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RQG METACAST 8 - Sensitivity in Gaming

In this Metacast Alex, Ben, Bryn and Helen take time to discuss some thoughts, from both player and GM perspectives, on being sensitive and respectful when playing TTRPGs.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel BeckEditing this week by Lowri Ann Davies...

Countdown to 2020

Happy Monday folks!Hope everyone celebrating has had a restful & festive week and that everyone else's week has been good too. We've had a very peaceful week here at Rusty Towers, and I can at least say for myself that the downtime has been great - I didn't even take my laptop with me whilst I visited family! :PNot much more to say this week either, other than:OMG you're all wonderful! There are now more than 2000 of you supporting us in some fashion here on Patreon - and that's absolutely staggering for a group of friends w...

Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué

Mandatory Winter Holiday Client CommuniquéIncoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads;“So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this Board-forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft palette! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!”Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman;*ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH………Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation:“Take your flesh...

RQG Sexy Battle Wizards Holiday Special - Part 3

Join Alex, Bryn, and Helen as they reach the dramatic conclusion of Grant Howitt's Sexy Battle Wizards.This week sexy festive chaos ensues as our "heroes" make their final stand to try and save Christmas!Content Warnings:-Comic Blasphemy-Family ConflictThanks to this week's Patrons:Ghost, Amanda Williams, Elisabeth Banks, Brendan Tihane, Infini, PhoenixFlame, Saga Blomberg, Kristen Secrest, Genevieve A., Alexia De Leon, Corey Frampton, niblick_iii, Anna Loftus, Erin, Samantha Curtis, Alex, Ricky Dash, Samantha Cross, Sophie Talb...

Happy Quillmas!

Merry Monday-mas folks!Time for some rest & relaxation for all of us, hopefully. Not a lot to say this week, as you might expect, other than:The much awaited State of the Towers address will be coming on Monday 6th January 2020, where I'll talk about how 2019 has been for us and some of the things that 2020 will bring.Also, don't forget our The Magnus Archives fluffy interlude writing competition is still running, up until January 11th 2020. See last week's newsletter or the attached pdf for full rules.There's also a few days le...

[KNIGHTS] Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth #1

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth brings you, dear listener, everything you could wish to know about key events in the long-distant past of the planet from which we ultimately came from. Exhaustively researched - indeed many theoretical archaeologists died* to bring us this information.Today we learn about: The American War of Independence.Recorded live on location at The Cosmic Lounge.(* of completely accidental moisturiser poisoning)

[NOBLES] MAG009 - A Father's Love - Deluxe

Statement of Julia Montauk, regarding the actions and motivations of her father, the serial killer, Robert Montauk. Original statement given December 3rd 2002.This is the second of a test batch of Deluxe Season 1 transcripts, as we continue to trial a new production process to see whether this is a sustainable method for keeping them going.

Episode 28 - Deities and Determination

Episode 28Deities and DeterminationCLIENT - Kaliah TallettClient is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse AlcoholismSpecial thanks to Marcela Garciafor this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Ha...

RQG Sexy Battle Wizards Holiday Special - Part 2

Join Alex, Bryn, and Helen as they continue their adventures with Grant Howitt's Sexy Battle Wizards.This week the group infiltrates Santa's London headquarters. Will they be able to sleigh their foe or will their presents cause them to lose someone deer?Content Warnings:- Comic blasphemyThanks to this week's Patrons:Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, E...

Resting quills

Happy Monday folks!After all the rushing around and high energy of the last couple of months, we're settling in for a quieter few weeks at Rusty Towers to enjoy the Xmas period. There's still plenty going on behind-the-scenes meetings-wise, but we want to take some time to reflect on how things have gone.But after that, either on 30th December or 6th January (depending on how busy I am), I will bring you the State of the Towers address! I mentioned this briefly a few months ago, but for new folks here - I am aiming to give you a rundown...

Episode 27 - Sales and Schooling

Episode 27Sales and SchoolingCLIENT - ORIENTATIONNo client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries.Content Warning for: Comedic violence Emotional Abuse AlcoholismSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim Man...

MAG 160.2 - Season 4 Q+A Part 2

It's time for Alex and Jonny to answer more of your questions in the second part of our Magnus Q&A!Thanks to this week's Patrons:Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClairEdited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt & Alexander J Newall.Check out our merchandise at https://www.redbubble.com/people/rustyquill/collections/708982-the-magnus-arc...

RQG Sexy Battle Wizards Holiday Special - Part 1

Join Alex, Bryn, and Helen as they set out to save Christmas in this special play through of Grant Howitt's Sexy Battle Wizards!This week we meet the group's sexy characters: Lady Voluptuousness, Apocrypha Ponzie, and Kevin.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeighEditing this w...

It's over 9000!

Merry Monday folks!Wow. Thank you from all of us at Rusty Towers to everyone who made RQ: Gaming and Giving 2019 such a tremendous success. We set ourselves an ambitious target of raising £8000 for Mind, the mental health charity, and, honestly, we would have been very happy if we'd just managed to beat last year's total of £4500.But you all rose to the occasion, and smashed through all our expectations! The support & love & generosity has been overwhelming - and our current total stands at £9183 (with ticket sales & matched donation...

Episode 26 - Returns and Reassignments

Episode 26Returns and ReassignmentsPLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERRORMisalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/cloneContent Warning for: Comedic violence Physical violence Emotional Abuse AlcoholismSpecial thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, A...

RQG 140 - How Puzzling

Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they get help from their new kobold friend.This week Zolf is starting to lose his patience, Cel isn't okay with Hamid's assumptions, Azu loves a good smash, & Hamid is hungryThanks to this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdor, Joia Vita, James Rule, ProbsNotJosh, Izzy Aliberti, Ethan Morris, Debra Mitchell, Angharad, Sarah & Michelle Poiani, Matthew McCorkle, Nikki Nelson-Hicks, Vili Kaneli,...

Organised chaos!

Happy Monday folks!Well, that was a busy weekend - thank you so much to those who were able to come out and support us at Dragonmeet and/or London Podcast Festival for The Magnus Archives Live. It means a great deal to us. But no time to slow down just yet because...On Friday we have the return of Stellar Firma for Season 2! Yes, Trexel, David, Hartro & I.M.O.G.E.N. are back for more heavenly hijinks and celestial calamities, as we find out what happens next. A new season means new designs, but will it be a whole new Trexel?Also a reminder that...

[KNIGHTS] Rusty Bits #11

An excerpt from the Rusty Noble Discord Live event on Martin's Poetry from earlier in the year, as Anil talks a bit about how he came to write for Martin, H.P. Lovecraft's poetry and the background to a piece written for indie RPG Lovecraftesque, called The Piscean Problem.

MAG 160.1 - Season 4 Q+A Part 1

Welcome to the first of our season break episodes.Alex and Jonny answer your questions about The Magnus Archives and Season 4. Enjoy!Thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara mcCabe, & January GarciaEdited this week by Elizabeth Moffatt & Alexander J Newall.Check out our merchandise at https://www.redbubble....

RQG 139 - Blobs, Spikes, Spiders, & Booms!

Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they battle Twoozes!This week a flustered Hamid tries to figure out how to handle his new situation, Azu doesn't want to lose any more friends, Zolf has a lot of body positivity & Cel uses a unique potion.Content Notes:- Body Horror- SpidersThanks to this week's Patrons:Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Rob...

All crew to their posts

Merry Monday folks!The hive of activity that is Rusty Towers is moving at a buzzing pace now - we're just 6 days away from our very first live show for The Magnus Archives and just under 2 weeks away from both this year's charity livestream and the return of Stellar Firma!A quick reminder that this Saturday 30th November, we will once again be present in the Podcast Zone at Dragonmeet (Sat 30th November, Novotel Hammersmith). Me, Ben & Helen will be representing Rusty Quill there throughout the day, plus at 5pm there are 2 particular se...

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACE

The Magnus Archives... in SPAAAAACEStatement of T. Geistman regarding the circumstances of his assignment to, and later dismissal from, the Sales Department of Stellar FirmaLtd.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Irene Hausler, Erin Paige, Micaela Palmeiro, Connor E. Hohner, Ace Tayloe, Julia Meyer, Brant Casavant, Taffeara, Mrs. Widgery's Lodger, Wendy Kay, Mattanja Koenz, DTBR, Daniel Simmons, Emil Johansson, pewterandjaded, Yancy Zim, Clarissa, Emily Ritchie, OpalKat29If you would like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyq...

RQG 138 - Lightning Boy and the Kobold Killers

Join Alex, Helen, Bryn, Lydia, and Ben as they deal with the aftermath and continue back down the lighthouse.This week Zolf is still clever, Cel is comforting, Azu has good intentions, and Hamid makes quite an impressionThanks to this week's Patrons:Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315Editing this...

Space worthy

Happy Monday folks!November is proceeding busily for us, here at Rusty Towers - there are a lot of things happening at the end of the month/beginning of December which we're prepping for.So, alongside the first ever live show of The Magnus Archives and Rusty Quill: Gaming & Giving, I am pleased to say that we will once again be present in the Podcast Zone at Dragonmeet (Sat 30th November). Myself, Ben & Helen will be representing RQ and should be around for most of the day, so if you're there, come and say 'Hi'!In shows, the RQG...

[NOBLES] MAG008 - Burned Out - Deluxe

Statement of Ivo Lensik, regarding their experiences during the construction of a house on Hill Top Road, Oxford. Original statement given March 13th 2007.Surprise! It's back (kinda)!This is the first of a test batch of Deluxe Season 1 transcripts, as we trial a new production process to see whether this is a sustainable method for keeping them going. Fingers crossed that it is and that we can bring these to you on a regular basis once again.

[KNIGHTS] Rusty Bits #10

Jonny gets something.We managed to retrieve some footage from the depths of a hard drive, from when Rusty Towers was sent a mysterious package...It's probably fine, right?Featuring: Jonny Sims, Anil Godigamuwe, Lydia Nicholas, Alexander J Newall, Ben Meredith

RQG - Apocalypse World Halloween Special Part 3

Join Alex, Bryn, Lydia, Helen, and special guest Frank Voss in the Weird conclusion of Apocalypse World!This week everyone is paired off! Torque attempts a creative escape, Sundown has trouble with feelings, Grandma starts to fall apart, and Grubb makes a fracking entrance.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. ...

News breaks

Merry Monday folks!A very warm welcome from Rusty Towers to everyone, especially to the all new folks around here. If you have joined up recently, I would suggest you take a look through past news updates (all helpfully tagged as 'News') to familiarise yourself with the goings on around here.However, as a quick rundown of what's happening:- Rusty Quill Gaming & Giving 2019, a 12hr livestream in aid of Mind, the mental health charity, kicks off at 10am BST on Saturday 7th December 2019. Tune in at www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill for games,...

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered partial transcript

I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided.All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded).This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories.Thanks to this week's Patrons: Peter Davis, Charlotte Dunn, Nicky, Jordan Bouchard, Jaz Vallin, Jess?, Dane McGuire, Jessica Deyo, Rebecca Hansen, KippEditing this...

RQG - Apocalypse World Halloween Special Part 2

Join Alex, Bryn, Lydia, Helen, and special guest Frank Voss as they continue their adventures in Apocalypse World!This week things get dirty. Sundown regrets clearing their schedule, Torque continues their enemies-to-friends-to-lovers-slowburn, Grandma runs into trouble much to Grubbs's distress.Thanks to this week's Patrons:Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H ,Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatya...