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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 52 - Dick on Having a Complete Meltdown

Vimeo| YouTubePimp my Protest, perforated fruit, Bananadox on losing his gf, a new division of the Army for tough guys, hard drive sized USB sticks, Protest Amazon, Rent-A-Kid, and Maddox on film; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 52 - Dick on Having a Complete Meltdown

Download the MP3 | Vimeo| YouTubePimp my Protest, perforated fruit, Bananadox on losing his gf, a new division of the Army for tough guys, hard drive sized USB sticks, Protest Amazon, Rent-A-Kid, and Maddox on film; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 52 - Wed 6PM PST

Post your inventions and your solutions and your topics below! We'll probably get into some dirty, dirty clips of you know what... See you tonight!https://youtu.be/06B_dz9Bj-o

Episode 225 - Dick on Ruth Bader Gonesburg

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoRuth Bader Gonesburg dies, the Pelosi Pooper calls in, Madcucks returns, Netflix previews "Real Steel", gun shopping in California, Danny Polishchuk and jokes and anti-Semitism, life-affirming herpes, my favorite restaurant closes down, Mario 64 is too hard, dating your therapist, busting an anti-porn crusader in real time; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 225 - Sunday 11AM

The Pelosi Pooper is calling in, and Danny Polishchuk. Giggidy giggidy! See you then!!https://youtu.be/7EQZ6SFIAh0

[AUDIO] WATP/TDS Episode 7 - Life With Herpes, F*ck Whales

Vimeo | YouTubeYou have herpes, I have herpes, we all have herpes because it's more common than breathing air according to this podcast. If you have herpes and it's not the most empowering thing that's ever happened to you, then you're doing it wrong. Join Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?", Sean, and I, as we get into carbuncles and then something even grosser: F*ck Whales. Enjoy!

[VIDEO] WATP/TDS Episode 7 - Life With Herpes, F*ck Whales

Vimeo | YouTubeYou have herpes, I have herpes, we all have herpes because it's more common than breathing air according to this podcast. If you have herpes and it's not the most empowering thing that's ever happened to you, then you're doing it wrong. Join Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?", Sean, and I, as we get into carbuncles and then something even grosser: F*ck Whales. Enjoy!

[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS #7 - 6PM PST

Hoo boy...this one...HERPES!https://youtu.be/t9emy0WfmS4

Episode 224 - Dick on the Preacher Man

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeLife or death with the LAPD, a guy with no inner monologue calls in, re-stubbing my toe, gender penis reveals, Sean on the miracle of life, women turning the volume up by one notch, the age of the edgelord preacher man, Lululemon sells #ResistCapitalism, California fire prevention vs. global warming, People of Color Cafes, the Walmart Farter eats hot wings before a date, finding your life-work balance at 22, a sexual assault training video, and Chaggot and Baked Alaska in studio; all that and more this week on ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 224 - Sun 11AM PST

WE WILL NOT BE TALKING ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT!!! See you there.https://youtu.be/GyUyhn-ZwDE

Episode 223 - Dick on the Testicle Hernia

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoFat Pig Friday, Sean's WAP, amateur bartenders, women sharing your food, sound-alike racism, the have-nots vs. the barely haves, trust the government survey, a guy with a testicle hernia, Colony Siege, Zoomers don’t use punctuation, how to not get married, the "rock bottom" myth, clear garbage bags, real penis reduction surgery, the untested Swine Flu vaccine, and Madilox likes anal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 223 Sun 11AM PST

See you soon!https://youtu.be/Khj1Ae3eZ5c

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 51 - Dick on Racists Anonymous

YouTube| VimeoRacists Anonymous, the Fall Guy IQ test, actual Fake News, the "America's Next Top Tough Guy" television show, Sean's six million COVID deaths, sprinkler traps, reverse conspiracy theories, a fridge gremlin, giving a description to the police, testing women for being retarded, a sandal rotation machine, and Maddox's self-insert porn quest; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 51 - Dick on Racists Anonymous

YouTube| VimeoRacists Anonymous, the Fall Guy IQ test, actual Fake News, the "America's Next Top Tough Guy" television show, Sean's six million COVID deaths, sprinkler traps, reverse conspiracy theories, a fridge gremlin, giving a description to the police, testing women for being retarded, a sandal rotation machine, and Maddox's self-insert porn quest; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 51 - Wed 6PM PST

Holy crap...it's a new bonus episode! Post your inventions and topics below. See you tonight!https://youtu.be/jt0H86ACpoE

Episode 222 - Dick on The Malarkey-archy

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeBreaking my foot while camping, declaring girlfriend bankruptcy, risking your life for low financing, the sports of riots and political theater, bravely running away, I am Jesus, Carl gets on meds, ToS acceptable memories, Black Panther dies and I don't care, Empire shuts down, 6% of COVID deaths, sister brain surgery, what types of guns to get, and Captain Insano getting kicked out of Walmart for farting; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 222 - Sunday 11AM PST

You posted cringe bro. You're gonna lose a subscriber!https://youtu.be/hCJLk1M9GY4

Episode 221 - Dick on the Hunt for Waluigi

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe inverse of the reflection of the man, VR horror games, throw-up comedy, guys who pretend to be upset by "Cuties", competition in arts and crafts, it doesn't look like the picture, getting laid with vitiligo, throw-up comedy, expensive used trucks, Cantillions has COVID, Digi-nee tokens, and the phone number of doom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 221 - Sun 11AM PST

Wew lad! This is going to be a hell of an ep. A really phenomenal comedian will be calling in who has done my dream set. See you soon!https://youtu.be/t29b7A0Extc

Episode 220 - Dick on Sex Tapes

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMan, fuck Vimeo. Every fucking week it's something else. Now they've flagged my account. I'll post it later if they open it up.My American Psycho sex tape vs. Ralph's Sex Tape, Null breaks up with me because I'm toxic to his brand, Catboy Kami calls in, a gigantic croquet failure,temperature guns, Tropic thunder and blazing saddles, a cop runs for the White House, Catboy Kami calls in, Sharing your finances with your wife,Vito takes a bath, “Bi-hacking”, Sean’s Animal Corner, and “Bu...

Dicktation - Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome

Join Vito, Sean, and I as we watch Mad Max and talk about sex tapes, mohawks, and try to bust each other on being pedophiles. Enjoy!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 220 - Sunday 11AM PST

Catboy Kami and Null are calling in. I wonder whatever we will be talking about...https://youtu.be/BJpjTXn3YSU

Episode 219 - Dick on the Big Countdown to Nothing

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoNothing is ever happening, pulling your penis while doing Kung Fu, a week of cold showers, putting the Switch away wrong, more cops murdering people,Taylor from PKA proves Hellen Keller is a phony, KFC's very racist ad, Orc Girl and donkey transformation, Sean’s Animal Corner, the coin shortage, Biden's Vetting process, and Maddox tries to tone down the anti-semitism on his Twitch channel; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 219 Sun 11AM PST

Taylor's calling in, and an orc lady I think. You'll have to see it to believe it.See you then.https://youtu.be/lxFlH5Co2kU

[VIDEO] WATP/TDS Episode 6 - Rebel Eaters Club, F*ck Whales

Wow, Sean really laid into this one. Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" Sean and I review the "Rebel Eaters Club", a show that promotes food addiction, which is responsible for millions of deaths every year. So we are the good guys here. We also do some excerpts from "F*ck Whales". I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life.

[AUDIO] WATP/TDS Episode 6 - Rebel Eaters Club, F*ck Whales

YouTubeWow, Sean really laid into this one. Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" Sean and I review the "Rebel Eaters Club", a show that promotes food addiction, which is responsible for millions of deaths every year. So we are the good guys here. We also do some excerpts from "F*ck Whales". I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life.

[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover #6 Wed 7:30PM PST

I think it's number six. Is it five? Oh boy, that would be embarrassing...https://youtu.be/Bn8bgB6YQko

Episode 218 - Dick on Trickle Down Communism

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe Burning Dick festival, Vito is a hoarder, an inconvenient drug overdose,love in the time of masks, random construction, Tik Tok,Protestors blocking landlords, individuals with cervixes, the birth of Maddilox, a true ghost story, women and “rebound” relationships, a guy in search of a beard, and a Chainlink millionaire; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 218 Sunday 11AM PST

SEE YOU SOON!https://youtu.be/Mp2tS8x3UZQ

Episode 217 - Dick on Wonder Bread

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoDealing with the Garbage Store, diversity in serial killing with Mike from Sword and Scale, The Wonder Bread fetish guy calls in to explain himself, Gavin McInnes sends me a rude text, Mersh does a Macho Man impression, face mask stats, seeing my dad's penis, what Ari's boobs feel like, Lena Dunham, virtual fans, Trader Jose's, white women showing off their gooch, and Digi-Nee might chop off her penis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.Read the Post