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The Gamer Chapter 1678 – A Sick Tribe
In the broadest terms, John was familiar with three kinds of native American communities, which then came in two different categories. There were those that held onto their old beliefs, those that partly modernized, and those that were effectively just another ethnic group within the culture they had been absorbed into. Between those there was then the category, or scale, of whether or not these people were still reeling from the trauma of colonialism.Societies doubtlessly could be traumatized and it did not necessarily take violent conflict fo...
The Gamer Chapter 1677 – The Dull Part
After such an eventful first night, one would expect that the days after were also covered in various happenings. This was far from the truth. Besides the constant orgies, which were always interesting, the only things the party did was explore.The jungle was… disappointing. The word ‘jungle’ evoked an image of massive trees, growing tall and dense enough that one could get easily lost. Sturdy vines slung over massive branches, a great variety of animals, insects, and fungi, all densely populating a massive area.What John got technically ...
The Gamer Chapter 1676 – Consider the Reaper
John woke up with a splitting headache.He had expected complications, yes, potentially massive ones, even. This was more than a complication, this was worrying, incredibly worrying even. “How is it only the second day of the expedition and we’re already dealing with Death? Capital D Death?!”“Stop being such a worrywart, tiger,” Rave told him and presented him with a bagel.Even while worried for their future, John could not resist the allure of cream cheese on round baked goods. A munch, some chewing, and a gulp later, he continued his...
The Gamer Chapter 1675 – City Steps [Claire POV]
‘Wonder how Layla is doing?’Claire rubbed the back of her neck, then glanced at the back of her hand. The brown skin was unfamiliar and yet not. Merciless rays had scorched her skin in a life long past. Paleness had taken its place once her vampiric powers had fully awoken. Sometimes she wondered whether her Innate Ability was truly just that or if she hadn’t been human to begin with.‘Why did I grow up in the desert anyway?’ she asked herself. Even before the sun had begun to burn her, she and her tribe had not been of a particularly ...
The Gamer Chapter 1674 – On her Own [Layla POV]
Layla felt a void in her heart.They had left. Layla had been informed of that fact well in advance, although she had not been told where to. She could have found out on her own. She was quite adept at finding things out about John’s whereabouts. It would cost her a pretty penny, but she could buy up all current conflict data in the world, then scan for any spontaneous smoothing over of the tides, then use the narrowed down 50 to 100 cities that fit in with the timescale to chip away at other things that betrayed the local influences of the ha...
The Gamer Chapter 1673 – Base Established
The negotiations concluded within 30 minutes.Most of the talks consisted of John answering questions or avoiding doing so. The final outcome of the negotiations was simple: the group before him would enter a vassalage contract with Collide for the time being, allowing him to use their property as his own. They would lay low during that time, assuring no undue attention came their way.In return, they would receive payment in high grade equipment above even what captains in the Fusion military were granted. Their wishes had been taken into accoun...
The Gamer Chapter 1672 – Touchdown
“We are now closing in on the airstrip,” Aclysia informed all of them.That was the warning to step it down on the orgy and start with the cleaning up. Fifteen minutes later, they were all out of the shower and clothed. Another five minutes later, the plane touched down on the airstrip.Ehtra, Salamander and Sylph were flying around outside. A precaution in case somebody had created their own Illusion Barrier on the airstrip. Chances for that were low, but they weren’t zero. John would rather not ram into another person or whatever else cou...
The Gamer Chapter 1671 – Bird Cat Wrangling
Velka was halfway up the stairs of the plane before she decided to sit down.John groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. He had been trying to coax Velka into the machine for the better part of thirty minutes. First he had needed to find her, then he needed to keep getting her attention every step of the way. “You annoying featherbrain,” he cussed out his favourite pet. “Get into the plane!”“Mreow?” the bird cat looked at his extended finger as if she was the average kitten and not a fully grown chimera with intelligence rivalli...
The Gamer Chapter 1670 – The Final Pre-Expedition Meeting
Sometimes, John looked at his harem and found it a genuine wonder that they all could be silent. This was not only because of several boisterous and chatty personalities in the room, but also because of the sheer scope of it. Back in school, any gathering of more than 10 students was constantly chatting about this, that, and the other. Few teachers had managed to suppress that desire for more than ten or twenty minutes at a time and even then there were whispers.To give his haremettes credit, they were more than an undisciplined gaggle of schoo...
The Gamer Chapter 1669 – Maids and Metra [Erotic Content]
Having the advantage of proximity, Claire and Delicia struck first. The unequal duo turned their previous nuzzling against his sides into a lustful embrace. Huge and petite breasts squished against his chest. Fingers pressed into the ample behind of the vampire. The maids took turns, offering their lips to him. Sweet, they tasted, one of minty chocolate, the other had the kiss of a fruit bat.“You love rubbing these heavenly soft things against me, don’t you?” John asked, getting a hand between his chest and that of Delicia. It took the en...
The Gamer Chapter 1668 – Perks, Perks, Perks Part 2
“Alright, next one,” John said, taking a pause to squeeze Claire’s thigh. The vampire was visibly tempted to keep his hand where it was, or draw it deeper between her legs, but let him go to do his thing.‘I’m just going to stop noticing repetitions,’ John thought. ‘No point to it, especially when the choices are good…’ “I can assume you’ll want the Immediate Return?”Claire smirked, hiding her crazy behind a veneer of cutely evil sexiness. “Obviously.” and more her bodysuit. Another entry into the weapons and equipment series.
The Gamer Chapter 1657 – Days until the Wedding 6 – Dragons and an Angel
Lu Zhi wore a dress that truly was of imperial fashion. That was to say, it was so utterly impractical that no one outside of a position of luxury could have ever justified even commissioning it.Three layers of fabric, blue, then gold, then green, covered her petite form, each of them silk. Besides her enormously wide sleeves and the part of the chest where the dress closed in an overlap, John would have only been able to see the outermost, green part, had it not been for the various cut-outs. The dress was a whole topography of painted mountai...
The Gamer Chapter 1656 – Days until the Wedding 5 – Bride and Groom
“Smile and wave, buddy, smile and wave,” Maximillian whispered out of the corner of his mouth.John suppressed a sigh and did as requested. The carriage rolled down the circular street around the palace of Prague for its third round. The street existed for two reasons: deliveries and royals showing off.Oftentimes, John found the running of the state to be a tiringly symbolic affair. However, his position as president had not even half of the esoteric value of Maximillian’s status as king.Irielz next to them was attached to her husband-to-b...
The Gamer Chapter 1655 – Days until the Wedding 4 – Math Rock
It was Thursday morning, after breakfast and breakfast orgies.John was left in the apartment with Momo, Scarlett, Gnome and Nia. “Is my country really going to be fine if the three of us aren’t working on anything?” the Gamer asked, pointing first at himself, then Momo and Scarlett.“This is why we decentralize issues, so efforts may continue to run while we take a rare break,” the redhead answered.“I don’t know if your power is that decentralized,” Momo pointed out. “You have pretty supreme powers over all of your companies....
The Gamer Chapter 1654 – Days until the Wedding 3 – Blessed Quiet
A jungle was not a place one associated with peace, yet it was so. The Jungle de Des, as it was called, existed in tranquil reverence to the mistress of this island.One hand raised, the other pressed to her chest, Undine swayed to the rhythm of her own song. Every note was a crystal reverberation, echoing between trees with the purity of a piano key. All chose to listen, from the birds that sat among the trees to the water spirits sitting in the surrounding soil.John did not choose to listen. He was too captivated by her beauty, too taken by th...
The Gamer Chapter 1653 – Days until the Wedding 2 – Bunny and Cat
“Ya ever wonder if we could Combine?”The question alone gave John a headache. It had been posed by Rave and was now being contemplated by Sylph. “I’d rather not deal with… Rylph?” he groaned and was promptly stabbed in the cheek by his unhappy fiancée’s index finger. “What?”“Ya still think of me as Rave sometimes – ya call me Jane! It’s been literal years, tiger.”“Well, I do address you as and call you Jane in my thoughts it’s just in the… you know, wordless thoughts, you’re Rave? Not sure if that makes sense?...
The Gamer Chapter 1652 – Days until the Wedding 1 – A big date
There was no way John could cram a proper Kingdom visit into the remaining three days until the wedding, so he did not try. Instead, he had Ehtra schedule something that he wanted to do all the time.Ehtra sat at the breakfast table, moving things around on her pad using a stylus. Everyone was paying close attention. The permanent secretary had even bound her hair up for this. She was taking to the look during work hours. A combination, John felt, of three factors. One, it was the expected aesthetic of secretaries in this day and age, two, it di...

