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The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy
In which pirates are a thing, and Warner Bros figures this out.
The X-Men Retrospective -- Sanctuary
In which Magneto can breathe in space. And shout in it. And be heard! Because he's Magneto.
Lexx Reviewxxx -- 3). Eating Pattern
Filmed in scrumptious Soylent Green-Screen!
The Jem Retrospective -- Out of the Past
In which Jerrica is very, very dumb. Again.
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost
Where we review the movie sequel to "The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo" on Friday the 13th for the 50th anniversary of the franchise.
The Batman Retrospective -- Heart of Steel
In which Batman is no match for the evil suitcase.
The Spider-Man Retrospective -- The Sting of the Scorpion & Kraven the Hunter
In which nuclear radiation AND substance abuse lead to superpowers. Noticing a pattern here, people?
Lexx Reviewxxx -- 2). Super Nova
Filmed in "deus ex machina" vision!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Proteus
In which adolescent tantrums lead to PTSD.
The Jem Retrospective -- Journey Through Time & Britrock
In which rock bands travel through time, then get tangled up with British Royalty. Enough said!
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Earthquack & Home Sweet Homer
In which earthquakes are revealed to be caused by sentient gumballs.Because, reasons!
The Batman Retrospective -- Joker's Wild & Tyger Tyger
In which copyright infringement leads to something other than YouTube bots. Also, there's furry fetish material.
The Spider-Man Retrospective -- Doctor Octopus: Armed and Dangerous & The Menace of Mysterio
In which accidents caused by negligence results in two new supervillains who are out for revenge! We're sensing a theme here...
Lexx Reviewxxx -- 1). I Worship His Shadow
Filmed in "rhythmic chanting" vision!
The Jem Retrospective -- Renaissance Woman & Journey to Shangri-La
In which Renaissance Faire misrepresentation and critical research failure lead to Creepy having a wig malfunction.
The Batman Retrospective -- The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne & If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?
In which Bruce attends therapy and a video game company creates it's own supervillain.
The X-Men Retrospective -- One Man's Worth
In which alternate history creates a fan-preferred couple.
The Spider-Man Retrospective -- The Spider Slayer & The Return of the Spider Slayers
In which mobsters forgo bullets in favor of giant robots!
Dante's Cove Review -- Naked in the Dark
It's almost over. Just go with it.
The Jem Retrospective -- Mardi Gras & The Middle of Nowhere
In which Ba Nee and Pizzazz both nearly die in the same episode. Also, there may be something about Mardi Gras...
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Launchpad's Civil War & Sweet Duck of Youth
In which the secret to longevity is discovered, but not in the episode that deals with the Fountain of Youth!
Dante's Cove Review -- Like A Virgin
Filmed in hymen-vision!
Daria Days: The Daria Retrospective -- Season 4
In which nothing will ever be the same again!
The Batman Retrospective -- Night of the Ninja & Cat Scratch Fever
In which a cat goes missing and Robin fails at ninjutsu.
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Pearl of Wisdom & The Curse of Castle McDuck
In which Scrooge receives the CURSE OF PUPPIES!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape & Courage
In which Chibi-Cthulhu experiences 'Adamantium Annoyance'!
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Much Ado About Scrooge & Top Duck
In which Disney ruins Shakespeare.
In Memoriam
In memory of the fallen.And of those who proudly remain.
Dante's Cove Review -- Sexual Healing
Filmed in Marvin Gaye-vision!
The Jem Retrospective -- The Presidential Dilemma & Rock 'n' Roll Express
In which the Misfits backslide and holograms save the president of the United States.
