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Frightful Fridays - 04
You ever notice that BATS spelled backwards is STAB? Makes you think!
RTP Bonus - 96 - Spooky Indeed
Day late on this one. No apologies.
161 - Socialism
From each according to his ability, to each according to his...posts? This week's episode, as chosen by ALICE, is all about socialism, the political belief that mommy and daddy freaking should pay for your iPhones and Starbucks lattes...
Frightful Fridays - 03
EEEEEEEEhehehehehehehehehe!
RTP Bonus - 95 - Malignant
Go see "Malignant," the latest shocking and thrilling film from M. Night Shyamalan, in theaters now #sponsored
160 - OnlyFans
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Frightful Fridays - 02
The ghost with the posts Crypt-ian is back with more stomach churning content.
RTP Bonus - 94 - Primitive Root
Jesus Christ
159 - NoFap
You've had blue balls all week waiting for the latest episode of report that pose or whatever this fucking thing is called who cares
Frightful Fridays - 01
It's the spooky season, and we've got a special trick or TREAT for you! Join Crypt-ian as he takes you on a terrifying journey through the darkest depths of online.
RTP Bonus - 93 - Button
A wonderful listener called in and said the N-word on the voicemail and he's black so we got to play it ^_^ We have no way to prove he's black but that's none of my business I'm just sippin the tea doe! Cuz we be on fleek!
158 - Air Travel
Folks if you thought airline food was bad, wait till you hear these posts! They're even worse! Thanks to STEPHEN for choosing this topic by literally paying money to do so at ReportThisPost.com!
RTP Bonus - 92 - Billhan Omaher
Christian lost a body part. Listen to hear which one!
157 - Israel
L'chaim!
LIVE 3rd Anniversary Show - 9/11/21 (video)
Video from the live 3rd anniversary show we did on 9/11. This was a fun one. I think. Can't remember, who cares.
LIVE 3rd Anniversary Show - 9/11/21 (audio)
Live show. Was fun. Or whteaver
156 - Stanley Kubrick
Whazzup droogs! This week's episode is all about the infamous director of THE SHINING and AMERICAN PSYCHO and BOONDOCK SAINTS, Mr. Stanley Kubrick himself. Big thanks to MIKE for selecting this episode. You can choose an episode topic as well by upgrading your Patreon membership or by heading to ReportThisPost.com and directly purchasing a topic.
Sorry folks, no bonus episode this week
Geiger got violently ill and was too weak/pathetic to record through it.We will make it up to you this weekend with our live 3rd anniversary Zoom show, which will be a mega-celebration of all things RTP. Plus Geiger will tell you why he was so sick and you will get to make fun of him for it. See you then
3rd Anniversary Live ZOOM Celebration
Never forget... to join us for a LIVE episode in honor of doing this thing for three fucking years.-Topic: Report This Post - THIRD ANNIVERSARY LIVE PATRON SHOWTime: Sep 11, 2021 09:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)Join Zoom Meetinghttps://us02web.zoom.us/j/83139084250?pwd=bkEvQkpqd1VtQnFmWjFKbmo1bUx0Zz09Meeting ID: 831 3908 4250Passcode: 224033One tap mobile+19292056099,,83139084250#,,,,*224033# US (New York)+13017158592,,83139084250#,,,,*224033# US (Washington DC)Dial by your location+1 929 205 6099 US (New York)+1 301 715 8592 US (Washingto...
155 - Grilling
Grab an ice cold brew and squirt that lighter fluid all over those briquettes as your guests demand the most charred hot dogs possible. Big ups to our pal TESS for picking this episode.
Report This Short - 15 - The Legend of Zelda
Welp Geiger became obsessed with Zelda thanks to his dumb Nintendo Switch so we had to do an episode about it. Somehow lotsa folks be thinkin that Zelda should be black or shouldn't be black, so there's some good posts here
154 - Vore
Bone apple tea!
RTP Bonus - 91 - Geiger Got A Switch
Just playing Zelda all day now
153 - Grease
It's the word! Plenty of people have opinions about this movie and they love to post about it for some reason. Thankfully we're here to find the good content you desperately crave. Thanks to RIGEL for picking this topic over on ReportThisPost.com
RTP Bonus - 90 - Stinky Tofu
Recorded this one at 9am on a Tuesday, so you know it's good
152 - Italians (with @realonlineboy)
Sam (@realonlineboy from Twitter) joins us to talk about Italians, one of the worst races of people on the planet. Buongiorno! Thanks to BORIS for picking this ep
RTP Bonus - 89 - Completely Non-Man
Geiger got into a car accident plus Christian's daughter is a White Nationalist!
151 - Academia
Thanks to listener DOCTOR Big Jim Fridge for choosing this topic about the soyboy nerds and eggheads that love homework so much, they spend the entirety of their prime years reading and writing about books and shit. Couldn't be me! Because I'm extremely dumb!
RTP Bonus - 88 - Oy Vey!
Christian breaks down the Chris Chan saga plus Geiger breaks out a real good accent for a post. Gotta tune in to find out more!

















