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Drowning In Horseshoes Goes Corporate
Fun things are a comin.
Something Old, Something New, Something Stupid, Something Blue.
I spent the last couple weeks cranking out a shit load of lets plays.Here are some new onesGarfield Kart:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjOPjXLtyyIHeroine's Quest:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0i2X28hqULong Live The Queen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMSi-7DIx8MLili:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg5v3kyMBtgand here are some old ones that I'm finally posting.Toads:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHMVyNhSJYgSkyrim:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4y1LzkmiOcNew Vegas:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U1_ijL_FfEOkay, enough of that...
Fuck Books
Here's a video in which I think I managed to break my futon, a camera, and my book within 3 seconds.theres also a bunch of new lets plays over here:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWROP3uWU7LlCsWdU-uv3OQ
Oh shit i forgot to make that last one a secret.
Okay, this one is secret for real. Only patrons can see it. and now we can get to the real stuff. the real down and dirty nitty gritty extra shitty. pppfffffffffffffff you know what would be good? a poll. This thing should have a poll option. I could tell you all my current projects and have you vote which one is most important to finish. I doubt I'd listen to it but it would at least help you feel involved.
super secret patreon blog post thing
Yeah. Totally sticking to this. Gonna make a habit out of it. Once a week. Once a day. Every day. Once a week. Blog post update things. For patrons. Hello. How are you all doing. Doing Well? ummm.... shit. I dont know. This is really hard.
secret patreon blog post
this is a secret blog post only for patrons to see. I guess i should do these more often. I have no idea what I'm doing right now. I'm torn between finishing undertale and finishing my stupid announcement video. But i dont feel like doing either. I guess I will just make a stupid secret patreon post. Once I finish the secret announcement video and get the secret new series set up, then i can move on to my big secret video and then after that maybe the other two big secret videos that i scrapped. See this is why i never make these posts....
Beer Quest 2: Coney Island Root Beer
I guess this stupid beer reviewing thing is gonna be a series now. Request me beers to drink and i'll probably drink em!Also i made a spoopy song for the halloween times which is free to download and extra ill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqecpIkJebQ
More Hulk Hogan, and also Dark Souls
Here's the original Directors Cut of the Hulk Hogan Video, it's about 10 minutes longer, a million times better, and actually has a point. But I had to shorten it into a crappy opinion piece because youtube demands mediocrity. Here's is the madness the way it was meant to be seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okckDDKCu9EThe video is blocked in Germany because apparently Germany is even more retarded about copyright than america. I don't know what to do about this. I guess I'll die.Also I can't remember if I even told a...
Conspicuously Titled Opinion Piece
I made a video about Hulk Hogan. 2 videos actually. Here's part 1.
Wonderful Waifus: Evangelion
A cool new show from My Japanese Animes about the best girls I know.
Fuck it, I owe you all a beer.
It's almost the end of the month and I don't have any money. I was trying to finish a video before midnight but I can't it's just too amazing. So I got nothing. This month sucked for me and you can all blame patreon for fucking up and losing all your pledges for 2 weeks, which is what threw off my schedule in the first place and led to me not making any videos for half the month because I needed to sort out their bullshit and send a bunch of angry emails. So now I'm charging you all for nothing. I'm sorry. I'll make ...
The Complete Chronicles of Queefer SleepyMan
Here's 7 hours of metal gear with commentary by me. Slowly descending into madness. Emotions are had. Chairs are thrown.Part 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSsu5ozT-WgPart 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkbTvEL8oVEPart 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qioX9D86emQPart 4:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrRr-Xq3Ly8Part 5:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiFeA-nIjVgPart 6:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze76qu3Td74
My Japanese Animes: Youtube Copyright School
A review of the second worst anime ive ever seen.
Fuck Glass
It had to be said. Someone had to say it. Thank god someone finally had the balls to stand up to glass, and that man's name was me.I also did a podcast with Ninouh about wrestling or something, check that out here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqWohPjoPDk
Cool Cat - Endless Jess
This is the first of hopefully many patreon requests. Anyone who's pledges 15 buckaroos (and actually has a payment go through, no cheating) gets to choose the topic of an endless jess adventure! WOW!
A very special Blue Glow, and another Blue Glow
i tried to do an isaac blue glow but it went terribly wrong and.. well... here you go .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCJvVdXiRIgi ended up having to do a lot of editing for this one and it was a pain in the ass, also here's another bonus one of a cool ass sega genesis game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KijG7UqYGA
Trailers and Glows
Here's two versions of a totally rad announcement trailer for my totally rad panel at B-Conyoutube version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEYLmqIy_8ADailymotion version:http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x306598_i-got-a-bone-to-pick_funand here's a hilarious episode of the Blue Glow:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IThWgn6sAUoOff to Baltimore for tha week, TTFN
Blue Glow: Jungle Book and Valkyria Chronicles
Was gonna release a trio of these this month but shit got all fucked up so there's only 2. -_____-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGOEeARflBEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcAP0MQtgs
Flaggots
Endless Jess - Flaggots
My Japanese Animes: Me!Me!Me!
My Japanese Animes: Me!Me!Me!
