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Antagonistic Ann (art by あめじん)

This month's sole (heh) request by Zarmac

[witty title for Ann's caption] (Preview)

Worked on this during the impromptu stream tonight while watching Baby Driver. If you wanna know when I'm going live, you should follow me on Twitter, wink wink

Palutena's Protégé (Preview)

Aren't you glad Pit has such a good teacher like Palutena to tell him about how... stuff works?

Subway Succubus (art by merunyaa)

This took a couple of editing passes but I'm satisfied with the results, I hope you guys enjoy it

Subway Succubus (Preview)

I streamed for half an hour with my setup screen up because I forgot you need to transition between scenes in OBS Studio. I'm amazing at this.

Pharah's Punishment (art by cutesexyrobutts)

I hope you guys aren't tired of dirty, sweaty ladies being dommy as hell, because I sure am not

Impish Imp (art by notboogie)

Another monthly reward done. I don't have any particular feelings towards Midna but Boogie always draws her with such fun expressions.

fffff post Pharah's Punishment (Preview) from patreon

(Sorry if you got a double notification for this post, Patreon's poll bugged out on me again and sent a text post without any options to vote on. It even had a working "Download Results" button but nothing else lmao)We've had a lot of very close polls, so I've decided to give some old candidates a second chance. Reminder that you can vote for more than one! Here are the options:1. You thought it was weird that your meek friend from college still lived with his mom, but after visiting him, you now know why he's so attache...

Streams, goals, rewards and all that good stuff

Hello everyone! This is one of those rare posts where I ramble for a few minutes and give some news, stay a while and listen:First of all, streams: I've decided to try to make my streams a more regular affair. I don't have a set time for them, but they would most likely start at 3 to 4 PM PST and go on for three to four hours every Saturday. You can follow me on Twitter to know exactly when I'll go live. If you chatting and watching a movie with the gang sounds like a good time, I would be more than glad to have you.Now onto goals: ...

Mean Mechanic (art by いさみじゅん)

Another request reward featuring yet another sweaty lady. I know there's a lot of people who dig these so it's always a pleasure to provide more of that sort of content.

March's second poll!

Hey guys! Sorry about the bit of drought, I'm wrapping up a few captions right now but came across a very big problem to my productivity called Devil May Cry V. I've waited a decade for this and it's all I ever wanted and some more, really. Anyway, here are the options for this poll (and a reminder that you can vote for more than one option):EDIT: I set the wrong date for the poll to end, so I'll close it manually on March 151. Pharah's new boyfriend is... really talented. So talented that even Ana can't take her eyes of...

Slutty Princess (Preview)

A while ago I wrote a caption about a needy Zelda calling her hero. I got a suggestion in a DM on twitter about making a version where Zelda calls someone else instead, mocking Link. I'm not really a fan of NTR in general, much less Link x Zelda because the dude busts his ass through multiple incarnations to save her, he doesn't deserve this. But then I thought about Urbosa and how a threesome between would be pretty cool so I'm putting that idea to work.

Dirty Agents PNG Pack (art by Aedollon)

A 4-part series I did on Tumblr ages ago, now revived in full quality PNG. This should be the last piece of my old content I'll post here, as the few remaining works I haven't posted don't really meet my quality standards anymore. You're not missing on much, really.As the name implies, this has a lot of buttstuff, shy girls being exposed in front of their commanders, anal prolapses and a bunch of dirty stuff. Avoid it if you aren't into that sort of stuff.(Also, I could swear I had posted this here before, but I guess not)

Dirty Mommy (art by jujunaught)

This took a while. First I lost the file, then I had to re-edit it a couple of times cause it got too bug, but it's finally done, hope you guys enjoy the results.

A few price changes

Scary title, huh? Don't worry, prices are actually going down for now.Back in the day where Tumblr was still a thing and I had more followers and exposure, I got plenty of inquiries regarding the limited slots for the Enthusiast tier. Would I ever add more slots? What about actually opening commissions?I had a pretty packed schedule at the time, so I didn't think I could fit more commissions, but so I could have an answer other than "Nope, sorry", I created the VIP tier, a shiny, $20 level that also came with a monthly commissio...

March Request Pool

New month, new request pool. Some changes to the rules: Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please) You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts. In March 20, I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might favor those. An user may not win two months in a row. NEW: Requests which I personally like might be added to polls later on, if they don't end up winning.The winner from February is Snowdragon....

Obscene Oni (art by Synecdoche)

Another monthly reward featuring one of those big, sweaty gals you all love

forbidden ap[H]rodisia (Preview)

This is weird. I'm pretty sure I got 100% in my Nier: Automata save file but I never came across this side quest. Is it DLC or just a secret one?

Caught Kawakami (art by waterproof pigeon)

The Persona poll ended up in a three-way tie so I had to pick the winner myself, but I hope you guys like it. Also, small reminder that the request pool is closing soon!

Analyzing the Alien (art by randomrandom)

Monthly reward with a sequel to a caption I wrote during Kinktober last year. How many more asses are there in the Teen Titans? Will the protagonist eat them all? We'll never know.

Happy Valentine's! (Art by Eroquis)

My internet was acting up today so I decided to write a quick thing for Valentine's

Devious D.va (Poster by FireBoxStudio)

Quick pause on my backlog stuff to write some self-indugent bratty D.va

Persona 5 poll! (Remake)

I'm remaking this poll because I screwed up the settings last time and didn't allow multiple votes per patron, sorry for the inconvenience. Here are the options yet again:1. Ann Takamaki tried to resist, but she couldn't fight her true nature. Turns out she was born to be used by you and your big cock (Slut, big dick worship)2. Makoto Niijima is being held hostage by a dangerous criminal and, unless his demands are met, she will have to use her body to pay her dues, though it might be too late...(Mindbreak, corruption)3. Becky has b...

Frustrated Flower (art by Oreteki18)

A late reward from January

Captured Kunoichi (art by Buru)

Hey guys, here's the result of February's first poll. I tried something a bit different based around one of my favorite doujin artists, I hope you guys like it.

February Requests

Hey guys, new month, new request pool. Same rules as always: Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please) You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts. In February 25, I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might favor those. An user may not win two requests in a row, two months in a row.I haven't released last month's winner yet, but I'll have to disclose the winner so he can't post...

Frustrated Flower (Preview) + Update

Hey guys!First of all, I'm sorry for the silence. Nearly two weeks without updates is not a good look. You all have deposited your faith (and your hard-earned money) on me and I dropped the ball this month.I've had a few personal issues in real life. Some family health problems from a few months ago arose and I had to drop everything to take care of them. I also had to host some relatives for a week, which makes working with smut a pretty delicate matter, even more when you work at a corner desk with a monitor and a TV turned straight t...

January Requests

As I mentioned in a previous post, due to Patreon's updated ToS, raffles will now be requests. Here's a rundown of how this will work: Post up to two ideas in the comments here (in different posts, please) You may vote for ideas you liked with a like. To keep things fair, you may like your own posts. In January 25 (sorry for the rush), I'll pick an idea I liked to write. Ideas with more likes will tell me something is requested a lot and I might favor those. An user may not win two requests in a row, two months in a row.Thanks again...

An end to raffles

According to Patreon's new terms of service, raffles, giveaways and other services involving any sort of random chance are forbidden. That kind of sucks, because I won't be able to host a monthly raffle anymore. That being said, I'm working on a substitute system: a monthly pool of requests. Here's how it's going to work: At the start of every month, I'll make a post. The comment section will be open for requests. You may, per month, make up to two posts there with an image and an idea (or just a tag, if you want to keep...