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Zandar's Saga 610
Missing Lugers are always in the last place you look.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/58987645FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/59811114
Bormac in the wreck 16
Now it seems the A.I. is ready to deal.
Your December Kelly for 2021
This month's bikini babe is rather incongruously standing in a horse pasture and wearing a cowboy hat. (shrug) I just draw what the Sports Insinuated calendar gives me.Because Wednesday is the busiest day of the week, Zandar's Saga will not be updating til tomorrow.
Right,
so I'm here to read these notes about the dumb adventures of a lazy slacker elf who owes the Kringle a couple weeks' work. Why do they have to run away like this? It's no big deal. Okay, so they gotta wear a stupid costume, but you've seen what this guy wears normally, right? He's certainly got no reason to complain. Anyway, the Agent that the slacker elf left to do this is a little busy right now, so I came to help, out of the pure kindness of my rind. Plus there might be some clues in here as to where the chump is hiding.H...
Ho ho holiday Doodle time
Welcome to December. Here's a recap of the rules.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have exposed erections and sex scenes will be composed so the "bits" aren't visible.2. Your request must appear in the comments of the latest Doodle post. Today that is THIS post, but later on this post will get pushed down the page by newer stuff and it becomes difficult for me to check. Thus the need to request on the most recent Doodle post.3. My character or yours. Third party characters only with clear permissi...
A penny for your thot?
Filk to the tune of that 1960s hit song "Georgy Girl"Hey there, gamer girl, streamin' now on Twitch so fancy free,All your thirsty subs would like to see that robot back thereInside you.Hey there, gamer girl, why do all the simps give you their dough?Could it be the games you play, or is it the clothes you wear?You're always dressing slutty; the boys are putty, you know.So put that Switch where it doesn't go - and sit on it.Hey there, gamer girl, don't you want a joystick deep inside?Show the chat those boobs you hide an...
Goat demon
A character sheet based on a chibi adoptable. Are those devilish upside-down crosses on her cheeks, or is her eye makeup supposed to be the female (Venus) symbol? Pretty scary either way!
Making demands
Seems like the A.I. is ready to deal.
Girls girls girls!
A ref sheet. (I need to get into the lucrative scam, er, I mean field of selling "adoptables")And I must say, I can't recall Rina looking so appealing before.
Songbird offers the key to her heart
Or at least the key to her mainspring.
Vulpine 20
Oh boy, things are starting to get weird.I have no idea what people thought of this when it ran in the college paper back in 1995.
Vulpine 19
WARNING WARNINGMETA THRESHOLD PROXIMITYCHANGE COURSE
As I go back
over the often troubling and sometimes monotonous events of my life, I occasionally have to stop and reflect on how far I've come. I'm thankful to Fuma that I survived all of this and wound up with - ah, but if I told you all that I was thankful for, that would spoil the story!I know! Why don't you folks out there tell me some of the things you're thankful for? That will be a nice change of pace.>Audience Member: "I guess what I'm most thankful for is that Adler's agent was not able to find me and that he doesn't...
Vulpine 18
"Hibbs" was the name of the building where the cafeteria was located (as well as the campus bookstore and the English department.) I did have that hat, and I was spotted by a couple of readers, but none of them were anywhere near as cute as this.
Zandar's Saga 609
Now now fellows, there will be other frauleins.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/58604582FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
Twiddle Me This
This month's music is a 2003 remix of 2002's sleeper hit "The Twiddler."For those of you who forgot (and why, honestly, would you remember?) The Twiddler was an old hard drive motor with an instrument cable soldered onto two of the leads so it makes a "woop woop" sound when I twist the spindle.
Starry-eyed ferrets
According to Decadent Arsenic, here's Aelfi Mistreed's mom in younger days with her beau, Ivor. I've labeled her in the picture as "Miss Mistreed" but I just realized that if they were married, Mistreed might be Ivor's name and I don't know what Mom's maiden name was.That's the end of Doodles for November! Time to start working on commissions now.
The venerable Xin
Xin Jin Meng wanted a picture of ... Xin Jin Meng, the wise (allegedly) and ancient (possibly) mystical (yeah right) dragon.
"OOH!"
Rebecca suddenly squealed. "I just had the best idea! I absolutely LOVE what you're doing with your ensemble, Raccoon Monster! Rags and tatters are SOOO witchy-chic! It just occurred to me, I could open a boutique that sells artificially aged clothing. Just imagine, stockings with holes already in them. Dresses that are faded and worn. Nobody's done it before! Everyone would be talking about it, and that already gives me an idea for the name: Cool Subject!""I helped come up with the idea, so I get half the profits," Burn...
I'm thankful for bunny girls
Here's Rick 2tails sitting down to dinner next to Hester, in what was - shockingly - the only Thanksgiving themed request this month.
The power of booze
Simone Spinozzi suggested that Kangy and the Rude Pumpkin make peace the traditional Australian way - and blimey! It looks like it worked!Absolute last call for Doodle requests. If yours is not in in the next few hours tonight then you'll have to wait til next month. (Rick, Xin, and Decadent are in the production queue)
Hong Kong Liz
Mr.Opossum, the Marsupial with the Golden Gun, asked to see Liz in a qipao (which I thought was called a cheongsam but will always privately refer to as "the Chun-Li dress").
M'Shelle turns up the Wiles
She heard that the Super Secret First Class lounge was a great place to practice.
The voyage drags on
Bormac and Flyt-A are still trying to come up with ways to pass the time. Looks like the communications droid is still transmitting, and somebody doesn't like the sound of plastic & metal clunking together.Two days til the request deadline.
That cat gets around
Steviebear Maxwell's Stefan seems to be aboard the space station, where he's flirting with prime-universe Arleen. According to 80s movies, this is how that's done - though I have the feeling if you went around nowadays telling random women they were gorgeous, you would probably get arrested.Doodle deadline is Monday! The 15th! I have in the queue: Bormac, Mr.Opossum, Simone Spinozzi, RIck2tails, Xin Jin Meng, and Decadent Arsenic. If you're not one of them and you haven't asked for a Doodle, then do it pronto! (In the commen...
Zandar's Saga 608
Oh no!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/58183561FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583
I walked around
to the other side of the dolmen where it was a bit quieter, and pulled the communication mug back out of my Elfintory."Yes, hello, are you there?" Ash was saying as I pulled the string and held the mug near my ear."I'm here," I replied."Sorry about the interruption," he muttered. "Where was I when we left off?""You were somewhere near the edge of the forest," I reminded him. "And a patrol of rabbits chased you away. I thought they were your allies. Why do you have to avoid them?""Just beca...
Tinsel tension
Hendak keeps asking to see Dame Eudora in seasonal garlands. She's a little nervous wearing this one because sparkly tinsel is usually a sign that The Kringle is imminent. Thankfully it was requested early enough that she still has time to get out of town before the season of danger truly arrives.Also, if you go by American retail, it has already been Christmas for a month now.
What a shock
Oh, it seems Miss Thompson did not know about this.
Rough sleeper
Runei Stillwater told us of this endearing domestic scene. Why is Rina waking up on the floor? Why is her calendar completely empty for eighteen days? Why is she contemplating thottery? Inquiring minds may or may not want to know!
