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Explicit Version of Final Destination 3

This one has about 15 seconds of extra footage, sometimes longer shots of blood, and no blurring of gore. Thank you for supporting me, and if you want to see any of the other explicit versions, they're listed below.Current explicit releases: Saw III (2006) **Note: video is age-restricted** Saw IV (2007) Saw V (2008) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices** Saw VI (2009) Saw 3D (2010) **Note: video may not be available on certain devices; video is also blocked in the Oceania region, meaning Australia, New Zealand, and surround...

Extra early release for Final Destination 3

This was one of the most difficult episodes I've ever made, and hopefully when you watch it you'll see why. Chock full of behind-the-scenes info, personal anecdotes, censored nudity, After Effects fun times, and belabored kill counting, this pretty much had everything that adds time to a Kill Count's work hours and boy did I feel it. Hopefully you think it's worth it.NOTE: There will be an explicit version released when this version goes public Friday morning. If you'd rather watch that version, which features ~15 extra seco...

Explicit version of Final Destination 2 (AND LINKS TO ALL OTHER EXPLICIT VIDEOS)

Hi patrons! Today the Final Destination 2 Kill Count was released, and here's a link to the un-blurred explicit version (note: nudity is still censored in these explicit versions because I don't want to get in trouble with YouTube).Since a lot of people have signed up recently specifically for these videos, I'm also providing a list of the currently-available explicit Kill Counts below for you to enjoy. Thanks so much for your patronage, and please don't share these links anywhere publicly!Current explicit releases: Saw III (200...

Early Release for Final Destination 2

We got the copyright and review stuff taken care of quickly this week, so here's the early release for Final Destination 2. At 25 minutes it's a doozy, but the next episode will be even longer (then 4 and 5 will probably go back down a bunch).THERE WILL BE AN EXPLICIT VERSION OF THIS VIDEO released on Friday when the public version goes live. When I post it, I'LL ALSO POST AN UPDATED LIST OF WHERE TO WATCH ALL THE EXPLICIT VERSIONS (old list can be found here). But head's up for this episode's explicit release - I think the ...

Early release for Final Destination (link may change)

Facing some copyright claim issues on this one that I'm hoping to get resolved, but in the meantime, enjoy this early release of (hopefully) tomorrow's episode! Thanks so much, patrons!

GIRLS WITH BALLS commentary track

I picked this movie, a new French release on Netflix, because I had noticed it in one or two comments on my videos and figured maybe it'd be good. It was not. Once again, it's just Chelsea and I on the couch. I hope to get a guest and a better movie next month. Leave recommendations!Watch on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80198508Previous Commentary Tracks:INSIDIOUS (June 2019) [no guest]PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (May 2019) ft. Katie MendeSORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (April 2019) ft. Lizzy JonesAPOLLO 18 (...

July Patreon Livestream Hangout

We'll be getting started momentarily, so join us if you can! Hope to see you there!

Early Release for Jaws: The Revenge!

Here's Friday's episode - Jaws: The Revenge! I had a lot of fun with this piece of shit. Hope you do, too.

Patreon Hangout Livestream for JULY will be SUNDAY 7/28

Hey everyone, the livestream hangout for $10+ patrons this month will be on SUNDAY July 28th at 12PM NOON PACIFIC time (so that's 3pm Eastern etc). Hope to see you all there!

Early Release for Jaws 3D

I'm just about to leave to head down to San Diego for Comic-Con. If you're going, I hope to run into you! Thanks so much for your patronage and enjoy this extra early release.

Link for It Follows for all patrons

Edit 7/15 11am PST: I've replaced the link with the public version, which has been "confirmed by manual review" by YouTube.I'm still in the middle of trying to get an upload of It Follows approved by YouTube, but in the meantime I'll make this version available to patrons to watch since you're helping to support the channel. Thanks for your patience - and if this upload doesn't work by time you try watching it, there's probably some YouTube stuff going on. Sorry about all this!

Early release for It Follows

I absolutely love this movie and it was fun to talk about all the Michigan stuff mentioned in it. Thanks so much for being patrons, patrons! We've got two more Summer Sunday releases after this one to look forward to!

Early release for Jaws 2

It ain't bad! Also get ready for the Jaws 3 and 4 kill counts cause those are some of my favorite recent scripts for how funny they are.

Early release for Us

The Jaws Kill Count was crazy successful, getting to #2 on trending and coming real close to (or actually?) becoming the KC with most views in a single day (Leprechaun Returns currently holds the record, not sure if Jaws beat it yet) - but let's hope Us does even better when it comes out on Sunday! As for you, you get to watch it now cause you dope like that! Thanks, patrons!

Early Release for Jaws

I'm chummin the water for viewwwsss.

INSIDIOUS commentary track

Hey patrons! This month Chelsea and I did a commentary track without a guest, just because our schedule has been too hectic to coordinate with another person. Hope you enjoy us watching Insidious and discussing how it's not part of the Conjuring Universe or made by Blumhouse, but it's easy to mistake it as being both those things. As always, thanks for your support!!Watch on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/70142542Previous Commentary Tracks:PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (May 2019) ft. Katie MendeSORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBAL...

Early release for TERRIFIER!

Ohhhhh snap it's happening. It comes out tomorrow. You can watch the more censored version at the link above or you could watch the extra explicit gory version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfPVeYFTaL8 both thanks to my sponsorship from Nord VPN!

Explicit Version of Return to Sleepaway Camp

I ended up being able to put a lot of the more explicit version back into the public release, but I think there are still some things in here that I left out of that one. Namely a longer shot of the burnt face and additional footage of the wooden stake through the guy's head. Enjoy, and thank you!

Early Release for Return to Sleepaway Camp (LINK UPDATED)

EDIT 6/27 2:15pm Pacific: NEW LINK for a less censored version hurray!Hey everyone! THE LINK FOR THIS MAY CHANGE depending on if YouTube approves a slightly-less censored version - for some reason they gave me a lot of guff over the gore in this real cheap homemade-looking slasher. Weird.But here's the last stop on our tour of summer camps! THERE WILL BE AN EXPLICIT VERSION RELEASED ON FRIDAY so if you don't want to watch it twice, you can just wait for that to come out. In any case, thank you for your support!

Patron Livestream Hangout for JUNE 2019 link!

Hey patrons! I'll be in this unlisted livestream in just a few minutes, but you can join and wait in the meantime! See you in there!

Early release for Sleepaway Camp 3!

Here's an extra early release for this week's Kill Count, Sleepaway Camp 3! This is a rushed and half-assed horror movie if I've ever seen one, but hey, at least I still get to make jokes about it. Thanks for your support, everyone! <3

Date for June's PATREON LIVESTREAM HANGOUT

Hi everyone! Just wanted to set the date and time for the next Patreon hangout livestream. In my continuing effort to vary which days and times these are, to give (hopefully) the most amount of people the chance to participate, I'm gonna do this month's on a MONDAY, on June 24th. We can get started around noon my time (Pacific), meaning 3pm Eastern, etc.At that time I'll both make a post and send you a message with the link to an unlisted YouTube stream.Hope to see you there!

Early Release for Sleepaway Camp 2

Here's an extra early release for Friday's episode! I don't love this movie anywhere near what I do the first one, but it's definitely a huge step up over the two that follow it. Also, head's up - for a few weeks we're going to have 2x KC releases a week! So start looking forward to Sundays!

Early Release for Sleepaway Camp!

It's finally here! One of my all-time favorites, and I rewarded this movie with the 3rd-longest Kill Count to date at over 25 minutes long! Hope you enjoy it, and thank you so much for your support. No Explicit Version for this one, btw.

Explicit version of Leatherface Kill Count

Right on time this week! Thanks so much, patrons. Time for the next franchise.

PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH commentary track

Once again we've got a movie on Shudder for you - the latest (and greatest?) Puppet Master movie, the reboot "THE LITTLEST REICH". Thankfully this one had captioning.IF YOU ARE AT ALL SENSITIVE TO GORE you may want to skip this one? It's got some EXTREME kills and also the puppets are Nazis and they commit murderous hate crimes throughout the whole movie. Kind of a bummer but uh... at least you'll have me, Chelsea, and our friend KATIE MENDE in your ears to help you along the way. Let me know how you enjoyed it and thanks so...

Early Release for LEATHERFACE

Here it is! Our final Texas Chainsaw Massacre Kill Count. I hope you all enjoyed the journey. Thank you so much for all your support <3P.S. There WILL BE an explicit version of this one with a bunch of added footage for the second-to-last kill. So if you want to wait to watch it, that version will come out tomorrow.

Explicit Version of Golden Chainsaw Supercut

Little late with this, but patron NATHAN SMITH asked if I could release an explicit version of this supercut, and I figured that was a mighty fine idea for all you patrons who love the blood and guts.Oh and sorry that the AVP2 winner is different than the KC. I can't remember what happened there. But thanks for your patronage!