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Early access!
Ok rage posting over (for now), time for the red latex I teased on my story earlier oh yeah. I have a bunch of these lined up so be ready š¤
New Tier!
I haven't really messed with the tiers since I opened this page, but several of y'all suggested that I add a mid range tier for those that want to support the moving efforts but (understandably) do not want to pay for the only other tier. I have been thinking of making a tier for posting progress on my art and print making, and I would like to be able to offer some form of compensation for any cost increase so I may post that stuff in the new $10 tier. Thank you to anyone who does decide to support monetarily, and thank you to those tha...
Elaboration
I saw some people asking for clarification, honestly the whole thing is kind of confusing to me too but someone put a very concise explanation in the comments so I wanted to share!
Mystery solved
Alright fellas. Strap in and strap on. If youāve been following me for the past year you know that I have been fighting a war of attrition with a mysterious health condition for what feels like forever. I have been to countless doctors and tried every homeopathic, OTC, and practical remedy imaginable but itās been getting steadily worse since last June when I dropped all that weight due to a respiratory issue. After dogsitting for two weeks and all of my symptoms completely vanishing, I realized it was something in my little windowless shit...
BILLING UPDATE
So as anyone that saw my previous post knows, come November all pledges through the IOS app are going to be subject to a 30% fee straight into apples pockets. Honestly Iām so disgusted by this on principle that I would like to ask anyone who is able to please switch to using the browser version of patreon (if youāre not using ios you get a massive W over apple plebeians, I know yall will be happy about that)I really do not want to up the prices on any of this stuff especially since itās even more money of yours going past me and to a corp...
Another W for patreon.
I donāt know if you all got this email as well, but it seems like weāre once again at the mercy of two monopolies having a pissing match so I wanted to make everyone aware of the situation.
Bruh
So much movement my ass is basically a cryptid, impossible to get a picture that isnāt blurry š
The video in question
I donāt have access to video posting on here sorry, but hereās some scs lmao
M(ass) retention
No genuinely how did it stay so fat through all of that. If any of yall saw that video I posted briefly on insta you know there was something in the water there
Weāre back!
Finally sleeping in my own bed again, somehow maintained pretty good leg mass but the arms need work, Iāll be posting as I get back into it!
Returning soon
Will be back from my dogsitting sequester in about 6 days or so
Sewing update
Finished the final draft of that orange kaftan design today! It was definitely a journey and I still have a lot to fix but it came out pretty good. Iāve captioned the pictures for anyone interested in the process :)
Dw the back looked better
Donāt think I forgot about yāall, the back was just too good to post anywhere else š
Big ol post
Iām gonna be out of town to do a favor for my family at the end of this month so I wanted to post something nice for yall before I left š«”
Society
Gotta say finding out Iāve been shadowbanned on insta for the past several months and the only thing that made it out was a bikini pic was fun. Ironically that sort of picture is what got me shadowbanned in the first place, so it seems the window of whatās āmarketableā to them is closing by the day. That and the same treatment every time I speak my mind on any social issue at all and my stance isnāt one version or another of the same extremism. All this to say I am increasingly grateful for having a place to share my experiences esp...
Coming soonā¦
Not sure which one of yall contributed to this set but the least I can do is let you see the resultsšāāļø
Rear view mirrors
I gotta be real these bottoms are not easy to photograph in but god willing I will figure it out
Early access?
I may or may not post a couple of these on insta, the background is a little cluttered but they look so good I want yall to see them:)
Poll winner!
As we expected the new bathing suit set was the winner! Iām not even mad I really love that one, and it was brought to you by a kind patron too. Hoping for some good weather to do another pool shoot in, my resources are limited but I think that one deserves a good backdrop. Iāve been desperately trying to get back into āgood enoughā shape to justify it with all the travel for family events, but at the very worst it will be a progress shoot for me to use as a reason to grow!
More(ruko) 2
As promised, some more Miruko. Iām grateful to have a place to post this cosplay honestly. After the absolute disaster I caused by posting her on tik tok like two years ago I assumed Iād never be able to post her again, and sheās always been one of my biggest body goals. Happy I get to share her with yall though!
More(ruko)
For those that wanted to see the rest of her
Bruh
I tried to post a big sewing update a couple days ago and it just straight up refused to post. Wonāt let me retry or anything and I had so much typed upš Anyway hereās the finished prototype. I have much to improve on but I just got my fabric in so Iām gonna implement all my changes on those and Iāll post the results here
Julyā¦
I think I owe yall some more Miruko if Iām not mistaken..
Here ye here ye
Come get y'all grain. Time for the second ever poll (I think)! The last poll had a bathing suit and that black corset top, and the bathing suit won. I suspect that will be the case again but I still wanna let yāall pick. What would you like the first post of July to be?Iāll get creative with the corset one most likely. Also Im so sorry the only reference I have for the bikini is in the dressing room, yāall donāt even wanna see the pictures taken of me at the pool in it I was caught so lacking š
Tryin on a bathing suit
Someone suggested a brazilian style bikini and I lowkey still donāt fully understand what that is but this oneās pretty cool, Iāll post pics when I wear it for real cause you know I kept my underwear ON in the changing room. I donāt know where this thing has been before me š
Cross post
I told yāall Iād be posting these here at some point but I hadnāt planned on sharing these specifically, theyāre too good to pass up though:D
The dress
This one was a challenge to get pictures in for sure so this probably isnāt the last youāll see of it. I do wanna do a shoot in that corseted long sleeve I posted a while ago too though š«£
How blue eyed people be lookin at you
Get her some brown contacts please
