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Stealing Nazi Diamonds! | February Patreon Thank You

Tommonwealth Bank is being raided by Big Nose Inc. Which team will come out on top with the diamonds? It might be yours...NB: This was filmed in January and, due to changing how our payments are processed (start of the month instead of the end of the month), this video will cover January and February.

My Fetish | 18+ Version

Very sexy, try not to cum

'Finding a Magic Lamp' Lamp Giveaway

Hello there boys,It's prop giveaway time! This time around we're giving away the lamp that we sawed in two so that we could fit it into Elias' pants (his balls are MASSIVE so it was a tight squeeze). To enter into this giveaway, make sure that you are a $15 or higher tier Patron by 12pm Monday 2nd March (AEST). As always, we cover the shipping costs so you don't need to worry about paying a single cent for any of this.The winner will be contacted via Patreon on or after Monday 2nd February.NB: The lamp may still have genie cum i...

My Terrible Roommate | ALTERNATE CUT

Yooooo boooooys! Please enjoy this alternate cut of 'My Terrible Roommate' that includes a different, more SINISTER soundtrack.

He's Inside Of Me | 30 Minute Version!

Hey you beautiful people, please enjoy the new podcast, completely UNCUT for your viewing pleasure. Xo.

Can I Borrow Your Charger | BLOOPERS

Need to LAUGH? Then enjoy these outtakes from the newest video.

Off to Hogwarts | Naughty Cut | PATREON EARLY ACCESS

YOOOOOOOOOOOO, please enjoy this new podcast earlier than the non-patreon plebians. This is a special version that contains a little bit more content of us being way too fucked for what's allowed on youtube. Enjoy!

Snitches Get Stitches RAW GREEN SCREEN FOOTAGE

Hey boys, here's some more stuff to look at this week. ENJOY!

'Snitches Get Stitches' Mole Giveaway

Hey Boys,It's time for another prop giveaway. This month we're giving away the mole from Snitches Get Stitches. That's right, for the low price of being a $15 or higher tier Patron by 11am Monday 3rd February (AEST) you can get yourself your very own bit of blue tack that we made to look like a mole. We pay for shipping, so don't worry about that.The winner will be contacted via Patreon on or after Monday 3rd February.NB: Goob is not included in the giveaway.

Diet Fads EXTENDED CUT

Hey BOYS, please enjoy this week's extra content for the new vid. These are gonna be regular now. I PROMISE.

War, War Never Changes - December Patreon Thank You

Two kingdoms at war. Ninety-nine Patrons. One winner. Will it be you?

'AAAYYY' Shirt Giveaway

Hey Boys,We're giving away the shirt that got bloodied up during 'AAAYYY' (this shirt definitely is NOT connected to a real murder that we DEFINITELY didn't commit on the night of October 27th). To enter into the draw for the giveaway, make sure that you are a $15 or higher tier Patron by 10am Monday 16th December (AEST), as this is the day we'll be selecting the winner.If you win, you'll be contacted via Patreon and we'll send this bad boy out to you as soon as possible to dispose of any evidence. I mean, uh... Yeah...

Connor Getting Mad Compilation - September Patreon Thank You BTS

Behind the scenes from our September Patreon Thank You video. 2 minutes of Connor having to deal with Elias, Josh and Dad not playing along.

A Medieval Adventure - September Patreon Thank You

Hey! If you were already a Patreon at the beginning of September YOU are in this video. Connor, Elias, Josh and Dad craft a medieval story with YOUR names and we give you personalised animated characters!We'll be doing this every month as a thank you and October's video will be out in the coming weeks. Who knows what story we could throw you into!?We'd like to sincerely thank all of you as we couldn't be running CrackerMilk without your support. Thanks for your fucking money, dweebs.Love from,Josh (BTS and Patreon guy) and the r...

CrackerCast | Episode 4 - Patreon Exclusive Early Access

PATREON EXCLUSIVE early access to our latest podcast, CrackerCast Episode 4! Starring Tom, Connor, Elias and Gabby. This episode is truely chaotic.Thank you for supporting us through Patreon - it means we can keep making dumb shit like this. You're all very good boys (and girls).Much love,CrackerCrew

Dirty Talk: Behind The Scenes

Hey! Wanna see how we made our Dirty Talk video? As well as the start of PrAnKbOyS!, Tom's Patreon content prank show!? Check out this behind the scenes then you beautiful mofos.A massive thank YOU for supporting us here on Patreon - we couldn't be making this sort of content this regularly without you. Our September Thank You video will be out really soon!Love from,The CrackerCrew

Belt: Behind The Scenes

Did someone say extra content? Did they? Help ME am I hearing things?This is a behind the scenes for Belt. Dad's chocolate cake was yum.

No Context Needed: Patreon Ad

Enjoy what might be your very first piece of bonus content! So much more to come! Mwah.

Jingle Bells (BONUS SKETCH) | PATREON EXCLUSIVE

Well, well, well...We thought we'd give you beautiful Patrons a sweet, sweet, out of date exclusive sketch. Originally we made this and it was just too twisted for us to put up on Youtube. (Plus, we get in so much trouble with Youtube when we do anything sexual.Anyway, enjoy!

Sneak Peek of one of this week's new videos!

Dirt Farmers - Finding Buried Treasure: Behind The Scenes

Hey! Here's an extra bit of content from this week's behind the scenes video. Connor and Elias are dirt farmers, farming for dirt.Thank you for supporting us!

Finding Buried Treasure & Snake Realm: Behind The Scenes

Hey gang!Tom burns Connor's carpet, a map making contest (the loser has to eat their map) and a power play onset between directors. Check out this week's BTS for guaranteed* laughter!*CrackerMilk Pty Ltd does not guarantee that you will laugh at anything at all. Please laugh responsibly and at your own risk. CrackerMilk Pty Ltd reserves the right to make stupid jokes that only we find funny to humour ourselves.

WE NOW HAVE MERCH

Hey gang!Today we launched our very own merchandise for you to buy (if you want to)(please buy some so we can make more content more often)(we so dearly appreciate your Patreon support already and understand if you cannot afford a shirt)!There are 4 unique designs in 5 unique colours. Check them out and tell a friend! Or lover! Or abusive dad!Thanks,The CrackerMilk crew

Saying Goodbye & A Cool Trick Shot: Behind The Scenes

Long time no BTS. Josh (who edits our Patreon content) had to take a few weeks off CrackerMilk for reasons we're legally not allowed to divulge*. We've missed you dearly and are happy to share that all of the BTS will be released in the coming week.We've also got an exciting announcement coming on the weekend! Keep your ears peeled!*Josh killed a man and is on the run. We're hiding him in the garage of Connor's family home (39 Mollison Drive, Moorooka QLD 4105 AUS). He will only respond to three long knocks on the door and a...