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Think I might have accidentally filmed some of my best (or w..
Think I might have accidentally filmed some of my best (or worst, whichever way you look at it) farts for this one 😈
Some fresh air on a Thursday morning 🌬️
Some fresh air on a Thursday morning 🌬️
Mini Dutch oven 😘
Mini Dutch oven 😘
Found this at the bottom of my drawer, new fav 😘
Found this at the bottom of my drawer, new fav 😘
Return of the gas 😛
Return of the gas 😛
Not even sure how to describe the sound on these.. Tight too..
Not even sure how to describe the sound on these.. Tight toots?!
New Little outfit, yes of course I farted in it 😎
New Little outfit, yes of course I farted in it 😎
Bit of comedy for your bank holiday 😝
Bit of comedy for your bank holiday 😝
What have you done with your Friday night? Here's mine 😛
What have you done with your Friday night? Here's mine 😛
Just a short one!
Just a short one!
Nothing beats sitting on the bog after a hard day's work 😂
Nothing beats sitting on the bog after a hard day's work 😂
Sunday vibes ✌️
Sunday vibes ✌️
I finally did a powder fart!! Yessss 😂
I finally did a powder fart!! Yessss 😂
Someone messaged me and asked me to do findom but with farts..
Someone messaged me and asked me to do findom but with farts.. So he would pay me for each fart I send him over a long period of time. I did warn him and say I hope you have a very good job, because my farts would break your bank! I was paid generously for my first day and after the second day he's awol, think I was too farty for him 😂 here's most of the farts I sent over 2 days, poor guy 😂
Good morning 😘
Good morning 😘
A few have asked for a compilation of just my jeans/leather ..
A few have asked for a compilation of just my jeans/leather pants and leggings so sharing this here. You know I don't like you guys missing anything 😇
I upset Mr octopus 🎭
I upset Mr octopus 🎭
Very long overdue video! Please accept my apologies, I've be..
Very long overdue video! Please accept my apologies, I've been too busy farting around 😇
Glasgow guffs! Fair bit of leather for you 😉
Glasgow guffs! Fair bit of leather for you 😉
"I heard that" 👌
"I heard that" 👌
Goodness gracious me 🫢
Goodness gracious me 🫢
Someone on insta asked me to fart on my feet but then didn't..
Someone on insta asked me to fart on my feet but then didn't expect to pay for a custom vid, so you lovely people get to have it as part of a little comp instead 👍
Over 2 minutes worth of farts just from yesterday. Don't ask..
Over 2 minutes worth of farts just from yesterday. Don't ask me why I was so gassy because I have no idea 🤔 no wonder I'm so tired today 😴😂
Mix of the latest trumps 😋 if you have any suggestions or id..
Mix of the latest trumps 😋 if you have any suggestions or ideas of what you want to see on my page, please message me or comment!
Nothing like going to bed after a night shift 😘😴 (yeah I kno..
Nothing like going to bed after a night shift 😘😴 (yeah I know I still havnt cleaned my mirror... Sorry guys.. 😇)
Farting my way through my dinner in work last night 🤫 sausag..
Farting my way through my dinner in work last night 🤫 sausage mash and gravy cost me £9.55 in the staff canteen I was livid!! 😂 Lucky it produced lots of gas for that price!
Can anyone diagnose me?! 🤓
Can anyone diagnose me?! 🤓
I have no idea what made me so gassy last night, but my duck..
I have no idea what made me so gassy last night, but my duck farts appear to have dissipated 🤓
I wouldn't sniff my own farts for anyone other than you spec..
I wouldn't sniff my own farts for anyone other than you special people! 😇 And yes they heard it upstairs 😂
Faiiiiilll 😂
Faiiiiilll 😂
