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Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoSean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 391 - Sunday Noon PST

Vimeo | RumbleHAPPY FAKKIN NEW YEAR!!!

Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | Rumble"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 390 - Sunday Noon PST

Sean is gone. It's called, we do a little Christmas episode.https://rumble.com/v435e5z-episode-390.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3982284/725dba0c3e

Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoA bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 389 - Sunday Noon PST

Call in if you want.https://rumble.com/v41sd3i-episode-389.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3968811/1c63eabc04

Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | RumbleMaddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 388 - Sunday Noon PST

Gonna be a big show. Lots of call ins. See you there!https://rumble.com/v40mdkm-episode-388.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3951289/ce9ebaa730

Bonus Episode 85 - Dick on Crossing The Spaghetti Rubicon: Part 1

Rumble | VimeoMaddox finally blows his load in a 3-hour 5-years in the making biopic documentary that once and for all declares himself the best victim in the universe. Thousands of fans are doxed. Sean is job lynch mobbed. Randy is blamed--again! New emails are revealed!I'm not sure what my favorite part is yet and we're only a third of the way through. Sorry about that. I really thought we could finish the whole thing. On the other hand, Maddox probably should have released this pile of shit in installments on his Patreon over the cou...

[LIVESTREAM] EMERGENCY Bonus Episode 85 - Monday 6PM PST

After the wild success of his Justin Whang/Asterios video, Maddox has released a three-hour magnum opus about me. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT.I don't know how much of it we're going to get through. We might have to split it up. See you tonight!https://vimeo.com/event/3934792/f66da666b9https://rumble.com/v3zkf6m-bonus-episode-85.html

Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoA Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 387 - Sunday Noon PST

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Bonus Episode 84 - Dick on MY EX

Rumble | VimeoNew unearthed Maddox log leaks, girlfriend prices, homeless cemeteries, loud sneezes, clip art comics, a blackface detector, Christmas disease, and some major Big Debate spaghetti; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 84 - Thursday 6PM PST

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONShttps://vimeo.com/event/3920228/fbece6515chttps://rumble.com/v3yxsgn-bonus-episode-84.html

Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoA right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age of consent of terrorism; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 386 - Sunday Noon PST

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ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN - T-SHIRT

UPDATE: SHIPPING IS FIXED - LOL SORRYOkay, so everyone loves the pin. A bunch of you asked me to put a new shirt up so you could get that too and not feel like you're getting raped on shipping. Sound like Girl Math to me, but HERE IS A BRAND NEW SHIRT ANYWAY.BRAND NEW SHIRT. THE EARTH IS RUMBLING AND THE CITY IS FALLING DOWN. IS IT GODZILLA...? IS IT THE STAY PUFT'D MARSHMALLOW MAN...? NO...IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN!!!Brand new shirt by protski. It's very cool. It's in Japanese too so they don't know what you&#...

CHRISTMAS GIFT!!! FAT WATCH PIN!!!

It's America's favorite video segment on a podcast: FAT WATCH!! And also the reason I lost my YouTube channel... Now you can enjoy FAT WATCH in pin form. Wear it to business functions, weddings, promotional events, interviews, school, work, parole hearings, your gf's mom's house, put it on someone's backpack when they're not looking... it's really endless fun.Anyway, thanks for being a Patron!!! This is just a small token of my appreciation for making this show such a huge success. Designed by Corgan, made in China. ...

Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoAdam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real, Conspiracy Fearists, a guy's mom dies for lack of AI, and someone has a problem with my advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 385 - Sunday Noon PSt

https://rumble.com/v3wq6k6-episode-385.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3759112/ffe1317c0f

Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoMein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls in about his comic Butch Killigan and some other things, a guy's wife wants to cheat on him, the city wants to give me a sewer credit, cleaning San Francisco, Santa Claus shoots some road protesters, a woman doctor removes the wrong organ, and God; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 384 - Sunday Noon PDT

BUTCH KILLIGAN IS CALLING INhttps://rumble.com/v3vallq-episode-384.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3759112/ffe1317c0f

Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles

Download the MP3 | Rumble | VimeoLord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe it! And also the "PRONOUNS" guy has a problem with me, my girlfriend buys a video game and a puzzle, Israel is blowing the PR war, and a man blacks out before he can have sex with a hot Russian; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 383 - Sunday Noon PDT

Happy time change. Lord Miles calling in this time FOR REALhttps://rumble.com/v3tvyhi-episode-383.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3759112/ffe1317c0f

Bonus Episode 83 - Dick on The Speaking Panel

Rumble | VimeoMaddox blows a speaking panel, Islamophobia and nuclear bombs, Fat Parking, a guy to return your girlfriend's shit, spiders on the Best Debate, Israel 2, retard time zone, and ways for men to tell stories at the same time; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 83 - Wed 7PM PDT

GIMME YOUR INVENTIONS!!! Got some big debates. See you therehttps://rumble.com/v3t2rx3-bonus-episode-83.htmlhttps://vimeo.com/event/3759112/ffe1317c0f

Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | RumbleA house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Robert E. Lee statue is melted down, a girl cries about driving, Eric July threatens to travel through time and beat me up, and a fan doesn't bother Sean at Gay Disney World; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 382 - Sunday at NOON PDT

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Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | RumbleSean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yourself, a man drives through a parade, a bus drives through a bicycle, being human and supporting Israel, Eric July says he's a good writer because his employees think so, and some spooky Halloween death threat voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 381 - Sunday 4:30PM PDT

Sean is GONE!!! And Johnny is sick. So who will fill in...? Let's find out.https://vimeo.com/event/3759112/ffe1317c0fhttps://rumble.com/v3r1is6-episode-381.html