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harness

“Harness the power of today. Seize the blessings of today! Make something happen, enhance your life, make someone laugh, help a friend, love, love, love!” ― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

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Control

“He was the kind of man I wanted: wild, hot, horny, and losing control. And it all pointed back to me, about how much I felt in control of him, with the power of my body.” ― Fiona Thrust, Naked and Sexual

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Plastic ..

We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Vo...

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Tried out

“I’d love to be tried out,’ I said, with a suggestive smile. ‘One should always explore something, before one goes in deeper.’I saw a little flicker of fun in his eyes.” ― Fiona Thrust, Naked and Sexual

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Sanity

The moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness, Her soul was taken from sanity.” ― Roman Payne

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Emotions

“My underwear is the on the road to my emotions.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

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Why I hide in closets

“Everyone gets killed in the shower. Don't you go to the movies? Psycho. Dead in shower. The MExican in No country for Old Men. Dead in shower. Michelle Pfeiffer in What Lies Beneath. Almost dead in shower, or in the bath, anyway. But she did that thing with her toe and got out OD. Still the shower, though...Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. Dead in shower. John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. Very dead in shower. But never closets. I can't think of anyone shot in a closet. This is why I hide in closets.” ― Derek B. Miller, Norwegian by ...

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False Expectations

“One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.” ― Anthony Liccione

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The Artist

“The artist is the lover showering essence on the world.” ― Victor Shamas, Deep Crea

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Feel better

“Water is healing. It is one of the main elements of life. We are more than 70% water, so we respond to it readily. It doesn’t just clean our bodies. That’s the least of it. It cleans our etheric body. That’s why almost everyone feels better after a long shower.” ― Donna Goddard, Nanima: Spiritual Fiction

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Cheers

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” ― Oprah Winfrey

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Sadistic

“This girl sparks my sadistic side.” ― Shinjirō, Taboo Tattoo, Vol. 1

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Nonsense

“I'm not some blushing schoolgirl, stop that nonsense.” ― Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

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Sculpted

Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting.” ― Christopher Paolini, Eragon & Eldest

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Vulnerable heart

“There is nothing more beautiful than a vulnerable heart in open hands.” ― Amanda Mosher, Better to be able to love than to be loveable

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Authenticity

“Scholars, theologians, and even poets have yet to be able to truly describe and touch upon the beauty, romance, and magic of a relationship built on 100% authenticity” ― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

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Curves

“How beautiful would it be if we could just see souls instead of bodies? To see love and compassion instead of curves.” ― Karen Quan, Write like no one is reading 2

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King

“the late afternoon sunlight, warm as oil, sweet as childhood ...” ― Stephen King, Carrie

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Dont be eaten

“Blue is for cruel bargains; green is for daring what you oughtn’t; violet is for brute force. I will say to you: Coral coaxes; pink insists; red compels. I will say to you: You are dear to me as attar of roses. Please do not get eaten.” ― Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless

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Dark

“It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,It lies behind stars and under hills,And empty holes it fills,It comes first and follows after,Ends life, kills laughter.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

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Darkness

“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” ― Mary Oliver

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Calendar

“Don't wait until February to start living in January.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

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Light a fire

“So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ... "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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OPS

“How's being in love with your middle brother's girlfriend going?” ― Mike Gayle, The Importance of Being a Bachelor

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Halloween

“Most people will tell you growing up means you stop believing in Halloween things - I’m telling you the reverse. You start to grow up when you understand that the stuff that scares you is part of the air you breathe.” ― Peter Straub

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The sjy

“The sky inside my head never turns blue. It if forced to stay red. By the demon, who is yellow inside me.” ― Akshay Vasu

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More

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Enjoy a freebee

For all to enjoy

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Temple

“All my life I’ve pursued the perfect red. I can never get painters to mix it for me.It’s exactly as if I’d said, “I want Rococo with a spot of Gothic in it anda bit of Buddhist temple” – they have no idea what I’m talking about.About the best red is to copy the color of a child’s cap in any Renaissanceportrait.” ― Diana Vreeland

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Give some back

“I’d had more than my share of beautiful today. Tomorrow I’d give some back, restore and replenish the world.” ― Rachel Hartman

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