not open this box. This material requires strict security.”
When told not to open something, it’s human nature to do the opposite.
With a mischievous grin, she peeled off the sticker and opened the box.
“What is this?”
Inside were twelve cassette tapes.
She scratched her cheek, puzzled by this outdated medium.
She wasn’t surprised by the tapes themselves, but wondered why Level 1 classified documents were stored as audiovisual material.
She’d heard that the facility’s “top secret materials” were all kept analog to prevent leaks.
But wouldn’t cassette tapes be easy to steal and copy?
“Hmm...”
Not quite sure, she looked around the empty archive with a big smile.
“Anyone there~?”
After confirming she was alone, she grinned and took the tape on the far right, Vol.12, and put it in her pocket.
She figured the last tape would be the most intense.
She wanted to take all twelve, but that would be too obvious.
“Will I get caught for this?”
The tape bulged in her jeans pocket.
There was no guarantee the security guard wouldn’t search her.
But after risking so much to get in, she didn’t want to leave empty-handed.
After some thought, she hid the tape inside her bra.
No man would dare search there, and if she left empty-handed, it would look suspicious.
She also grabbed a random document near the entrance, just in case.
She figured the department head would find out as soon as he returned from his trip, but since they were as close as father and daughter, she was sure he’d just laugh it off.
“Alright~”
Having escaped the basement safely, she couldn’t hide her excitement to get home and watch the tape.
Midnight.
After finishing overtime and returning home, the employee ate, washed up, and collapsed onto her bed.
Stretching out, she fetched the old cassette player she’d tossed in the storage room.
After dusting it off and plugging it in, it powered on.
『Vol.12 _ How to Safely Dispose of a Limbless Onahole』
She’d heard of limbless onaholes before, but never about how to dispose of them.
Her heart pounding, she nervously pressed play.
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Hello, everyone~ Have you watched the previous 11 videos? Today, for our final lesson, I’ll explain how to dispose of a limbless onahole~
The noisy screen first showed the communal facility as it looked long ago.
“It must be over 10 years old.”
There was no date on the tape, but she could tell it was made a long time ago.
There are several ways to dispose of a limbless onahole. There are three main legal procedures, and the one we’ll cover in this training is “donation.”
『Three Ways to Dispose of a Limbless Onahole』
Death – Simply ending their life.
Disposal – Keeping them alive in a box with life support for the rest of their life.
Donation – Donating an unwanted onahole to an environmental group or public restroom facility.
The surest methods are 1 and 2, but sometimes owners who want to contribute to society choose option 3.
If you choose to donate, you can receive a small rental fee and volunteer hours for employment, and you get extra points when applying to public institutions or government projects.
If you’re a younger owner, donation is the wise choice.
I assume I don’t need to explain what a limbless onahole is? Everyone watching this video should already know~
Information about limbless onaholes was included in the mandatory training curriculum.
It was the ultimate “end of life” far beyond ordinary or special livestock.
Women, fearing they might be born as females and become livestock, studied this topic especially hard, and this employee knew more about limbless onaholes than most.
First, a limbless onahole abandoned by its owner for disposal is transferred to an onahole shop operated by the communal facility.
The video showed the inside of an onahole shop.
This secret place, unknown to the public, was located in a city building.
It was usually used by high-ranking officials, corporate executives, or second-generation chaebols.
At the onahole shop, the first step is an auction. Limbless onaholes are treated as objects with no rights, as everyone knows.
Limbless onaholes are treated as tools.
Even if someone accidentally kills one while using it, the user is not punished.
