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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 110 Sunday 11AM PST

Delirious from heat and winning, Sean and I will discuss RR: Atlanta, beat-downs, Asterios' Garage Tour is under attack, and many chads are calling in. Episode 110, coming at you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjoCAvTfI38

[AUDIO] Road Rage: Dallas

Watch the VideoAsterios gives away a Lost Episode, Peach chugs mustard, I look like my dad, the Dick-vis and Butt-Sean tattoo, and Madcucks retires. The hangover, shame, and triumph of Road Rage: Dallas have not even begun to fade. Thank you to everyone who came to the show; the tattoos, the musicians, the inventors, the offenders, the meaders, the weeders, the Madcucks, the Asterios, the Peaches, and the Kimballs, you guys are the show I come to see. See you in Atlanta!Read the PostGet tickets to Road Rage: Atlanta

Road Rage: Dallas

VimeoAsterios gives away a Lost Episode, Peach chugs mustard, I look like my dad, the Dick-vis and Butt-Sean tattoo, and Madcucks retires. The hangover, shame, and triumph of Road Rage: Dallas have not even begun to fade. Thank you to everyone who came to the show; the tattoos, the musicians, the inventors, the offenders, the meaders, the weeders, the Madcucks, the Asterios, the Peaches, and the Kimballs, you guys are the show I come to see. See you in Atlanta!The Road Rage: Dallas PageGet tickets to Road Rage: Atlanta!August 4thThe Masquerade,...

Episode 109 - Dick on Road Rage: Dallas

Download the MP3 | VimeoRoad Rage: Dallas ends in a shooting, Peach calls in about the Mustard Chug-off, I have a solution for the Supreme Court, an erotic story about shoes, uncucked racism, small Tupperware, Madcucks' retirement and the final bonus episode of the Biggest Solution in the Universe, the microphone interlock device by Soyboy Industries, exploding honey mead, more countersuit backtracking, bar stools, fat asses, Pride-vertising, the Forth of July, and Road Rage: Atlanta; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Po...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 109 Monday 1PM PST

Everyone is back from Dallas with gigantic hangovers, collector's meads, and a brand new microphone interlock device. I can't wait to try it out!Monday 1PM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ApE1PrxMM

Episode 108 - Dick on The Sean Show

Download the MP3 | VimeoPost Traumatic Ball-Busting Disorder, family vacations, floating prisons, Map Rotators, people who save spiders, I sink a boat, culture is a human zoo, praying to God finally works, Landau Breaks up with Maddox, Asterios' Legal Offense Fund, too-long of a foreskin, Lowtax's #MeToo moment, Peach's mustard wager, and Sean can't make it; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 108 Tuesday 11AM PST

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!!! We've got to record this episode late, ladies and gentlemen, and not everyone will be there. Stay tuned to http://patreon.com/TheSeanShow to learn why...I kid, I kid!!!Asterios will be calling in to talk about his Legal Offense fund. Maybe a bit of Lowtax in my life, Lacy with some long-awaited news, and hopefully some hot, hot goss from Vidcon in Anaheim! As always, I am firmly committed to maintaining the integrity of the T in the C.U.N.T. Podcasting Network.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPriFNmYif4

Episode 107 - Dick on Milking Dad

Download the MP3 | VimeoMy dad tries to correct the record on the Optimus Prime story, Shitty Passenger gets mugged, I have mana problems, packing a fake penis in your pants, #MeToo and the duality of abuse, lactating dads, Antoids falls asleep while waiting to talk, a string of very generic parenting advice, to have kids or not to have kids, movies need a man-hating score, newscasters with racist accents, arguing with a Boomer, my incredible speed, the 3-hour GFY marathon, Larry hits 100 episodes, and a Dickhead from Korea sends in a box of sn...

Maddox vs. Patreon The Courtroom Transcript

I haven't even read it yet, but here it is! Maddox vs. Patreon, the real-life courtroom drama, transcribed for your enjoyment and available at http://patreon.com/TheDickShowDownload the Transcript

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 107 Sun 11AM PST

Coach and my dad are coming into the studio to celebrate father's day. I'm still recovering from the 3-hour GFY 2 marathon.Gimme your questions!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJmv48DJt54

GFY 2: GFY Harder

To all 3,800 of you Patreonis out there--even you guys with the unpronounceable names--from me to you, a very special, "go fuck yourself"!They're in reverse alphabetical order if you just want to find yours. Singular first names with no last name given are at the end.https://vimeo.com/275231507/d5c1740e1e

[LIVESTREAM] GFY 2: GFY Harder - Thursday 4PM PST

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who watched! YouTube takes too long to process videos. I'm uploading it to Vimeo and posting here after Sean mixes the sound, probably tomorrow.I've been putting this off so you guys didn't get subpoena'ed, but now that the Lolsuit is as dead as Asterios' career in PR (too soon?), it's time for another round of very special Go Fuck Yourselves! The last one took an hour to cover a third of the Patreonis, so buckle in, boys and girls, everyone's gonna need a refill.https://vimeo.com/275231507...

Episode 106 - Dick on Going to Greenland

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe Road Rage: Dallas tattoo, Tim Pool calls in to bury the hatchet, I try to stop everyone from going to Greenland, "Dead or Alive", computer jiggle physics, and the War on Sexiness, Madcucks calls in to read from The Worst Interview in the Universe, Antoids brings in the "Airing of theGrievances"--possibly the most embarrassing audio ever recorded, Allan from Not For Human Consumption plays the Asterios throw up audio, The Dick Show Census, Hamilton, and all the money your apps are hiding from you that ...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 25 - Dick on How to Kiss a Woman

Watch the VideoDownload the MP3Miss America vs. The Nobel Prize, The THOT Police, my time in Catholic school, beautiful women and a stronger, better, faster you, how to kiss a girl, Sean wins a Bible bet, pimps, lions, and why the future is female, a reverse microwave, everyone's first kiss, Adultifornia: a state where children are banned, the Penis sciences gap, all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 25 - Dick on How to Kiss a Woman

Download the MP3 | VimeoMiss America vs. The Nobel Prize, The THOT Police, my time in Catholic school, beautiful women and a stronger, better, faster you, how to kiss a girl, Sean wins a Bible bet, pimps, lions, and why the future is female, a reverse microwave, everyone's first kiss, Adultifornia: a state where children are banned, the Penis sciences gap, all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 106 Sun 11AM PST

Tim Pool's calling in...we'll go over the interview, The TDS Census, concern trolls, Antoids' latest finds, Road Rage: Dallas, and hidden cash. It's gonna be packed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-OGAE-O7PY

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 25 Thu 7:30 PM PST

I thought of a new thing. We're gonna do a bonus ep! Giggidy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR8WKpJQJ8s

Episode 105 - Dick on Caught Cheating

Download the MP3 | VimeoLandau is putting together a settlement offer and is upset at his Google results, Mental Jess catches Maddox "trying to cheat" on her and immediately drops dysfunctional dimes on Facebook, I get the Ralph Retort a strike on YouTube, racism and jokes and the death of everything funny, disturbing your Poop Clock, shooting the Lolsuit courtroom transcript, why we have Incels in one simple graph, Snapchat filters for men, the The Dick Show Facebook group is shadow banned, stealing bum wine, the good and bad of reputa...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 105 - Sun 11AM PST

Much ridiculousness this week. Killstream, PKA, new legal drama, a "settlement" offer from a deadman, and Clay Early gets the Facebook group shadowbanned. See you on Sunday, folks!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8S6FEikuE

Episode 104 - Dick on Damages

Download the MP3 | VimeoJerusalem is Disneyland for the somber, Israel likes their flag as much as the US does, the time Mohammed jumped into space, Ramadan, America, and the sweet, sweet sound of black women, The Curse of Sweaty Suits, mildew towels, how to make your girlfriend lose weight, disasters in "making it official", Dustin returns, Antoids mines episodes of The Biggest Problem in the Universe: Uncucked, Road Rage: Dallas, gun fever in the DSM, the lolsuit, countersuits, and Asterios is no longer employed by Webber Shandwick; a...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 104 - Sun 11AM PST

Ramadan Kareem, motherfuckers! I am back in these United States of Free Refills and Unfiltered Internet Pornography--the 0th World! And it's just in time for the REAL show milestone, Episode 104.It's been a dog's age since I was in the studio and I'm really excited to be back. The lolsuit drama is still unwinding. I'm seeing "countersuit" thrown around, court transcripts have been released, sanctions are pending, and like I said last week, I do not think everyone will make it out safely. I'm still celebrating tho...

Episode 103 - Dick on Maddox Lost

Download the MP3 | VimeoMaddox's lawsuit against me is dismissed with prejudice, I am detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police in a libertarian nightmare, hiding Israeli receipts from the secret police, Israeli women, the politeness of supervillains, my new classification of countries above first world countries, toilets in the kitchen, my take on Midwest Maddox getting fleeced by an ego project, a Dickhead courtroom reporter calls in, Landau's manservant, Gorgeous Greenberger, killer lines from court, Judge Ramos the "wildcard"...

[LIVESTREAM] MOVED TO MONDAY 11AM PST

I was put into a Camel Clutch in Cairo and I lost my voice big time. If we streamed today, it would sound like a shit frog. The good news is, My Man and I built a studio on the NYU campus, so there is no way anything can possibly go wrong!I know it's on a Monday and that sucks. Sorry everyone!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e5kjbiEqQ

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 103 Mon 11AM PST

Today, a camel pulled my groin and I was detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police for three hours. This livestream will be broadcast from the NYU campus in the UAE. If it goes off with fewer than ten hitches, it’ll be a Ramadan Day miracle.But we have much to talk about. See you then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e5kjbiEqQ

Maddox Lost

Judge Ramos dismissed Maddox and Jessica Blum’s case against me and my business with prejudice, meaning the fucker can’t file again in NY. Asterios was not so lucky.Landau was threatened by the judge to stop interrupting or he would be removed from court and taken to jail “in handcuffs”.Here’s my reaction upon learning of the verdict:https://twitter.com/imwithdick/status/996796968600031232?s=21And here is a very thorough Dickhead reporter who was in the courtroom taking notes.https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/8jx0j9/maddox...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 21 - Dick on Kevin Landau's Multiple DUIs

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 21 - Dick on Kevin Landau's Multiple DUIs

Formerly redacted after Maddox's lawyer threatened the entire Internet with a restraining order, here is Bonus Episode 21 in its full glory. Enjoy!

Road Rage Dallas June 30th

Bring your bear arms and your Alamo and your “the stars at night, are big and bright, clap, clap, clap, clap...” The Dick Show is going to Dallas. June 30th at The Room. Coach will be there, My Man will be there, and you better be there too! Here’s the ticket link: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1698785 And here’s the Patreon-exclusive code to get $10 off.10TREONThanks Y’ALL.

Road Rage: Dallas June 30th

Bring your bear arms and your Alamo and your “the stars at night, are big and bright, clap, clap, clap, clap...”The Dick Show is going to Dallas.June 30th at The Room. Coach will be there, My Man will be there, and you better be there too!Here’s the ticket link:And" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1698785And here’s the Patreon-exclusive code to get $5 off.5TREONThanks Y’ALL.

Episode 102 - Dick on Birthday Overhead

Download the MP3| VimeoDonating your kid's birthday presents to overhead, the importance of a sharable thermometer, why some straight men are obsessed with gay rights, Aydin Paladin on why women love talking in a way that resembles a joke, but isn't, about "muh vagina", Mumkey Jones' book "Diary of a Supreme Gentlemen" is promptly banned, firing your dad, my grey pubes and nude performances, Clay Early rats on a chick who shat his bed and gives a shout out to my mom for Mother's Day, Islam vs. Judaism, and Sean&#...