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ZORTCH REPORT

🕑 Added 2023-08-18 13:25:15 +0000 UTC

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nx

https://www.webmd.com/stroke/default.htm

Toxxium

i had a stroke reading that comment

Tripp Andre

Hopefully you are currently working on Pro Civvie Goes On Vacation. :)

nx

chex quest when civvie. chex quest 2 has sewers so you know you wanna.

Suckerpunch5000

Hey, good for you man. Keep it up and don't let the bastards get you down. Civvie's videos helped me through a pretty dark time as well so I very much relate to this.

Michael Cazares

Love the video. Great find of a video game. Ever think about doing a "best of" video at the end of the year? Like a Civvie awards show?

Space Tiger Steven

You're the best man. Currently on day 23 of staying sober and your videos are helping my brain feel normal again! (and a lot less depressed) Thank you so much for all your hard work and creative inspiration! Take a break if you're feeling burnt out please!! <3

Walt_Man

Zortch reminds me.... burning food on an electric stove. lol

Martin Tepper

Don't burn yourself out, please! Maybe relax some time in the cold room?

everynightfever

Damn shame we'll never get a Titanfall 3.

Tory Leo

Gonna enjoy this from my parents' house in Mercer ME!

ZordLedd

This one looks wild. I'm in. Unrelated but have you seen the Zombies Ate My Neighbors mod for Doom II? Not for a video, just a personal recommendation if you ever check out any mods in your off-time. I think it's in progress but mostly finished. It's a complete conversion, like they just took the SNES game and smashed it into GZDoom until the perspective changed to first-person. And they're actually doing it well.

drrockso20

also man if this video had come out earlier in the year when I still had my Windows XP desktop hanging around I would have actually tried to see if Zortch would actually run on it

drrockso20

Titanfall 2 when Civvie?

Ashley Erwin

Banger video.

Steed Productions

I have never heard of Chex quest when you coving it civie?

Pyrexis

100% accurate description of what I expect from a $5 FPS that is new and not on sale.

Powerhouse Willington

"I'm only one person and I am very, very tired." There was a period of time when I was convinced that you were a group of people running the channel. I couldn't believe one person could play a game, write a script, do the voice-over, edit everything, and have it done in 2 weeks. I don't think that anymore, and wouldn't want to diminish your work, so I won't. I would like to lodge a complaint with the DoSC that my wishlist has grown to the size of Norton Mapes since I subscribed back in 2019. Take it easy, Civvie!

Mario_bland

Civvie posts a review, I put on my wishlist/cart. It's that simple lol

Civvie

I’m not sure why this keeps happening but I’ve made yet another new one that will hopefully work and put it into the post.

Civvie

I have no idea because this is a new link fresh from discord. I’m starting to think they personally hate me. EDIT: I generated another one which might work.

bkeegs

Second on the discord link being broken. Tried copy/pasting into multiple browsers to no avail. Thanks for consistently producing entertaining vids!

HolyJunkie

I'm hearing a few Halo CE sounds in here. Got the plasma rifle and the magnum at some points. Why is this 5 bucks?

Nic Bergstrom

Hey Civvie, your new Discord link is broken already, if you didn’t already know. Anyways, love you and loved the video. I can always count on you for the best of the best for content. ♥️

Scott LaPointe

What the fuck is a Zortch? Oh god, it is fun to say... Zortch Good shit Civvie

Jester

Finally got Patreon to update me when you put out new videos, so I can watch them as soon as they come out.

Ghostybirb

We have a brand new boomyshooty that's just been released from the Boom Shoot Tube: Retchid (granted in Early Access), and it looks great from what I've seen so far. Huge Doom 3 vibes, which I personally love

P__Geni

I can’t wait to be sold all over again on the game I bought and finished from your tweet recommendation

CasualKitty

Looks good but a little weirded out that the main character looks like Dot Matrix from Reboot. Well maybe her busty sister that had to drop out of high school because of poor impulse control. She tries but the disappointment from the rest of the family makes every Thanksgiving awkward.

Kouh Sijaed (Tear Cushion)

I bought this game when I saw your tweet about it and didn't start playing it until yesterday and got through episode 1, love the game and It's challenge.

Mechazaurus

Zortch is pretty good overall, and grading on the curve of $5 games made by one guy it's something of a minor masterpiece. I wouldn't say it's one of my all time favorites but I played it to the end, which is something I often don't do with games and I never got board. Can't ask for much more than that.

Björn Birkelbach

Katie is not reaL? oh my god do hammer and AX3 know about this?

Rebecca

Sounds like Civvie needs a vacation

Dénes Hliva

Darn. I thought from the message on discord that this was going to be Chex. Well, atleast this is a pretty gool came too!

Goth Crayon

Please, for the love of medium rare steak and women who aren't fussy about displaying their mammaries given half an excuse, do NOT burn yourself out. I am personally incredibly happy with a Soldier of Fortune quality video every sixty days than a Doom short every single day. As an artist, I totally understand that creativity is not an endless pool you can draw from, and more often than not you need kickback time to let creativity recoup itself at whatever rate it recovers in order to fulfill the minimum quota your creative effort drains. I don't fork over my dollar a month to prod you into constant content cranking, I do it to support you making your art at the rate that suits you. That being said: I am of the firm belief that a GOOD shooter weapon library should consist of just as many useful function tools as it does workhorse weapons. The Quake rocket launcher would be practically useless over the grenade launcher if it didn't simultaneously provide a predictable mobility function, whether or not a dual-function pineapple/rocket launcher should fire one before the other... It depends on whether or not grenades provide a benefit of ammo economy or damage over rockets. I think that grenades should actually deal MORE damage than rockets, being indirect fire of an omnidirectional high-explosive fragmentation munitions as opposed to the propellant demand of a rocket necessitating a smaller uni-directional warhead which isn't going to pack the same whallop as a grenade which uses the same platform for deployment (sure, penetration might be better, but the blast radius shouldn't be half as prominent). I would also consider altering in-game rockets to where they start off with a swift burst of propellant but gradually reduce velocity after a short distance, making them VERY spicy to dodge at closer distances but kinda useless against moving targets at sniper-rifle distances. Then again, the skull-taffy in my brain box is an admittedly peculiar example of think-meat, but I like to believe it comes up with some good ideas and alternatives when I give it enough sleep and something resembling proper nutrition.

Doratov

Never miss the first purpose of these games - to have a bit of nostalgic fun. I get that it's a living, but "I am very, very tired" is probably the moment when a little break can do magic.

Denny Giesbrecht

Nothing is better than coming across a game, playing it on a whim and finding out it's one of your best gaming experiences

Civvie

RIGHT? IT'S PURE AND INNOCENT, IT'S LIKE A PUPPY

Civvie

how do you eat your hot dogs?

Burd Up

And they all laughed at me when I decided to keep my ouya, well jokes on them

Valora Inverse

I've been sitting on this since you first plugged it on Twitter ages ago, haven't gotten around to it yet, but I reckon now's as good a time as any, more good weird shit is welcome.

Civvie

I still played through the whole new campaign and my entire idea for a video would be yelling about how they nerfed the railgun. My sweet, precious railgun. The OG. How could they?

Terminally Nerdy

Personally I would be fine with you taking a bit of a break / getting some rest if you need it Civvie, just saying <3

gill

civvie let me be clear and say Zortch is way more important than boom shoot remasters

Raul Campos

Thank you as always, Civvie. Please get some rest, bro.

Ghostybirb

I saw the Discord post and was like "HOLY SHIT CHEX QUEST!" I am instead pleasantly surprised. Zortch kicked absolute ass, and the fact that it is only 5 bucks is a steal. Can't wait to see this one, as well as (hopefully) at least a video on the new Q2 Remaster, or at the very least, the new campaign, but totally understand if that's not enough footage for a full video.