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Episode 476 - Dick on AI Jesus

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjWhite people are doing AI funerals too now, Johnny's Brain Rot Corner produces some gems, Charlie Kirk is killed so a man can be straight, I almost break my wife's foot, my son gains too much weight, what young people want, EBT scams, signs in my neighborhood, snapping my neck, and the Hydroflask crew that stole Johnny's car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 475 - Dick on The Windi

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjJohnny gets his car stolen, Josh Denny in studio, a lady steals a baseball from a kid, a Dickhead wins the virginity contest to a bag of red flags, three women pharmacists, a woman gets stabbed on the bus, and the Cracker Barrel CEO's long history of killing food items; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Weight Watchers #2

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[LIVESTREAM] Weight Watchers #2 - Thursday Noon PST

The brotherhood of the weight watchers is expanding...YouTube

SUPERKILLER VS. ISOM with Ethan Van Sciver!

Storj | RumbleWhich comic is less worse? Superkiller or Isom? Or is it the dark horse candidate PUMPKIN WARPATCH???An in-depth and objective review by a mean-spirited alcoholic and legendary comic book pro Ethan Van Sciver! Enjoy! And fill out your own rubric if you want to play along.Also, BACK CYBERFROG: MEETS WORLD! You probably already do, but if you don't, check it out!

[LIVESTREAM] SUPERKILLER VS ISOM - WED 10AM PST

WITH SPECIAL GUEST ETHAN VAN SCIVER!!!I don't know why the Patreon livestream thing is so hard to use, but we're going to try it.

Episode 474 - Dick on The Stunterverse

Download the MP3 | Rumble | StorjI catch a guy watering a spider at the grocery store, a Federal Reserve governor commits mortgage fraud, entering the North Korea baby stage, "Stunters" the viral piece of garbage game, a brief Superkiller review, Trump catches a bad contractor, EBT and candy and soda, sex for rent in Canada and everywhere, and Johnny's Brain Rot corner; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 473 - Dick on Buffy

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble | StorjAdam Busch in studio, Raja Jackson beats a wrestler half to death because he was disrespected, SUPERKILLER is released, the Cracker Barrel has fallen, men's idea of romance, Indians defending Indian defending Indians, fat Black bicyclers, and Shaquille O'Meal vs. a door; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 472 - Dick on ChatGUPTA

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjKarl calls in about his lawsuit, Home Depot rents defective furniture dollies, Johnny brings in a poetry man, Nick Fuentes shouts out the show, an Indian crashes a semi truck, ChatGPT sexually assaults an insane woman, a fat woman falls through a boat, and the EVS Superkiller review announcement; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 471 - Dick on Walking Into Heaven

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble | StorjSome classy AI funeral videos, the WNBA puts up a dildo net, Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about a woman's death, Karl Hamberger is sued for $600,000 by Stuttering John, student loans, the war on weed never ends, ego death, and witches on Etsy making bank; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Weight Watchers #1

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Weight Watchers #1 - Thursday Noon PST

Episode 470 - Dick on Boris Fatenov

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | Storj A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 469 - Dick on Slender Man's Wife

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjWarren G lullabyes, stuck behind an idiot's funeral procession, Armenians honking at the hospital, the death of waiting rooms, fat women are hacked globally, mental asylums are coming back, eating gross things, advice on programming, an all-white town, four-person mortgages, and a fat woman breaks a Slip 'N Slide; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bonus Episode 99 - Dick on Baby Dick

Rumble | Vimeo | StorjSlurvivor, stories of not crying and botched surgery, my son is born, how to be honest in different ways, Tesla opens a gay bar in West Hollywood, robots with tits, a time travel machine powered by a vasectomy, The Maniak is released, and Maddox does a cooking show; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

My son was bornt!

Just got home from the hospital and I feel like I was hit by a train driven by a fat woman. Baby is perfect. The nurses said he was the loudest baby in the hospital by far and maybe the loudest baby some of them had ever known.No show today. We’ll do a bonus episode this week to make up for it. I need about three days to acclimatize. There’s a lot of stuff happening, but it will still be happening next week.Thank you all!

Episode 468 - Dick on The Family Man

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjMy campaign speech for city council, thin steaks take over the last grocery store, Nitrous Americans take their hill back, Lena Dunham gains more weight, USAID was full of kindergardeners, the Epstein List, I finally beat RDR2, homeless stories, women run a restaurant, a local hellhole get overrun by police, robots doing Crossfit, and a crash course in audio engineering; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 467 - Dick on Nitrous Wars

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjA nitrous American is beaten by an angry mob in front of my house, ICE clears out Los Angeles, ChatGPT psychosis, we investigate a group of insane people who have relationships with AI boyfriends, a fat woman falls off of a swing set, CAFE regulations are over, Orc City has fallen, waking up babies, and a woman can't stop laughing on Zoom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 466 - Dick on The Two-Seater

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjRoad Rage: Boston aftermath, noisy door locks, I sit next to a woman that takes up two seats on an airplane, racist accents, one of the most disgusting erotic stories from a real man of all time, and a sneaky camera for fat women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Road Rage: Boston

Rumble | StorjToo much to sum up and I've been traveling since 3AM. Enjoy!

Bonus Episode 98 - Dick on Fat Women vs. Seatbelts Olympics

Rumble | VimeoA Roomba for fingernails, Fat Woman vs. seatbelts Olympics, a reverse strap-on, Xbox badges for finding lost drill bits, Gideon's Bible weather stripping for public toilets, Sour Patch Advils, welding certificates, race-swapped Roots, a smell camera, and Maddox argues both sides of the Condoms vs. Sex Workers debate on an all new old episode of the Best Debate in the Universe; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

Episode 465 - Dick on Dadmaxxing

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble | StorjA woman wrestles a semi truck, the No Kings or Diets protest, dadmaxxing, grandpamaxxing, a garage you can eat off of, Road Rage: Boston, sleep nagging, Maddox releases another banger, Will Smith releases another banger, Johnny Rocket releases another banger, AI Palestinians, "Slam Frank" (Anne Frank with Black people), over-optimising, and SNAP: Soda, Nachos, And Pizza; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 464 - Dick on Fat Women Throwing Bicycles

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjA fat woman throws a bicycle, LA erupts in violence and retardation, a fat women encourages the rioters, ICE deports my Home Depot, a protester fights an SUV, some Mexicans light themselves on fire, an AI company is oops all indians, a man falls in love with a robot, my wife throws popcorn away, Maddox tries to cancel Road Rage: Boston, Elon's trans daughter tries out a new voice, and a man makes friends with a hot prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 463 - Dick on The Grave Digger

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | RumbleROAD RAGE: BOSTON x WATP LIVE - JUNE 21st- live.dick.showA fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, I get free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore the haters, young men are the laziest generation--again, Asmongold watches my clips, the Grave Digger writes in about solving more murders and playing with the cops, drugs for your health, Tinder implements a height filter, a bunny man gets kicked out of a comic con, and Michael Vick fights the LAPD dogs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

WATP/TDS Crossover #32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish

An OnlyFans lady interviews a top simp, and two guys talk to a woman about her poop fetish.Come see Karl and I in Boston on June 21st!!! live.dick.show

WATP/TDS Crossover #32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish

YouTubeAn OnlyFans lady interviews a top simp, and two guys talk to a woman about her poop fetish.Come see Karl and I in Boston on June 21st!!!live.dick.show

WATP / TDS Crossover Ep32 - Honeys Makin' Money, Poop Fetish - 6:30PM PST

Join Dick Masterson and Karl at 9:30p ET / 6:30p PT. They'll be looking at Honeys Makin' Money, a show about the "spicy world of OnlyFans" as well as Other People's Lives as they interview a chick with a poop fetish.

Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjI bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park episodes are banned, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes and pants, vaccine advice, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a Kanye freestyle, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and arguing with your parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjA shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear

Download the MP3 | Rumble | Vimeo | StorjMy hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!