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one version of maternity fashion* *🖕

Back when i thought this was juggling... Somewhere between ..

Back when i thought this was juggling... Somewhere between the nipple change dialogue and listening to the Olivia Rodrigo album on repeat I’ve been transported to pre-bb me. Do I miss her? Am i still her? (only now with a different nipple shade?) Her track jealousy slapsss. “Comparison is killin' me slowly. I think, I think too much about the kids who don't know me. And I'm so sick of myself. I'd rather be anyone else.” So good! So angst! But as you get older it’s not necessarily other people you’re jealous of. ...

baby’s eyelashes came in!

21👉 22 👉 23 New week, new body 🥰 New “studio” isnt apple..

21👉 22 👉 23 New week, new body 🥰 New “studio” isnt apples to apples but we at a grapefruit now so no looking back 😛 Body weight now shifting forward big time putting extra pressure on the low back. Trying to be diligent & counter it with daily, low impact, leg/butt workouts. My back and Nev both seem to be enjoying the benefits 😊 ❤️

23 weeeeeks no avoiding it, really looking pregnant from a..

23 weeeeeks no avoiding it, really looking pregnant from all angles. I was offered a mocktail at a restaurant over the weekend. Observant of the waitress to notice my belly but also a strange acknowledgement of my condition without actually acknowledging it. I might have even considered having one of my 3 allotted sips of wine/week...but would it be worth the shock and dismay of this well-meaning but judgemental server? Turns out, YES, it was. I ordered a wine and didn’t touch it to prove a point. I basked in her dirty looks all night a...

Sunday ⛪️ ——— And a big welxome to everyone new! Hiiiii ..

Sunday ⛪️ ——— And a big welxome to everyone new! Hiiiii To focus content I’ve got two groups going: pregnancy/baby/mom/mood🎢 & just the (growing) bodyody 💦 . Crossover is cool but don’t be shy to tell me what you want.😇 I’ll be available tonight to chat, sending all the love ❤️💋❤️

first two up 😊 (me & the sunburn 😩😂)

Canceled my plans today bc nothing but sweats fit... Even i..

Canceled my plans today bc nothing but sweats fit... Even if I love the new curves some days it feels too heavy to be out in public in something that doesn’t feel like you. After bursting into tears and realizing I couldn’t recover in time to leave the house I thought about why, STILL, on my third pregnancy, I can’t suck it up and put on a long billowy curtain dress and feel fine like it seems everyone else does. Maternity clothes exist of course and I’ve been in the dressing rooms fiddling with whatever pulley system they’ve desig...

never gets old 🥰

weekday forever mood 🐪

me reading all the DMs asking for nudes...

20 👉 21 👉 22 👼🏼 No weight gain but feeling...lets call it s..

20 👉 21 👉 22 👼🏼 No weight gain but feeling...lets call it softer... Baby is a bell pepper which is bigger than a banana? Maybe rounder. Maybe I’m just looking at the wrong peppers.

22 weeks but who’s counting...(me..😳🗓 haha) I miss nyc spri..

22 weeks but who’s counting...(me..😳🗓 haha) I miss nyc spring drinking / the antics that come w it but between you guys and that second trimester 💦I’m managing 😇 thanks for voting on my new studio / nev’s new workout. The mirror is easily 50 lbs...but CITY VIEWS! hahaha ❤️

good morningggg 🤗 sry about the late night dm, she’s been in..

good morningggg 🤗 sry about the late night dm, she’s been in a mood

back when my clothes fit but i still never wore em 🌤

been lookin like a dumpling so had a dream about dumplings s..

been lookin like a dumpling so had a dream about dumplings so had a compulsion to make dumplings 😂...my brain is beyond saving at this point. in other news i ripped my ripped jeans in a new spot so that’s cool 😳👍 hope everyone having a good day! 🥰😘

cucumber 👉 sweet potato 👉 banana 😝

only fans v serious bts 😂 Whatchu think?

21 weeks front vs side. ✨ Lookin like a poodle, feeling lik..

21 weeks front vs side. ✨ Lookin like a poodle, feeling like a high school photography student. Terrible exposure. Just terrible.

no 👏 days 👏 off Even though it’s Mother’s Day i had to foc..

no 👏 days 👏 off Even though it’s Mother’s Day i had to focus and get it 👉👌 😛 I’ve been doing a lot of individual workout videos in the DMs but these are my top 8 favorite pregnancy exercises for everyone to enjoy / practice / judge my holey sweatpants 😇 You don’t need much & can use soup cans for weights. Or a kid. Or whatever heavy stuff is lying around. I do recommend an exercise ball to use now (and bounce on for labor later.) Bands are also pretty cheap, easy to store and you can do a lot of moves w em. Some ...

Anticipating all the mouth wipin, boo boo kissin and “mooooo..

Anticipating all the mouth wipin, boo boo kissin and “moooooom” being screamed at me all weekend. Only now i get flowers? WORTH IT. 😇 But YES, I’m partying dammit! I will find a way! Don’t forget to show all the moms some extra love this weekend. No matter how naughty you been, we can’t help but eat it up. 🥰💐💐💐

first two up 👋👋

18 👉 19 👉 20 🥰

20 weeks! Half baked bebayeee 🥰🥳🥳🥳

hey cuties

18 vs 19 weeks, kinda feelin the lower, softer vibe this wee..

18 vs 19 weeks, kinda feelin the lower, softer vibe this week. Baby went from a 5.5 inch cucumber to a 6 inch mango? Seems like they could have just said 5.5 inch cucumber to 6 inch cucumber and called it a day but what do i know

19 weeks chillin

Can’t stop thinking...Is shake shack good? Do they put coles..

Can’t stop thinking...Is shake shack good? Do they put coleslaw on fries? I had a dream they put coleslaw on fries. It was excellent but they were out of milkshakes and only had coke. I day-dreamed in my real dream about dipping my Shake Shack coleslaw fries into a thick chocolate milkshake. For reference, the dream in a dream milkshake was chocolatier than a Wendy’s frosty but a similar consistency. A little grainy even. Wildly satisfying. Maybe tonight if I write this I’ll dream I find that exact milkshake. Either way the coleslaw fries...

Happy earth day my loves!! Perfect day to be blooming alongs..

Happy earth day my loves!! Perfect day to be blooming alongside the ultimate mother...MA EARTH. 😝 What are you doing for her today? Hmmmm?? ❤️ 👉 Today for my moms I’m talking about eco belly rubs. You can’t avoid stretch marks all together but you CAN rub some yummy stuff on your belly that’s environmentally sound, smells good, feels good and doesn’t kill everybody’s favorite dinosaur bird. Great organic creams are out there in spades. In honor of Earth Day just check and make sure your favorite is too. I use L...