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Bonus Episode 3 - Public Toilets, Revenge, Psychics
Excuse the morning horse-cockery. This post should have 100% working links with no funny business.Download the MP3The Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and I become nudists, a drug dealer insults my car, I get tag teamed by an oracle, a listener gets tag teamed by me and her husband, I give a quantum mechanics lesson, I try to get Sean a raise; all this and more on this month's Dick Show Bonus Episode!T...
Bonus Episode 3 - Public Toilets, Revenge, Psychics
Download the MP3The Wrecking Crew saves someone's life tonight, I fix everything wrong with public restrooms forever, my life coach proposes a radical change to democracy in America, my man and I become nudists, a drug dealer insults my car, I get tag teamed by an oracle, a listener gets tag teamed by me and her husband, I give a quantum mechanics lesson, I try to get Sean a raise; all this and more on this month's Dick Show Bonus Episode!The Dick Show, it's the podcast that pays its audio engineers more than any other podcast. I tr...
BONUS EPISODE 3 ON Monday!
Bonus Episode 3 will drop Monday. I'm trying something new this month because THAT'S WHAT BONUS EPISODES ARE FOR!!You guys supply the problems, and Denzel, Coach, and I are going to fix them. Sean will delete them completely. Go vote here, or pop the stickiest wicket in your world into the comments below--or send me an email.In other news, recording from Burning Man was a shit show, but it was also fucking rad. You guys made that possible with your sweaty money. I highly recommend the Zoom H5. In fact, I've already used it to record...
Episode 15 & Bonus 3 Livestream Sunday 11AM PDT!!!
The Dream Team is back! Remember to Never Forget with me, my life coach and the other, other Denzel this Sunday at 11AM for a double feature, 9/11 spectacular that will shock and awe the shit out of you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jma3BwYxNQw
Episode 14 - Dick on Drugs
Download the MP3Tis the season of apologies, Patreonis! There's no video this week and for that I'd like to say, excuse me. Shitty Passenger did manage to snag this unflattering photo of me and My Man recording the episode in a van down by an Orgy Dome.Next week, Denzel and my life coach will be back for some double episode goodness. I'll post a poll tomorrow to see what we're going to fix.Read the PostMy man gets a fake marriage and then does too many drugs, I discover the world’s greatest pick-up line, a bike I stole gets st...
Episode 13 - Dick on Fat Rock
I'm posting from Burning Man where Internet is as hard to find as women wearing tops. I'm flying blind like Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 and Sean is my Gary Sinese.Give the video an hour or two. Usually I wait, but I'm worried Internet will be unavailable by then--or my hands will be too full of tits, if you catch my meaning.I have a piss fiasco and try to push the borders of mansplaining, Sean discusses awkward, Dr. Fakeman calls in with an update on Hillary Clinton's health, I bring in the actual biggest problem in the universe, my ...
Episode 13 Livestream THURSDAY 12PM (noon) PDT
It's a shotgun episode before I leave for Burning Man! I will be recording Episode 14 in a romantic Orgy Dome with my man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqWvkHOWSkw
Episode 12 - Mike Tyson, Bonus Episodes, Trailer Park Boys
Download the MP3Audio problems are fixed forever, Dick Supporters on Patreon.com have a new enhanced video feed, my Life Coach stops by and doesn't plug his Twitter, I wonder why Maddox is now giving away the Biggest Problem Bonus Episodes, a New Challenger emerges from reddit, Dustin digs himself out of a hole, and I talk about Mike Tyson, God, and my hand being accosted by a man's hoodie at a Trailer Park Boys show. All this and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the post
Live Stream Sunday Sunday Sunday! 11:30AM PDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDahHwqn3mo
Episode 11 - Starbucks, Graceland, Magic
Download the MP3Larry Bleidner attempts to read an Erotic Story, Morlocks and Eloys don’t mix, my beef with Marc Maron reaches a flash point, tech support during the apocalypse, new drops from Tim Changzzzzz, the light and dark side of magic, the culture of idea sharing, the time Sean and I slept together, and technical problems continue to bedevil us, all this and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post
Dick Ridin' Episode 3 - Trecherous Banging, The Meat Gestapo
New podcast idea: My Life Coach and I spend each episode discussing 1 minute segments of Braveheart in succession. Then we do The Patriot.
Episode 11 Livestream Sunday 11:15AM PDT
A co-host returns, Lowtax calls in, this is why we can't have nice things, an Erotic Story, and my man might need some help. Next week on the Dick Show!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGhymOWDDE
Episode 10 - The Olympics, Luffes, Boob Magic
Like a well oiled machine. Episode 10 VIDEO is coming at you. If you're a lighting person, let me know what I'm FUCKING UP.http://thedickshow.com/episode-10-dick-gold/Download the MP3The Cuck Olympics, fans send snacks, the disgusting state of men’s bathrooms, the disgusting-er state of women’s bathrooms, Lifetime gets something right, new lighting equipment, sexual harassment in the workplace and how to get away with it, big boobs and their magical powers, and Sean agrees to read an erotic story; all this and more on this episode o...
Episode 10 Live Sunday 11AM PDT
With less commercials than the Olympics, but more performance enhancing drugs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_wBMQGghEM
Episode 9 - Gummy Vitamins, Last Call, Tylrre Peri's Black Out
http://thedickshow.com/episode-9-dick-dnc/Download the MP3The podcast helps someone become an astronaut, gummy vitamins make me a rage, the DNC turns me into an evil Care Bear, Denzel has an alcohol opportunity, Tylre Perri’s Black Out, and Dustin gets into reddit drama. All this and more on this episode of The Dick Show!If you’re looking for a daily supplement that will provide you a moderate amount of required vitamins and minerals, but will cost you your soul, you’re in luck! Target has an entire wing dedicated to the latest in regress...
Bonus Episode 2 - Dick on Tyra and The Greatest Text
Download the MP32 out of 3 V-Necks agree that this is the hottest muscle-man content you can find on the net. If you look hard enough, you can see what my life coach looks like in the reflection of our cold, dark eyes.It's about time I put together a table of contents for all this juicy content.Denzel is back, my Life Coach is back, Sean is back, Dustin is back, baby got back--and that "baby" is Tyra Banks who I'm 100% sure wanted to bang me when I was on her show in 2008. All this and more on this episode of The Dick Show!I fin...
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Thank you so much for the support this month!
Bonus Episode 2 Live Stream Recording Now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9mLlgMqCM
Episode 9 Live Stream Sunday 10AM PDT-ish!
New audio equipment, new video equipment, new computer equipment, what could possiblie go wrong?Also Denzel returns!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9mLlgMqCM
Episode 8 - Dick on Sean
If you replace the blade of an axe, and then the handle of the axe, is it still the same axe? That's how I feel about our fucking recording equipment. The audio interface takes a dive last week, and this week, the computer follows suit. What will fail next week? Is there a Death Pool in effect?The video is slowly getting there. If you want to see what 2 hours without air conditioning does to Sexy Sean, take a look above, or listen below.Download the MP3This week, Sean rakes in the compliments because of his stupid handsome face, I talk Amer...
Live Stream Sunday at 4PM PDT
Another action packed episode of The Dick Show blows your mind Sunday at 4-4:15PM PDT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnAFUHT_8k
Dick Ridin' Episode 2 - Waze Directions, Milo Yiannopoulos
Here's some smooth weekend rage to drive away those summer blues.
Episode 7 - Belts, Guns, Pokeman Go!
I've managed to capture video of a creature more illusive than Big Foot, the Lockness Monsters, and Hillary Clinton giving a press conference combined: Sean the Audio Engineer.The video guy does a different audio edit than Sean so these live episodes don't look like that chick who crawls out of the TV in the Ring.Enjoy!Download the Episode 7 MP3http://thedickshow.com/episode-7-belts-guns-pokeman-go/Belt-o-phobes, Pokeman Go, guns, Hot Goss on Tim Changzzzzz, The Rage Lottery, more trans issues, a caller asks how to meet girls in a world...
The Dick Show Episode 7 Live Stream Sun 11:30AM PDT
I'll be kicking off this "like"-free episode between 11:15 and 11:30AM PDThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_J4titIG6w
Dick Ridin' Episode 1
Here's some secret, sexy content for you Big Dick Ballerz. Go easy on the sound, a complete idiot recorded it on an overpriced piece of shit.On The Biggest Problem in the Universe, I would routinely get backed-up with leftover content; the blue-balling has increased exponentially on The Dick Show. It would be too much content for even Sean to delete. It demands to be released.Next time I do this, it will be with a better mic.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3687983/Wolf-whistling-HATE-crime-Police-force-starts-recording-uninvited-ver...
RAGE LOTTERY!!!
Toot toot! Climb aboard the Trans Train to Fuck Town, me hearties. Mind the gap because we're building the tracks as we go, and keep your eye on the rearview mirror. Like usual, I am behind, but I am catching up.Here is how the RAGE LOTTERY is going to work. I have a list of all Patron names and email addresses. On the next episode, I'm going to draw a ticket at random (random number generator maxed out at the number of patron emails accounting for multiple tickets--no funny stuff), and that chosen man or woman or whatever will be invit...
Episode 6 - Token Super Heroes, Summer Vacations, Trans
Download the MP3http://thedickshow.com/episode-6-dick-on-trans/We pulled a HIGH QUALITY audio remix with the video of this episode. If it pleases the court, this will be the new production workflow from soup to nuts--deez nuts.I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do about the like's. Sean surgically removed many, but the only real solution moving forward is a shock collar.Maybe it's time to move out of LA.For Immediate Release, if you love Black Iron Man Woman, Marvel has a new slew of inclusive superhero reboots coming this su...
Episode 6 Live Stream Sun 2:15PM PDT
It's going to be a spicy one. The stream will start around 2:15-2:30.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyIcteLPEGg
Episode 5 - Cultural Appropriation, Sex Robots, Rationalia
Episode 5 is live at http://thedickshow.com/episode-5-dick-sex-robots/And the attached video is live as well for all you Patreons! The audio may get choppy in spots, but the plan's coming together. Everyone loves when a plan comes together.
Bonus Episode 1 - Dr. Phil, The American Dream
Download the MP3Celebrate American independence with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I've been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It's part Pee Wee's Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show, the production, and the goofy shit I noticed behind the scenes.I believe I was single-handedly responsible for causing irreparable damage t...
