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Beefcake Highway

This probably won't go on Comics Kingdom. No real way to censor this without losing the joke. But I had no interest in giving them this and I still made it. Cus I wanted to! That's YOUR gain. And that's the God's Hands promise.

Akira Bike Slide

WOULDN'T YOU

Window Fulla Birds (2 pages)

Comic/poam. It's all the same at some point.Tried to grab onto a minimalist style, even using line and curve tools to do most of the art in this one. Copying and pasting the window frame. Fuck drawing that over and over. That's not the point of the work.Anyway! I got the next Cultists! worked out and mostly penciled! Things keep pushing and pulling me away from it, but hopefully I'll get to popping out finished pages for you later this week! Enjoy!edit: forgot some drawings in the second page! more birds! that's what I get for c...

"Cherch of the Holey Leison" & 2 more

Decided to put my unfounded anger to some kind of use and made three comics today on the day where we're supposed to remember something. Oh well! Can't call me lazy!edit: fixed a typo in ONE comic

this is fine dumpster fire, newsprint variant

i would be remiss if I forgot to let y’all know of a new dumpster fire/this is fine vinyl toy variant is available now! the Newsprint variant! Greyscale, baby! With that new box art I did that I’m sure is in the archives of this patreon. You go look, I’m making banana bread and gotta watch it.

"Caught Droolin'"

The food doth look delectable, m'lud.

How to Stop a Problem, 11

Folks. I want to get more on top of these as the year goes on, so here we have more! More! MORE! The ideal is a page a day, as it was started. I need to be more on top of that instead of rushing, but those last 3 pages were pretty easy, I admit. Still, tell that to my arm from all the small penning and penciling I have to do. Might go digital on these going forward, the battle of desk space with my cats and my hand/arm hurting isn't making this fun!! But we'll see. Gonna take it easy the rest of the day. YOU SHOULD TOO!!!!! IMO!To read ...

"In Front of Me"

Every day I try and I try! And every day it alleviates my leg acne.

"Longest Slice of Pie Contest"

Trying to get better at everything all at once.

screenshots of current projects

Here's some pics and shots of some things I've been working on in the background. Nothing substantial to show off yet. But I am writing the next Cultists! and want to get on that ASAP. Don't wanna let the momentum die on it! Don't let 'em say I ain't not ever working, even with a new fun video game out! I am a professional!!!!

how to stop a problem, 10

Folks. We're back with more problems. A rougher one than usual? But it comes from a real place of anger. So you can't deny me that.Where is this going? When will it end? If you wonder where it came from, click the tag below to see the rest of this series or check out this secret web page for you and you alone to read all 80 (!) current pages in one scroll.

"New Phones" & 2 more

The fun thing about doing this kinda strip now is that I can give King Features ones that will probably be rejected and I just don't have to care. I got more in the chamber to give 'em if that second one is too much, even if I edit out the swear. "That's all we have a problem with, no cussin'."Anyway, things have been easin' up around here. The Pinocchio book is laid out and we're waiting for a book quote before we go and get a crowdfunder going. And some other side gigs have been finalized and finished enough th...

pino covo (2)

one more simple update to show you what I'm calling DONE with the pinocchio cover. This week I'm gonna go Sicko mode putting the rest of the book together. Cover, back cover, all the shit on the ends. Just do the damn thing. Then we get to do the fun part of collecting Quotes from printers and setting up a crowdfunding page.Taking a small break from God's Hands as I simply have Enough in the chamber right now and would rather do some other fun stuff in the meantime. But it's going and going and even the webtoon archive is ready ...

A Wolf Knows What To Do

Hello. I wrote and made something for you. I do that, occasionally.Don't really know what to say about this one. It's one of those that came out organically from a deep part of my mind trying to get out of bed and continuing to wait for summer. Would a wolf care about any of these things? Does a wolf get sad? Maybe I'll make a comic about that and have an answer at the end of it.

pino covo (take 1)

Finally! It's taking shape that we can see. It's my first pass at what I envisioned for the Pinocchio cover! Everyone's mad at the lad! Also included is the thumbnail for the idea, and the sketch before inking.I am pretty pleased with it, but I want to take a day or two to let it sit and see how it feels. Want to keep it simple and black and white with the light blue-green like the website background has. Maybe we need to go lighter? Maybe some shadows on the faces below? Let's just enjoy this for now and see what we feel about ...

"Cartoon pig for a leg"

Hello all. Things are going steady! Pinocchio has been edited and laid out to 80%, I need to do the cover for it but I got that right in my noggin, ready to come out fully formed. "God's Hands" has started and will continue forever, being ignored by most. But who cares! I hope YOU like it. A lots of weird objects and totems related to that damnedable dog that will be coming out later in the year (??). We'll all be surprised when and if they do.ANYWAY! Thanks for stickin' with me. As always.

how to stop a problem, 9

Here we are again, a little sooner than usual. Back at my epic in the making, How to Stop a Problem. Is that a good title? It's the first thing that came to mind.Here's 8 more pages of insanity. Every new idea I think I'm gonna make into a Y.A. Million Doller Idea or TV Show that will last 1000 seasons, I'm just dumping into this comic. Cus it's here now and those other things are fake concepts that don't exist. What does exist are these pages and all the hatching linework I had to do for those couple of panels. Sheesh!!...

"Unthrottled Bandwidth" & 3 more...

Hello. Been on a kick of getting things ready. Ready to post these comics, getting side-commissions & projects ready, getting the pinocchio book ready... Little time left to make these comics, but I did it today! TODAY... I did it.God's Hands officially starts on April 18th on Comics Kingdom and elsewhere online, tho I have been posting those old new yorker strips anyway. It's fun, to post. Did you know?

“Lucky Once” & 2 more...

Folks, we have a go sign from CK to get this motor runnin!! All these comics and more I've been doing will be now officially under the banner of "God's Hands" and running three times a week on CK and elsewhere. Posting as I normally have with FOA before it. It's just nice to see the end of this tunnel finally. Going for an official start date of mid-April, probably the 18th (tax day) to give me some time to get super duper ready.I do want to see an FOA book collecting the run of it. It would be simply nice to put it to rest ...

“Exquisitely Crafted Joke” & 1 more...

The gears at large seem to be finally moving and working towards getting these comics finally on comics kingdom. The dam is about to burst and I'm ready to ride the wave.Also, if you go to the url pasted on these comics, you'll find a "god's hands" archive over on Webtoon where I've started to post 'em to as well. The older ones, at least. More will flood the place once we get the comic started in earnest! Now off I go to own some newbs at bar trivia.

CULTISTS! in "Nuclear Football" part 5 (end)

Um! Ye~ah. That's what happened and it CAN'T un-happen. So there!The mill is grinding along with the next episode for our boys! I just need to sit and let it fall out of me. Okay!! OKAY!!!!!

CULTISTS! in "Nuclear Football" part 4

One more update and that should be that on this episode. Which means there'll be time for another. And ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!!!! HA HA HA!!!

CULTISTS! - "Nuclear Football", part 3

Hello again! I have finished the line-work for the rest of this episode and all that's left is coloring. So expect the rest in the coming days, when I'm not working on other projects or playing resident evil 4. Nothing much else to report. As I wait, I continue to move.

the art of being fine and forgetting

Here's something to look forward to! Musician Caroline Rose has an new album coming out titled "The Art of Forgetting" and the cover she chose was her in a room on fire. Not really an homage to "this is fine", tho that doesn't stop people in her comments from pointing and equating it to said meme. But, in a cool act of working together, she reached out and wanted to see if I could make a parody drawing of her for a concert shirt and we just finished and finalized the image (the first image in the set).Also included are t...

“Call-out Post” & others

The machine creeps closer to letting me post. It creaks and groans and needs answers to every little question to cover its own rusted metal ass. And yet it still moves after all this time. In then meanwhile, I hope to choke it with a glut of Content, feeding the piggish machine it's wonderful muck. Hope you as well enjoy the meal.

how to stop a problem, 8

This one took a while to get outta me, but here we are, back at it again with the problem stopping. Not much else to add, so have a good saint padric's dae.If you wanna catch up, hit the tag below to see previous posts or check out this secret web page for your eyes only with the entirety of it on there.