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Episode 149 - Dick on Meat Dreams

Download the MP3 | Watch the VideoA meat overdose, the income tax and the theft of American labor, 50 billion robocalls a month, a listener bangs a little person, chicks who say “aw”, drivers who just wont just go, breathing through your mouth, Jesus’ mom vs, Bezos’ ex, and more on lesbians; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 149 - Sun 11AM PST

We have a very lovely news babe, and a very lovely Tony from Hack the Movies. Also a guy who banged a midget, my reverse Dr. Phil Tape ransom, and I MIGHT talk about taxes. But where do you even start? See you Sunday, folks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtiXxeD7avA

Episode 148 - Dick on Short Straws

Download the MP3 | VimeoAdvent calendars of failure, corporate April Fools' Day jokes, too short straws, Article 13 passes, Paul McCartney vs. Michael Jackson, house centipedes, a furry reads the news, eyeball soap, the secret lives of married thots, messaging women in mass quantities, more swinging done incorrectly, and the greatest man in the world pub sing along; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 35 - Dick on Piss Duels

Pedophile piss duels, enumerated swearing, scoots and the police, a POV toilet, horny strips, women messing with their eyebrows, remote control tampons, Good Boy Points, the guy who tried to live with a stripper, a CarFax for women, black out eyes to check out chicks at the gym, more waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 35 - Dick on Piss Duels

VimeoPedophile piss duels, enumerated swearing, scoots and the police, a POV toilet, horny strips, women messing with their eyebrows, remote control tampons, Good Boy Points, the guy who tried to live with a stripper, a CarFax for women, black out eyes to check out chicks at the gym, more waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 148 - Sun 11AM PST

No goofballs this week, I promise. Well, maybe just one or two goofballs. Nick has just passed the 12 hour mark in his 24 hour live stream. Uhmazin! Tax time terrors, scoots, thot-centicity. We barely scratched the surface on the bonus episode releasing tomorrow, so here we go.Sunday 11AM PST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khrjZokTRIE

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 35 - Friday 7:30 PM PST

Just in time for February...Bonus Episode 35! I told you guys I would make it up.Post your solutions, post your problems. I will solve them all.See you Friday night, 7:30PM.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2w0VUgnj58

Episode 147 - Dick on The ISS

Download the MP3 |VimeoA cosmonaut takes me tospace, the downside of 128 crayons, playing the 21 questions excuse game, underwear rolling up inside your pants, arguing with a clapping woman, dentists are the ultimate attention whores, how cats get autism, Apostrophos returns to spill glitter and chew bubble gum, active shooter drills and why school administrators are so fucked, JP and The Dickheads Podcast vs. Not For Human Consumption, Kiwi Chris calls in to give his thoughts on the "Christchurch shooting hoax", showing solidarity with...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 147 Sun 11AM PST

Hippity, hoppity, it's time to get serious about Road Rage: Australia!!! Apostrophos will be in. Kian will be in. So put your lawyer and/or Muppet related questions below. We'll do a Q&A with the gruesome two-some.Also...something that's really out of this world. I'm not going to spoil it. See you Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dak9fqikIoAlso, just for Big Swinging Patreonis, I've got to clear some warehouse space, so these two shirts are 50% off with the code HALFTIME1329!!!https://shop.thedickshow.com/products/ame...

Episode 146 - Dick on Tickle Day

Download the MP3 | VimeoWindshield wipers that go too fast or too slow, the creator of the Steam game "Rape Day" calls in, mass shootings and the mental illness of "what did you think was going to happen?", my Dr. Phil tapes are held for ransom, 50 retarded ways to leave your lover, a new news babe comes into the studio, pet anti-vaxxers, getting touched on the stomach, and how to be creepy with women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 146 Sun 11AM PST

A very spicy caller will be calling in to talk about his fun game. New news babe. Sean reacts to the cartoon. See you Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l92AfCwnST8

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 34 - Dick on The Cartoon

VimeoIn the year 2010, Maddox and I made a cartoon pilot for Fox Animation. This is the story of that cartoon. Life Coach, Johnny the Audio Engineer and I watch it and provide commentary and listen to outtakes. It's probably the most embarrassing episode to date. Enjoy!

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 34 - Dick on The Cartoon

Download the MP3 | VimeoIn the year 2010, Maddox and I made a cartoon pilot for Fox Animation. This is the story of that cartoon. Life Coach, Johnny the Audio Engineer and I watch it and provide commentary and listen to outtakes. It's probably the most embarrassing episode to date. Enjoy!

Episode 145 - Dick on Kicking Up a Stink

Download the MP3 | VimeoNighttime birds, the cost of motherhood in the US, troubleshooting dad's pornography license, a government for the unlucky, soph calls in about kid prisons, Digibro is in studio, a guide for dealing with a stinky, a Dick Show Virgin gets rejected by a prostitute, moving across the country for cans, Vic Lasagna, Jamie Marchi learns about contextual racism the hard way, Sean and his slow editing, and the Dr. Phil episodes have been found; all that and more this week on the Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 145 - Sun 11AM PST

Cartoon fall out. Soph is calling in. If you don't know who she is, you should! And the holy grail is at the tips of my fingers; the Dr. Phil tapes from a recent Dickhead convert in Portugal. We're finding magic on forgotten hard drives and I can almost taste it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S23nctskFFc

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 34 - Thur 7:30 PM PST

We're going to watch some terrible cartoons and listen to some very, VERY poorly recorded audio tracks. I can't wait. This is the Fox cartoon saga.Thursday 7:30PM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFvhgwX7k-Y

Episode 144 - Dick on War Porn

Download the MP3 | VimeoGood news/bad news from Asterios, acquiring Maddox's debt, terrible line reads and the Fox cartoon that never sold, dogpiles and dog cuddles, #WomensHistoryMonth, the story of the Trump selfie, life in Iraq, the war on porn in war, The MtG lightning round, Irish Pubs, comforters getting jammed in their comforter sleeves, writing the great American video game, YIIK: A Post-Modern PRG, and Erik Wong falls asleep; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 144 Sun 11AM PST

Australia, Lowtax, a Dickhead who met Trump, the MtG tourney, New Project 2 payouts, so much Asterios info I don't even know where to begin. A rooster will lay an egg on the roof. Also maybe a new Scottish news babe! Giggidy.See you Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzhM0yXIvEA

Episode 143 - Dick on Wet Jeans

Download the MP3 | VimeoWet jeans, throwing up coffee, the anti-aging tease, normalizing normalization, the $100 call-in contest, kids at bars, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" gets Job Lynch Mobbed by "The Vanished" podcast, super cancer for the offended, The Rommel calls in, and getting a nice home for Hitomi Tanaka; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!If you haven't got your tickets for Road Rage: Australia yet, get on it!MELBOURNEThe Eureka Hotel Richmond4/12 - 7PMBUY TICKETSSYDNEYThe Fuse Box4/20 - 8PMBUY TIC...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 143 - Sun 11AM PST

I'm listening to Episode 77 of tBPitU right now to prep for Who Are These Podcasts. It's unlistenable. Thank you all for tuning in for Episode 78.And thank you for tuning in on Sunday at 11AM PST! Lowtax is calling in. Maybe a new news babe, but you know...we're having a bit of a wage gap epidemic in LA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Ogxy2O7BY

ROAD RAGE: AUSTRALIA TICKETS ON SALE

The Dick Show makes its international debut in a penal colony full of the world's most illustrious shitposters. Come one, come all, but don't come on Sean because I need him for the show! Join us in Melbourne or Sydney for a once-in-a-lifetime event, ROAD RAGE: AUSTRALIA. Our lives will never be the same.And since I end up saying this to someone every show, don't bring a gun.MELBOURNEThe Eureka Hotel Richmond4/12 - 7PMBUY TICKETSSYDNEYThe Fuse Box4/20 - 8PMBUY TICKETS

Episode 142 - Dick on The Butt Conspiracy

Download the MP3 | VimeoHate crimes and hoaxes, kiwis are bad for you, hearing your heartbeat in your ear when you're trying to go to sleep, Roosh V calls in to school virgins, Cernovich takes an interest in the countersuit, my time between two Cliff Clavins, the war against AI in war, buying pillows, the globalist conspiracy of population control that is butt saturation, and Road Rage: Austrlia is booked; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 142 - Sun Noon PST

We're getting back to the virgin contest. RooshV is calling in. And more info on Australia. Lots of info. So much info you'll want to puke. See you Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsG_oNiG9-o

Episode 141 - Dick on Learning to Code

Download the MP3 | VimeoThis episode is being simulcast onto the new Patreon platform. Wow!Not enough chip clips, bad times at a monster truck rally, I launch my Patreon alternative, Mumkey Jones talks about concern trolls and Alex Jones, Wilt Chamberlain is the first winner of the Virgin Contest, rebuilding every building in America, Dickhead spends $1,000 on his girlfriend for Valentine's Day and how not to do that, a gay relationship query, Asterios is at the Tennessee Dickhead film festival, science kills, a Dickhead gets fired for spic...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 141 - Sun 2PM PST

We got Mumkey Jones calling in to talk to us before he becomes a huge star, the Virgin Contest has it's first of many winners, my Patreon alt launches, a musician and a man who lost his job. We're recording a little later this week. And maybe some Valentine's Day tips? See you Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDxFpQF56ZE

Episode 140 - Dick on The Devil's Rectangle

Download the MP3 | Watch the VideoAmerica overload, male cheerleaders and strongmen, the Patreon alternative, the science of procrastinating, a caller has a Wedding Four-Way before his wedding day, Nazi furries, millennials who don't know the holocaust, victim blaming police, my Imortan Joe milk brigade, and Facebook Gets Deleted; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 33 - Dick on The Dash

Download the MP3 | Watch the VideoIntroducing, Dick on the Dash! Solving all the world's driving problems in one small-faced package, the Hang Do-over, the only valid abortion protest, how to live with a stripper, a prank too far, MikeGamms.com, a legacy of failure, and the cartoon story begins; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 33 - Dick on The Dash

Watch the VideoIntroducing, Dick on the Dash! Solving all the world's driving problems in one small-faced package, the Hang Do-over, the only valid abortion protest, how to live with a stripper, a prank too far, MikeGamms.com, a legacy of failure, and the cartoon story begins; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 140 - SATURDAY 11AM PST

We're doing it early for football! Saturday 11AM PST. Go Rams. Don't screw it up on the 99 yard line. Australia dates are lining up and two Moseses square off.See you tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL-1XFcysbo

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 33 - Thu 7:30PM PST

I got banned from Twitter AGAIN for pointing out that Jess violated her restraining order. Good, great, grand. Everybody on the bus!We're having a clean, family-friendly stream this week, ladies and gentleman. Waut3rboi will be dropping by and we'll read some more leaks. Should be fantastic! Gimme your solutions below.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCIlh9wfYx0