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90s Flashback all night every night!
One of Serge Skunk's characters. I never worked in a radio station but I did work in a TV station so I extrapolated a little. They probably don't use carts anymore so who knows what's in that rack to the left...
Burnside watched me intently
while the stew cooked, but she didn't say anything.After a while, one of the Ixies returned."Sire, we found Ash Marten taking his ease in a town about six miles away," she reported breathlessly. "He seemed quite relaxed, even jovial, and not at all surprised to see us.""That's just the way he acts," I remarked. "What did he have to say for himself?""He freely admitted that he is playing both sides. If thou wantedst him to serve only thee, then thou shouldst have made him swear an oath of allegiance. S...
That's entertainment
Rina is adopted so it's only 75% as creepy.
Nonstop suspense
Bormac is still being guided by someone or something. Erin Blackwood is hosting her late night rock show. On a normal month I'd be almost done with only one more commission in my queue and four days to go.Not even close.
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 14
No comment.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/50365366FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/51615007
Squidlord
More synthesizer nonsense with vocoded samples from Captain Beefheart and Sister Mary Nelson. Lose 1 point of Sanity for each minute you listen!
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 13
Too hot for Patreon!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/50283477FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/50479706
Zandar's Saga 588
Days when the Ballad and the Saga both update are grueling.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/49921674FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/50741278
After the Ixies had received their orders
and buzzed away, I turned again to Burnside."Are you going to tell me who you were working with?" I growled."Ain't," she blurted."What dainty and ladylike form should I transmogrify you into?" I mused while she glared at me nervously. "Remember that Floozy prosecutor during my trial? Oh wait, you weren't there. She turned up again, selling tainted food to my army just before the battle. I think her name was Miss Thompson. She seemed like a femme with some class. Or how about a marsh bird, like an ibis or a cr...
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 12
Witness the succubi hunting tactics!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/49087391FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/44134737NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/50365366
What's Mara saying?
Write your own dialogue for the naughty lieutenant.
Bebble Peach
Mellow interlacing arabesques from Mission Control.
Accessing information
Sure, Bormac could have simply downloaded a book directly from the database - but sometimes it's fun to do things the old fashioned way.
Ask a gal what knows
Decadent Arsenic introduces us to ferret femme Aelfi Mistreed. She ain't from the Antglade (far as I know) but I declare she'd fit right in!
Unseelie Birthday!
Apparently Rick2tails celebrates his this month. I'm afraid he won't see many more if he keeps hanging around with femmes like these.LAST CHANCE to request a Doodle tonight!
First I tied up Burnside
so she couldn't escape or cause trouble. Then I settled down to do some research while I waited for her to wake up, and for the Ixies to return with news.I was already pretty sure the information I wanted wasn't in any of the things I had already read, so I spent some time apporting random books and scrolls from the library. Luckily the third item I pulled seemed to have what I was looking for, but unfortunately there wasn't much beyond what I already knew. Wards that took physical form (like the Dukes' poppets) had to be placed...
It Famke Wembley!
That's her name, I guess.Hendak wanted to see a vixen floozy re-enacting a fox meme involving a stiff breeze.Request deadline's the 15th! I have Rick2tails, Decadent Arsenic, and Bormac on the list. If you're not one of them and you haven't had your Doodle yet, speak now or forever hold it in.
Right there on the Boardwalk!
Serge Skunk wanted a "naughty pinup" of Danielle Thermopoulos. I hope this counts.
Zandar's Saga 587
Perhaps this is some sick experiment to see just how slowly I can advance the story.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/49519470FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/50327188
Mechanical Wiles
Simone Spinozzi wanted to see how the robotic girls would blow kisses, and honestly who wouldn't want to see that?
Gotta keep em sharp
Steviebear Maxwell has involved Burnside in a pun.
She slices! She dices!
Major Matt Mason regaled us with more tales of the Lone Wolfess (and Cub).
Fine!
I didn't need that sly, sneaky old fox to bail me out of this predicament! He probably had a part in causing it anyway! I would solve this on my own because I was a scion of Irenaeus and I was destined to rule someday!I tried to wake Burnside so I could ask her who her accomplice was, but she was sleeping off the effects of a super-potent Orgasmic Touch. Nothing I did would rouse her from her blissful slumber. I would have to wait for answers to those questions."IXIES!" I yelled, and a few of them buzzed into the stone circle."H...
Could be worse
But I'm not sure how. CTN is to blame for this spectacle.
A sour ending
Walter Reimer told us how Dani finally met her match.
You could do both
Runei Stillwater finds himself in a predicament with his (adopted) sister and a Floozy.This was ready earlier but it is late because of Easter.
The dread sword WEAF
Eric Costello informs me that the quip "oooh, I'm twembwing wike a WEAF" will not be received kindly in the sword's presence.Note: Doodle requests, for the sake of convenience, should be made on the most recent Doodle post. As of now that's this one, but tomorrow it will be another. I have logged all requests made up til now. If you think of your Doodle later, put it in the comments of the appropriate post. You have until the 15th.
Bormac in the Wreck 8
Suddenly suspense!
Zandar's Saga 586
The Pembergrump Expedition does seem a bit slapped-together now, doesn't it?Also, blast that meddling robot!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/49041392FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/49921674
April is the Doodlin-est month
Let's get those requests going!1. Deadline is the 15th, just like for taxes.2. Requests must appear in the comments of the most recent Doodle post.3. R rated or tamer. Nudity okay, female preferred. Males can't have visible boners, and sex scenes will be composed so the naughty bits don't show.4. No fan art of corporate-owned characters that will get me sued.5. Production time is supposed to be an hour and I'm a hack even at my best, so don't get your hopes up for some kind of epic crowd scene or fancy costume. Try to keep i...
