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Episode 303: Saint Bernard

We Transfer Link:https://we.tl/rkQTHaDX3SMormon leader thinks Joseph Smith’s ‘seer stones’ were real because the iPhone existsJen Gerson: Two martyrs and one child victim for the anti-vaccination causeRick Wiles Wonders If ISIS Killed Christina GrimmieJames Dobson: Obama's Transgender Rights Guidelines Are An Effort To Sow Chaos And Impose Tyranny‘Kill the gays’ pastor has a pulpit-stomping meltdown after he’s booted from online fundraising

Episode 302: Recoil Reducing Maternity Clothes

We Transfer link:https://we.tl/iKqLiGuQeHAmish couple arrested after ‘gifting’ their daughter, 14, to man who went on to father two children with herhttp://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/why-did-an-ex-amish-family-sell-their-14-year-old-daughter-20160622Andrew McCarthy: Orlando Transcripts Redacted Because 'The Government Is Becoming Sharia-Adherent'Alex Jones Blames The Orlando Massacre On The LGBT Community

Extra 302

We Transfer link:https://we.tl/lwSWngCimlPat Robertson: Gays & Islamists Are Allies So 'Let Them Kill Themselves'

Episode 301: Deep Inside the Gloryhole with Thomas Smith - Part 2

We transfer link:https://we.tl/G34T0ejXo6Daubenmire: Real Men Would Use 'Pitchforks And Torches' To Settle Transgender Bathroom Debate More Profound Insights From Glenn Beck: Parting The Red Sea Was 'God's Empire State Building'Ted Nugent: If You Hate Me, You Hate America

Episode 300: Deep Inside the Gloryhole with Thomas Smith - Part 1

We Transfer Link:https://we.tl/wmAuUtst2gChristian Pastor Celebrates Nightclub Massacre: “There’s 50 Less Pedophiles in This World”Lafferty: Target & Hershey Are Now 'Pedophile Magnets And Pervert Magnets' Lafferty: Target & Hershey Are Now 'Pedophile Magnets And Pervert Magnets'

Patron only content

Here is a google doc I made with all the patron only content on it:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rC1N0WmoixAMFWnvrcF_1YR50_9mXbSQiWmYr4Fm_XQ/edit?usp=sharingI can't pin it here, but I will post it again on occasion and update it.I also created a page on our website -http://dissonancepod.com/?page_id=1728

Episode 299: Oh Godwin!

We transfer link:https://we.tl/f9yUX6X8zRManning: Obama Will Stay In Power By Stoking Race WarPakistan: Woman who rejected marriage offer burnt to deathLarry Pratt: If Conservatives Lose The Supreme Court, We May 'Have To Resort To The Bullet Box'South Carolina pastor bizarrely claims ‘the only atheists in the world live in America and Europe’Sandy Rios: Hillary Clinton Wants To Legalize Pedophilia

Episode 298: Choking Hazard

We Transfer link: https://we.tl/iURomFOscxGordon Klingenschmitt: Caitlyn Jenner Needs An Exorcism To Rid Her Of The Demonic 'Spirit Of Insanity' Sweden stirs debate with women-only swimming, in nod to MuslimsLouie Gohmert: No Gay Space Colonies!https://youtu.be/NcEiDY5qBbg

Episode 297: The Gaytheist Manifesto

We transfer link:https://we.tl/DdoHtJJf2xPat Robertson Says Drug Addicts Who Won't Work Or Get Treatment Should Be Left To 'Starve To Death'Sandy Rios: Possible Lesbian Hillary Clinton 'Embraces Every Sexual Deviancy You Can Imagine'Rick Wiles: Obama And Satan Will 'Rape Your Children' http://gaytheistmanifesto.secularmediagroup.com/

Episode 296: Victoria Gettman

We transfer link:https://we.tl/ELrGyQ5uUu32 arrested in human trafficking sting operation, 2 pastors charged with traffickingWiles: God Will Collapse US Economy As Judgment For Planned Parenthood 'Devil-Worship'Jim Bakker: God Told Me 'A Major Event' Will Take Place In The FutureTelevangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Giant Buckets of Mexican Food Because “Things Are Coming”

Episode 295: Poop Where You Want Act

We transfer:https://we.tl/sdyxndKRObPat Robertson Hopes President Trump Will Quash LGBT Rights PushAlex Jones: 'Michelle Obama Is A Man' Who Murdered Joan Rivers To Cover It UpGOP Congressman Cites 'M*A*S*H' Character In Opposing Transgender RightsTheodore Shoebat: Hillary Clinton Should Be Put To Death For Witchcraft

Episode 294: Team Danish or Team Doughnut

We Transfer link:https://we.tl/DxaEtHD7FdDanish 'cult' claiming 'demons cause autism' arrives in SpainMississippi mayor ridiculed for plans to make potholes go away with the power of prayerGlenn Beck Calls On Conservatives To Leave The GOP 'Because Tinfoil Hat Don Is Crazy'John Hagee: God Will Hold You Accountable For Not Voting For Donald Trump Christian Author Mack Major Says Female Masturbation Is ‘Direct Path To Satan’New Biblical Guide to Hell for Small Children is Sick and DepravedA priest, fond of orgies, is o...

Extra 294

We transfer link:https://we.tl/SGsdZUIkkgBilly Graham’s daughter: ‘9/11 was God’s punishment for trans people, evolution, and secularism’

Episode 293: Deep Inside the Gloryhole with David Smalley

WeTransfer Link:https://we.tl/oDh2pT8mODBahamian lawmaker proposes exile for transgender peoplePastor who gave "spiritual discipline" by spanking the bottoms of female congregation members jailedGlenn Beck Says God Must Punish America For Rejecting Ted Cruz Because 'He Ain't A Bad Dad' Gordon Klingenschmitt Ties Himself In Knots Trying To Defend Discrimination Against Atheists Trump's Team: The Bigoted, Unhinged Conspiracy Theorists Benefiting From Donald Trump's CampaignHatebeak - Bird Seeds of Vengeancehttp://www.a...

Episode 292: Ted Cruz Pulls Out

We Transfer link:https://we.tl/iByBSJzEYwGordon Klingenschmitt: Gays Will 'Demand To Have Sex In Your Guest Bedroom' The Vatican Just Put a Convicted Rapist Back in a ParishSan Diego priest who pleaded guilty to sexual battery finds new home at Oklahoma parishChurch Militant claims God gave his mother cancer so that he would stop being gayTodd Starnes And 'One Million Moms' Scarred By Lesbian KissAlabama preacher says sex is the biggest reason for homelessness, abuse and lowers your IQGlenn Beck Explains Why God Is Dragging Out ...

Extra: Sandy Rios and Trump Speculation

We start out with a funny story with Sand Rios and then just talk Trump and his chances in this nearly 20 minute extra.Sandy Rios: Pray That God Delivers A Ted Cruz Victory In Indiana We Transfer linkhttps://we.tl/1LKWP0WDcG

Episode 291: Ye Olde Crooner

We Transfer Link:https://we.tl/o0Dkv7u30UPat Boone: The Government Should Outlaw Blasphemy And Punish Saturday Night Live If It Blasphemes AgainTed Cruz Won't Stop Lying About LGBT People Family doctor 'repeatedly bungled baby's religious circumcision then tried to bribe family into not taking action'Oklahoma GOPer Suggests God Will Pay For Costly Legal Battle Over Abortion BanTed Cruz releases ad attacking Trump for supporting transgender rightsGlenn Beck Is Going To Write A Contemporary History Book About How America Was Lost ...

Tee Shirt Winners

These five people have won Tee shirts or hoodies from our merchant store:Brian GerfortNicole Y CarmodyHaeleyTammy WebsterJake SheltonAll winners should send a private email to us (dissonance.podcast@gmail.com) with the style you select, the size, and your full address so we can get the shirt to you.Our merchant store is here:http://www.indiemerch.com/dissonancepod/A note to winners - we will be adding a few more shirts to the store soon soyou may want to wait to see what they are before you select yours.There are two new ones now - but we are a...

Episode 290: Standing Chair

We Transfer link:https://we.tl/y81xCN9BF5Idaho woman born with hole in heart wants parents prosecutedGay North Carolina waitress reveals that customers ‘tipped’ her with Bible verse calling for her deathProsecutor says rape case is threatened by BYU Honor Code investigationPope Francis: It’s aggressive narcissism to teach kids about safe sex and protectionHarlem Hate Pastor: God Told Me All Sodomites Will Get Cancer Of The Butthole Starting Today [VIDEO]Alex Jones: GOP's Treatment Of Donald Trump 'Makes Jim Crow Look Like A Blessi...

Shirt Giveaway and Episode 289

So we need help testing the new system. We are going to use WeTransfer today for the pre-availability show. If you test it on WeTransfer today and then let us know the results of your test in the comments below, we will send you a shirt. And we have new shirts (some added now and some coming soon)! So if you would like the chance to win a free shirt just try to get the show via WeTransfer today.We are giving away up to 5 shirts. (randomly selected commenters)Here is the WeTransfer link to the show:https://we.tl/FhqwfqEtq6Here is the link to the...

Episode 287: Deep in the Glory Hole with David Michael

Trying this a new way - supposedly adding the show as an attachment is better on the patreon app. If you are mobile and you use the drive link, give this a try. If it is sucky, the drive link is below.Rick Wiles: Muslims Have Taken Over America!Cruz's Call To 'Patrol And Secure Muslim Neighborhoods' Echoes Demands Of Extremist Advisers Alex Jones Proves Obama Is Demonic: A Fly Once Landed On Him Colorado Republican Senate Candidate: Fracking Doesn’t Cause Earthquakes; God Does!Sharon Slater: Sex Ed Is Planned Parenthood Plot To Ma...

Episode 286: Pubic Bump

Gov. Pence signs controversial abortion restriction bill into lawWoman WHIPPED by Sharia police until she PASSES OUT for having sex at Brit tourist hotspotTeachers burn 'devil-worshipping' student in Nairobi The crux of the matter: The Filipinos crucified on Good FridayUPDATE: Pastor abandons sealed coffin, will use tent insteadGlenn Beck: Ted Cruz Is Divinely Anointed And Has Been 'Raised From Birth' To Save This Nation Jim Bakker: Government Will 'Mow Down' Christians For Praying https://youtu.be/oVlrGJouvQ4http://bein...

Episode 285: Never Go Full Alex Jones

Seattle man ordered to repay $7m for running online prayer scamCruz-Aligned Pastor: Execute Girl Scout Leaders For 'Promoting Homosexuality' Glenn Beck: Failure To Elect Ted Cruz Will Leave Us Will Blood On Our HandsPat Robertson: Even Recordings Of My TV Show Can Heal You! David Duke: Donald Trump Comparisons May Rehabilitate Adolf Hitler's ImageParanoia-Rama: Donald Trump EditionGlenn Beck: 'The Constitution Comes' And 'All Of A Sudden We Have Microwave Ovens'Google drive link if you cant get it with patreon:https:...

Episode 283: Cussing the Slippin’ Giant

Drive link:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0VYfFmK3DpeQWc2MWZOMHRkdHM/view?usp=sharingPro-gun mum Jamie Gilt will never give up her guns despite being shot by son, family sayRafael Cruz: Atheism leads to child molestation and perversityRafael Cruz Brings Up Nazi Germany In Rant Against Marriage EqualityParanoia-Rama: Trump Embraces Sandy Hook Truther, Obama's 'Hate Crimes' And World War III Is ImminentRick Joyner Mathematically 'Proves' We're In The End TimesGwyneth Paltrow is Now Promoting Skincare Products That Have ...

Patron Show: Pastor Manning Extravaganza

Thank you so much patrons! You fucking rock!Drive link:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0VYfFmK3DpeTVRsOUM5ZW9ZWUU/view?usp=sharingReferences:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TrXE7NbYpUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtuarbauFSAManning: Violent Revolution Against The Government Is Inevitable Fringe Pastor Wonders If Michael Sam Will Marry A 9-Year-Old BoyParanoia-Rama: Obama's Secret 'Deal' With Terrorists, Beware The 'Islamization' Of America And Britain Falls To Sharia Law Boom Shakalaka! James David Manning Warns That &#...

Episode 282: Pad-Toddler

Toddler died from meningitis after anti-vaxx parents treated him with maple syrup instead of medicine‘Pro-life’ Idaho Republican thinks parents have a religious right to let kids die from treatable illnessProphet Charges Lion To Prove God’s Power, Nearly Killed, Saved By Game RangersDavid Barton And Michele Bachmann Explain Why Christians Must Only Elect 'God-Conscious People' Boykin's Defense of 'Religious Freedom' Includes Violent Anti-Trans Rhetoric'Mama, What Were You Doing When Our America Fell To Tyranny?Dona...

Episode 281: Alright, Grease Up Jefferson!

Thanks to Jake from IFS for visiting with us:http://imaginaryfriendsshow.com/Christian Pastor Defends Slavery Because the Bible Condones ItCatholic hospitals wrestle with assisted deathCruz’s evangelical backer seeks to convert Jews, predicts new concentration camps 1:12‘Everybody knew’: Neighbors not shocked after Ohio pastor charged with raping parishionersRight-Wing Pastor: Legal Abortion To Blame For Mysterious Eagle Deaths Glenn Beck: God Allowed Scalia To Die In Order To Highlight The Importance Of Electing Ted Cruz Bryan Fischer Sa...

Extra - Intro and Michael Savage

So we recorded this intro and forgot that Jake for IFS was coming on so we didn't need it, but it was funny so we wanted to have someone listen to it. We also have a story that we cut from this episode because Savage's tape is too long and and even though it is a good story, it takes him too long and he repeats himself so it got cut.Here is the Drive link:https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0VYfFmK3DpeU3ZxaTN2Ty1EV1k/view?usp=sharingMichael Savage: Replace Gitmo With Firing Squads

Episode 280: Cookie Acceptance Day!

Danish imam urges govt to accept child marriages among refugeesTwo more babies stricken with herpes after ritual ultra-orthodox Jewish oral blood sucking circumcision in New York CityFormer Yazidi Sex Slaves Form All-Female Battalion ‘Sun Ladies’ to Launch Assault on ISISArchbishop wants St. Louis Catholics to drop the Girl Scouts because they ‘move in the ways of the world’Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Gives Bizarre Religious Rant at Ted Cruz Rally'A husband should beat his wife so long as it does not make her ugly': Palestin...

Episode 279: Do the Panty Raid

New bill requires men to get permission from their wives before buying ViagraFranklin Graham: 'Only One Election Left' To Save America From Godless Secularists Tony Perkins: America May Never Have Another Election If We Don't Elect Ted Cruz'This Is Your Last Call, America': Glenn Beck Begs South Carolina To Support Ted Cruz, God's Chosen CandidatePat Robertson: Bernie Sanders' Youth Supporters 'The Kids Who Want To Do A Panty Raid In The Fraternity'Pat Robertson: Women in combat are ‘masochistic’ sexual d...