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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 48 - Thursday 7:30PM PST

It's a wonderful day for a riot. See you guys tonight!Give me your solutions and inventions and problems and INJUSTICES!!!https://youtu.be/IBrr9KFbSFs

Episode 208 - Dick on Cuck Throat

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMaddox changes his voice to call Keemstar a Nazi, Digibro transitions to Digi-Nee and it is not a bit, the Libertarian debates, the future fights of sex robots, Ralph and Null have a big fight and then attempt to apologize, the cam wh*re controversy continues, Vito's new Star Wars video is out, Screw Louie is back to Square One in The Virgin Contest, some advice for a busty Israeli with a butter face, taking things too seriously, my nose job, Sean doesn't like Rand Paul, and the real Dick Show four-year...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 208 REUPLOAD

Sorry for the fuckup guys. Here is the entire livestream from today!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3pOMzHLgqk

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 208 Sunday 11AM PST

It's the REAL anniversary!!! See you soon.https://youtu.be/f3pOMzHLgqk

Episode 207 - Dick on Premature Celebrations

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoI am confronted for not wearing a mask, Screwy Louie comes in to talk about the virgin contest, MC Jarbo talks about his new album, "Chronicles of a Cuck", Poe's Law, the white trash cycle, deer-kin, fat moms, the mental patients who run the world, how to be a finance, an army of contact tracers, The Fed starts buying ETFs, the THOT Patroler, the new Black Cat, sick health officials, and how to make a non-racist AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 207 Sunday 11AM PST

See you in a bit!https://youtu.be/YYUbfU4Ihpo

WATP/TDS Episode 4 – Dead Town, F*ck Whales

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeKarl from "Who Are These Podcasts?", Sean, and I review "Dead Town" and excerpts from "F*ck Whales". The "How It's Made Bit" is probably the funniest thing I've ever done. To me anyway. Enjoy!

[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover #4 THU 7:30PM PST

What's up Dickheads and Chickheads and WATPenises. Join us for another crossover EVENT! Tonight at 7:30PM PST.See you there!https://youtu.be/eSTCiBilbcI

Episode 206 - Dick on Legacy Issues

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoMy drunken, multi-stream meltdown, the New Project 2 Mafia and Sean the Capo, fake white nationalism, returning shopping carts, Screwy Louie has a date, Null calls in to talk kids, legacies, and the burning trash fire I dumped in his lap, Maddox is pretending to be a cowboy for some reason, Chris the Kiwi has a busy weekend, Mersh from Revenge of the Cis talks about strip clubs, and how to keep your wife busy at home; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 206 - Sunday 11AM PST

Wow! WHAT A WEEK. See you guys tomorrow. I think the Revenge of the Cis fellas are calling in. Got any questions for them???https://youtu.be/y3P5J22tQ7E

Episode 205 - Dick on Multiple Women

Download the MP3 | YouTubeBird and I are accused of being Antifa at a freedom protest, Andrew Tate Calls in to talk kickboxing and cam whoring, The Little Irishman draws all over his brother, Maddox calls me a rapist and a pedophile, what happened to health insurance, debts and liabilities outgrow assets, men's entitlement, women's ingratitude, the Hard Men Working Hard create a chart-topper, and dealing with LGBT parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 205 - Sun 11AM PST

Cross your fingers for someone calling in. Protest fights, and more! See you Sunday, folks. Bright and early at 11AM PST.https://youtu.be/q_pVmJwbLbk

Dicktation Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Download the MP3Join Vito, Sean, and I as we watch the COMPLETE CINEMATIC FAILURE that is Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker. This was a lot of fun. Hopefully, it will make the movie watchable for you at home and for MAY THE FOURTH.Click Play on the movie about ten seconds into this MP3 track. I say it out loud in the track so you can follow along. We watched the Google Play version, which starts immediately with the Lucas Film logo, so if your version doesn't start with the Lucas Film logo, line it up that way. Let me know if that...

Dicktation - TFW NO GF

Download the MP3THE MP3 HAS BEEN UPDATED - Look, Amazon put a bunch of extra shit in front of this, so it's difficult to sync. Click play on the AMAZON VIDEO when our commentary track hits 1:35. It should line up through the director commentary.Wash your waifu pillowcase and clean up your anime figurines and get ready for a ride into depression. Myself, Ethan Ralph, Flamenco, Gator, Egg White, and many more sat down to watch "TFW NO GF" together. It's an interesting documentary that was released on Amazon Prime TODAY! Special th...

Episode 204 - Dick on Wiener Crossing

Download the MP3 | YouTubeI can't find my Nintendo DS, Vito brings in a card game, I apologize to Chris the Kiwi, homeschooling, Digibro's categorizes everyone in The Dick Show, Doc Rieux has stories from the ER, Crippled Jesus' mom's boyfriend drops a hot beat, Japan is better than the US, Tifa vs. Aerith, pedophiles, pedophiles, pedophiles, and Reactor, Tim Pool's brother, is a gold-bricking douchebag who got kicked out of the band; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 47 - Dick on Karen: The Game

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeKaren: The Game, heroes saluting heroes, Bob Dylan, the clean clothes hamper, a single open bar, N-word Cola, solo quarantines, learning French, how to deal with people rapping at the gym, the last good technology, the Auto-Warski, and the ICP; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 47 - Dick on Karen: The Game

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 204 - Sunday 11AM PST

VERMIN SUPREME!!!! Gonna be a good one.https://youtu.be/xNxIovHbcfY

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 47 - Wed 7PM PST

Bonus episode comin atcha in full DIGITAL SOUND. Idk why I didn't do this 4 years ago...See you guys there! What do you want us to talk about? Post your problems and inventions below.https://youtu.be/xCdFhOpCePs

Episode 203 - Dick on Mad Libs

Download MP3 | YouTube | VimeoPower buttons that correct you, living the Adult Baby Diaper Lifestyle, California fills up a skate park, Frank Hassel works out and drops hotdogs, the Final Fantasy 7 remake, entertaining Anthony Cumia, Chris Hansen congratulates me and my garbages, tyranny comes from next door, Bam Bam's Easter Madlibs, how to find your broken half, and helping Kiwi Chris make a hooker his housewife; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

TDS Crossovers - Bojack Horseman

Ralph and Vito wanted to talk about the ending of Bojack Horseman. So that's what we did! We deserved two endings. I stand by that. Enjoy!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 203 - Sun 11AM PST

There is a chance the diaper dude from the crossover ep is calling in. Strong chance! Let's hope he doesn't get wage gapped. Also, Frank Hassle, protests, and NOTHING ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING!Sunday 11AM PST.https://youtu.be/e4Fadu901as

WATP/TDS Episode 3 - Diaper Tapes, F*ck Whales

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoKarl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" and I team up once again for a bonus episode crossover event! And this time Sean is there too!In this episode we listen to an ABDL podcast--that means ADULT BABY DIAPER LOVERS. And if you think that's bad, then we listen to some select excerpts of the audio version of "F*ck Whales", a book completely devoid of humor read aloud by a robotic retard. Enjoy, and stay dry!

[LIVESTREAM] TDS/WATP Crossover #3 - Wed 4PM PST

We're doing another Krazy Karl Krossover, boys and girls! This time it's Diaper Tapes. Puke city! Sean is going to join us. Does he have some insider knowledge on Diaperfurs or whatever the fuck this trainwreck of a podcast is? Let's find out.https://youtu.be/RUjUuCVnVBE

The Dick Show Episode 202 - Dick on Martial LOL

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeLucie Wilde gets a breast reduction, sneezing with a sore back, Burning Man is canceled, dancing nurses, Bill Gates microchip n-word bargain, my YouTube recommendations are ruined, a real live cuck calls in, a Bernie Bro tells me I was right--which I was--and why he did, magical beliefs, Gator's ghosts, New York City problems that we all have to deal with, and Sean goes on That Larry Show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 202 - Sunday 11AM PST

Dammit. Sorry for the late link again, everyone. HAPPY EASTER! #Resisthttps://youtu.be/LTQJ4FMGpVg

Episode 201 - Dick on Chris Hansen's Emmy

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoChris Hansen tries to front, I interview Onision on The Ralph Retort, an FTMTF calls in about having a baby, Joey Salads is in studio, COVID death models, a bicycler hits my car, an 18 year old is going to kill himself unless we tell him the meaning of life, Wrestlemania sucks, JMAA calls in to apologize for calling me a comedy vampire, Nicholas DeOrio, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", and Communism Lite; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read More

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 201 - Sun 11AM PST

Whew! Barely got this one out, folks. Joey Salads is coming into the studio. And there will be no news babe! See you soon. 11AM PST.https://youtu.be/qthtWoTU4uQ

Episode 200 - Dick on The Whore Economy

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoA guy fakes his own death, Kiwi Chris and Cantillions make up, my dad calls in to call us out of touch, I ruin my hall of fame induction on The Ralph Retort, Null talks about Big Simpin, JF Garpey talks about deplatforming, we take every single person in the Discord, and Sean gets a new watch; all that and more on this very special 200th episode of The Dick Show!Read More

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 200 Sunday 11AM PST

It's not the way we wanted to celebrate it, but goddammit, we're going to party like it's 1774--the last time the United States was under Martial Law!Bring your kino, bring your booze, bring your PETTY COMPLAINTS, and keep your digital distance. It's time for the 200th episode of The Dick Show. Everyone who is in the Discord room will get on for the lightning round. Thank you all!Oh yeah, and Tessa Fowler is coming in to read the news.No, I can't believe it either.https://youtu.be/Ss8ToP8w_Bw