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Episode 246 - Dick on Human Milk

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeRalph is a free man, Gina Carano comments on the Holocaust for no reason, my raves is canceled, stealing a covid vaccine, Gorilla Glue, the boring impeachment, Super Bowl commercials, Justin Timberlake apologizes, Chest Milk and Human Milk, Murrlogic's life at the Children's Village, Crippled Jesus is getting sued by the Wellness Center, the threesome that almost wasn't, and Maddox's Table of Contents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 246 - Sun Noon PST

A very special Valentine's Day episode with Ethan Ralph in studio! AND A NEW PROJECT BREW TASTING PROBABLY WILL LAUNCH THE PRODUCT GIGGITTY GOO!!!https://youtu.be/wP75Qa57sXE

The Dick Show Episode 245 - Dick on Big Beans

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoDealing with night terrors, New Project Brew, "nice to e-meet you", my penis falls asleep, Mr. Monopoly helps you out, GTA 6's female protagonist, disinformation, bad legal takes, quotes about quotes, HuffPo Women, a former trans kid calls in, and who invented the television; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 245 - Sunday noon PST

Get ready for THE BIG GAME with us!https://youtu.be/ND6s7Y48hFo

Episode 244 - Dick on How to Live Forever

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoBullying billionaires, Park n Raves, women and their horrible digestion, audio messages, DIY haircuts, arrested for writing stories, triple masking, Biden's GOSBANK, the show gets a mom banned from the park, TV is illegal, Crippled Jesus vs. Uni Part 3, The Silver Squeeze, and how to live forever; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 245 - Sunday Noon PST

We're doing it an hour later than usual DUE TO COVID...Layc's coming in. We're gonna talk about the silver bullet. HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!https://youtu.be/3AX4aGIUx48

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 55 - Dick on Stonks

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeSober slurring, the GameStop short squeeze, make books like Twitter, Bitch Finder, an app to get your girlfriend out of the house, the Fleshlight flashlight, Alex, the male version of Alexa, Stonks Santa, Oxmad laments on women, ; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 55 - Dick on Stonks

Vimeo | YouTubeSober slurring, the GameStop short squeeze, make books like Twitter, Bitch Finder, an app to get your girlfriend out of the house, the Fleshlight flashlight, Alex, the male version of Alexa, Stonks Santa, Oxmad laments on women, ; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 55 - Thursday 7PM PST

We're doing a bonus episode!!!Gimme your solutions, your problems, your INVENTIONS, and your Bananadox clips. Post em high! Fuck Wall Street!https://youtu.be/tblp3gFfqMw

Episode 243 - Dick on Space Boobs

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoBoobs on Star Trek, ruining Tupperware, erasing women, heckling news anchors and appealing to the humorless, women vs. serial killers, sitting in a loss, language on the suicide hotline, Amazon vs. mail-in ballots, child p*rn on Twitter, the Milo show, a Flat Earther calls in, Crippled Jesus vs. admin, a pee jar virgin, and overworking Kegels; all that and more this month on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 243 - Sunday 11AM PST

We got a flat earther calling in and some Omegle trolling. See you soon!https://youtu.be/FGA_mYU1adg

Episode 242 - Dick on the Fediverse

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeEntering the Fediverse, setting clocks ahead for fun, making a mess with bags of sand, half-assed robots vs half-assed humans and the $15 minimum wage, the Indoguration, cosplay and the race to the bottom of the uncanny valley, Josh Denny gets canceled for jokes, Seth Rogan vs. Count Dankula, regulating Bitcoin, a regurgitating erotic story, and Crippled Jesus gets in trouble in his Feminist Theory class; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 242 Sun 11AM PST

It's time for your weekly white pill.SUNDAY AT 11AM PSThttps://youtu.be/GWBlvZiyeUQ

Episode 241 - Dick on Insurrection

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoI eat a tub of cookie dough, the perils of shaving your ugly face, THOTs posting pictures of themselves in Dubai, rolling your own cigarettes, the pros of Trump being banned on Twitter, taking over the capitol and Opposite Day, Vito's podcast, two teenagers sexting, Ari's ex with the foot fetish, Cantillions and Matt fight, the Danish giant penis cartoon, turning a prostitute into a housewife; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Check out the Dick Show Fediverse install at paypig.org if you&#39...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 241 - Sun 11AM PST

Josh Denny is coming in. Ari is too. The Bison Guy was going to call in, but I don't think we're going to be hearing from him for a while...See you there!https://youtu.be/jx4pYrPGsDw

[VIDEO] WATP/TDS Episode 9 - Frenemies, The Fat Feminist Witch, F*ck Whales

Edit: the uploaded video is fucked, so I'm going to link to the livestream until it gets fixed.Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoThese people are insufferable and totally unlistenable. How the fuck do they have an audience? Oh well! Here's us shitting on them. Enjoy!

[AUDIO] WATP/TDS Episode 9 - Frenemies, The Fat Feminist Witch, F*ck Whales

EDIT: Videos have been fixed!YouTube | VimeoThese people are insufferable and totally unlistenable. How the fuck do they have an audience? Oh well! Here's us shitting on them. Enjoy!

[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover #9 - Wed 7PM PST

https://youtu.be/CZ05YG2pIaM

Episode 240 - Dick on The Big One

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube"Death to 2020", mass-produced personalities, Wonder Woman 1984 made me start my period, new and improved lighters, "Cosmo says you’re fat", The WHO says "The Big One" is coming, educated by women, governed by women, the science says you don't have to tell people you have AIDS, a young man describes his perfect woman, wet masks, shooting politicians with vaccines, bug-fed meat, there is nothing to look forward to anymore, and The Grand Wazoo's Christmas album; all that and more...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 240 - Sun 11AM PST

IS 2020 OVER YET???See you there B)https://youtu.be/saNOOmjtoWI

Episode 239 - Dick on Lonely Mouths

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeA Christmas sick-out, family is just a number, getting over a girl, surprises in the omnibus nightmare, having a lonely mouth, holocaust and election denying, "birthing people", going to school until you get molested, Chris the Kiwi calls in, herd immunity, cross-dressing incest, organizing your wires, and some Tampa audio is recovered; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 239 Sunday 11AM PST

Last episode of the year! What's your New Year's resolution and tell me what makes you a rage!I have the Tampa video...Let's see how the audio turned out...https://youtu.be/4xI_UuVDBT8

Episode 238 - Dick on Slow Meat

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoToo old for this many drugs, seeing where all your missing stuff went in Hell, City Slickers ruins my life, getting a vaccination chip or kicked in the head, drinking and cooking slow meat all day, a Marshall plan for mom, losing the draw string on your shorts, how Trump can still win, the Wonder Bread guy draws some pictures, a fake funeral for a fake death, genderless babies, Twitch makes a statement on words, the Great Reset resetted, Madcucks moves back in with his parents, and Sean vs. Madcucks; all that a...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 238 - Sun noon PST

Just a bit of a delay. Sleep in! See you thenhttps://youtu.be/957YuGB-DWw

Episode 237 - Dick on Road Rage: Tampa

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe Black National Anthem, losing the audio for Road Rage: Tampa, pretending COVID doesn't exist, smoking inside, over protective uncles, Maddox calls the police again, multiple TDS tattoos, Bell's palsy and the vaccine no one wants, Erik Wong gets into a fight on a plane, and someone throws a drink at Ralph; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 237 - Monday 7PM PST

BACK FROM TAMPA!!!https://youtu.be/-u_OwxL41Uc

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 54 - Dick on Milkers

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMilkers for Cripples, I hate space aliens, income sharing college loans, a bag that counts your chips, Draculox, flaking on dates, and the Vatican's new evil organization; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 54 - Dick on Milkers

Vimeo | YouTubeMilkers for Cripples, I hate space aliens, income sharing college loans, a bag that counts your chips, Draculox, flaking on dates, and the Vatican's new evil organization; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 54 - Wed 6PM PST

Post your inventions! And things you want us to talk about. What makes you a rage?https://youtu.be/xZq6dKU6yfs

Episode 236 - Dick on Black Hitler

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoFake Heart Attacks, Fabio hair, my prank crash dummy chair breaks, subsidized acupuncture, appreciating the little things in life, kettle corn, Biden's dog tripping story, gateway tyranny, diversity in the NASDAQ, marrying a sex doll, Ron Jeremy stories, a ten Asian orgy, Adolph Hitler is back, and Lucky Starr is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post