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The X-Men Retrospective -- Till Death Do Us Part
In which Scott remembers that he can fire death rays out of his eyes!
The Jem Retrospective -- In Search of the Stolen Album & Hot Time in Hawaii
In which Jaws visits Hawaii and Synergy breaks several federal laws.
The Batman Retrospective -- Heart of Ice
In which the early 90s picked their collective jaws up off the floor after an afternoon animated series won an Emmy award.
The X-Men Retrospective -- The Final Decision
In which Magneto becomes a hero, Wolverine goes shirtless, and AI proves to be a crapshoot!
The Jem Retrospective -- The Rock Fashion Book & Broadway Magic
In which Jem impersonates Ariel before taking a ride on a skateboard in heels.
The Batman Retrospective -- Two-Face
In which childhood bullying leads to super-villainy--like one does.
The X-Men Retrospective -- Days of Future Past
In which an out-of-character Scary Black Man shoots up a school... and it only goes downhill from there!
The Jem Retrospective -- The Music Awards
In which three girls run away from a mansion--where they are treated like royalty--to live on the streets. Yes, they really are that dumb.
The Batman Retrospective — Be A Clown & It’s Never Too Late
In which the Joker crashes a kid's birthday party while Batman deals with a priest having a crisis of conscience. Yeah, it's gonna be one of those reviews!
The X-Men Retrospective -- The Cure & Come The Apocalypse
In which a "cure" is offered that is actually part of a plot for global domination. Cue anti-vax tirades in the comments section!
The Jem Retrospective -- Last Resorts & In Stitches
In which a resort needs saving--because, of course, it does--and Jem forgets that her holographic computer solves everything!
The Batman Retrospective -- P.O.V. & The Forgotten
In which someone was apparently late--or early, depending on who you believe--and Bruce suffers Convenient Amnesia while Alfred pilots the Batwing!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Slave Island & The Unstoppable Juggernaut
In which Storm breaks a dam (CC: AND IT IS AWESOME!!) and the X-Mansion is given the "huff and puff" treatment.
The Jem Retrospective -- World Hunger Shindig & Adventure in China
In which a concert is supposed to end world hunger and the Holograms visit a sweat shop. Yes, really!
The Batman Retrospective -- Pretty Poison & The Underdwellers
In which a deadly kiss is used to avenge a rose field and Bruce takes in a ward... who is NOT Robin. No, not either of them! And we don't talk about Damien...
The X-Men Retrospective -- Captive Hearts & Cold Vengeance
In which we discuss Wolverine's man pain, much to Chibi-Cthulhu's consternation!
The Jem Retrospective -- Starbright
In which an all-girl pop group gets a movie contract and things go terribly wrong from there---wait, why does this sound eerily familiar?
The Batman Retrospective -- Nothing To Fear & The Last Laugh
In which the Joker DOESN'T have the last laugh and Batman delivers "The Line"!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Enter Magneto & Deadly Reunions
In which the liberation of minorities involves nuclear war. Magneto has SMART plans!
The Batman Retrospective -- On Leather Wings & Christmas With the Joker
In which the Joker gets his own Christmas special, but unlike most, it is NOT rerun every year thereafter!
The Jem Retrospective -- Pilot (Episodes 1-5)
In which there is SO MUCH PINK!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Night of the Sentinels
In which shoppers are assaulted by large purple robots!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo Camp Scare
In which slasher rules need not apply!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective — Scooby-Doo and the Samurai Sword & Abracadabra-Doo
In which a ramshackle plot and sleight-of-hand hijinks ensue. Also, there is a super-jet.
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King
In which David Bowie does NOT cameo at any point, regrettably.
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Chill Out, Scooby-Doo
In which Warner learns nothing about giving Shaggy and Scooby the reins.
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo in Pirates Ahoy
In which this whole "pirates" thing gets a little out of hand!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo in "Where's My Mummy?"
In which a Scooby-Doo Hoax is pulled by a most unlikely source!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Aloha, Scooby-Doo
In which Warner further demonstrates poor choices in cultural representation.
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster
In which Daphne discovers her danger-prone history and a skeptic gets attacked by a submarine!
