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TG Caption - Side Piece

こんにちは Dragonsand Birdwatchers! We're coming to the end of the month, as the year truly enters its middle period at the tail-end of May. Some interesting captions coming on the main page over the next couple of weeks, and the cap from the latest Discord poll is on the way soon too! Something to look forward to, everybody.In TG Caption - Side Piece, an international traveller in Japan swaps bodies with a trophy wife with mixed results...text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/zmf1NBdzohWWE2iy1e1ibEQRK9O3xSXeC2Hche1cp9g/GDriv...

TG Caption - Figleaf Monastery

Sawubona Dragonsand Birdwatchers! If you haven't already had a chance to check it out, I recently worked on a small collab with the talented TGCapsCenter over on DeviantArt, so if you want to check out a Pokemon-themed two-parter definitely go and have a look. And if you want a weekly exclusive caption starring a hot, busty elf girl then... here it is 😁In TG Caption - Figleaf Monastery, a cursed video game turns a young man into a chesty elf nun... text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/yWSv1HcwvT7wGW73Lmb-FH3QUE--SGuTqRK7bGfBTa...

TG Caption - Sticky Caverns

Salutations Dragonsand Birdwatchers! Thanks for sticking around - the upload for today is a lil early as thanks for your support. Uploads on the main page have been slowing down a bit as I work through some writer's block ( -_- ), but the good news is that the train is now back out the station and getting some more great captions out for you again. Cheers and thanks to those of you who have been reaching out!In TG Caption - Sticky Caverns, an extremely well-endowed former man hates her forced night job...text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#...

TG Caption - Bottom Fighter

Cinco De Mayo Dragonsand Birdwatchers! Today's exclusive caption has nothing to do with the holiday itself, but the local Mexican restaurant here is running a 2-for-1 on burritos today, so something to get into the spirit for today. Something to look forward to!In TG Caption - Bottom Fighter, Alan loses a wager against an online friend and ends up bottom-heavy...text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/+bUAvs9PuqYNu9Dk31Eib5WhoxhtcAhQv7KcPZYtYH8/NEW! GDrive folder for May 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jjNdR5VghmHXGKik...

TG Caption - Roaring Jazz [Part Two]

Shazam Dragonsand Birdwatchers! Appreciate the wait - had to scrap the old part-two I had planned for this week after re-reading it and realizing that the ending was kinda lame, so here we are - Part Two, Version Two! Also, your favourite owl and TG caption writer (yours truly - unless there's some other TG caption-writing owl I'm not aware of) is just recovering from some sort of seasonal cold (don't worry, it's not bird flu!) but hopefully that'll pass by the time you hear from me next week. In TG Caption - Roaring Jazz [P...

TG Caption - Roaring Jazz [Part One]

Greetings, fellow humans(?) Dragonsand Birdwatchers! It's been another fine week. Anybody else been catching episodes of the new Fallout TV show on Amazon Prime? If you're a fan of the franchise (and really, even if you're not and you're looking for something to watch) it's pretty excellent. Also: for those of you in the Dragons tier, don't fret! More previews are on the way soon, when I can get 'em cooked up.In TG Caption - Roaring Jazz [Part One], a time travel mishap requires an interesting host body...text only: ...

TG Caption - Flat Return

Attentionall Fortnite gamers @Dragonsand @Birdwatchers! Thank you for the wait again, as I sort out some boring administrative stuff on this end. It's been a hectic week or two here at BluByrdy HQ, but neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night can stay this messenger from their duty of delivering you some high-quality, highly-degenerate caption fiction! In TG Caption - Flat Return, a sly comment about a woman at a bar comes back to bite Ethan in the 'ass'... text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/qQsuUMFB7rCxwLWkHNi2alQa1+...

TG Caption - Ulterior Motives

Good tidings Dragons and Birdwatchers! Hey, apologies yesterday's upload (if you're reading this and don't know what I'm talking about, the post has since been deleted): it's a reupload of an old Patreon cap! Thank you to those of you who pinged me, much appreciated and sorry! Thanks for the wait, and above: please find this week's actually new caption. Heard y'all like cowgirls...In TG Caption - Ulterior Motive, a victim of the Bovine Venus Syndrome thinks her researchers might have less-than-honest intentions...tex...

Caption - Titanic Troll

Happy Easter Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for the wait on this one - Blu has been enjoying the holidays with family abroad, and has now finally returned back home with warmth and an achy tummy full of chocolate. Hope everybody's been able to spend some time to celebrate in one way or another. In TG Caption - Titanic Troll, an online bully gets two very huge comeuppances... text only: https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/i3lU1LC5GKB5Jzh882d3LAH5mFmiNU8RfNxFadjlyWo/ GDrive folder for March 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cl7...

TG Caption - Hop In

Wazzup Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the issues recently surrounding the text-only links in the description - I'll be investigating alternate hosting options in the future as control-c (while a great site!) has started becoming unreliable. Only a minor thing, but expect to see that change over the next while.In TG Caption - Hop In, a run-of-the-mill mall visit turns into a nightmare when a Body Hopper visits...text only: https://controlc.com/3300102eGDrive folder for March 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cl7C030eYgCZ...

TG Caption - Leading Hell

Hail Sithis Dragons and Birdwatchers! The poll is still running for one more day, and it's currently a close match. So get your votes in before it's too late!In TG Caption - Leading Hell, a careless deal with a succubus results in extra responsibilities...text only: https://controlc.com/879bc1d1GDrive folder for March 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1cl7C030eYgCZZ_-hwN42yc_qXYD6-0AG?usp=drive_linkComplete Collection GDrive folder for March 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/18_0BQN-qFMwsAZ_RBzKr6BbsxmyptEgQ?usp=dr...

TG Caption - Boing Boing

Off-season's greetings Dragons and Birdwatchers! Is anybody else as obsessed with Balatro, the poker roguelike, as much as I am right now? I swear to Venus I'm starting to hear the main theme in my sleep. Be sure to check it out if you can, it's great. If you have a lot of time and sanity to burn, that is. Also! Keep an eye out, because the latest Discord poll will be up shortly after this is posted.In TG Caption - Boing Boing, a Swap Class jackpot isn't exactly the boon it seems...text only: https://controlc.com/598aaa24GDrive ...

TG Caption - Debt Paid

Aane Dragons and Birdwatchers! If March 3rd (today) is your birthday, that makes you a Pisces: your prediction for today is "today will test your flexibility and resilience. You'll find yourself at a crossroads, needing to make decisions that might feel a tad uncomfortable at first. However, embracing these changes will lead you to unexplored territories of personal growth and satisfaction." Personally I don't believe in any of that astrology stuff, but if you do, now's the opportunity to put yourself out there.In TG Caption...

TG Caption - Popularity Contest

Soo-Puhk Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the day's delays, but thank you for waiting - in exchange, enjoy this week's great new super-exclusive caption made just for you, my amazing patrons, as always. And don't forget: 2024 is a leap year, so keep an eye out for that this coming week.In TG Caption - Popularity Contest, a misplaced wish to be popular ends up having interesting consequences...text only: https://controlc.com/02ac88a6GDrive folder for February 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1inEDyCa3kRF5vztpy_BCsK...

TG Caption - Heart You

Su cuy'gar Dragons and Birdwatchers! This bird has currently been experimenting with some more 'artsy' caption ideas, so keep an eye out on the horizon for some captions that are a tad more experimental. But for now, here's your weekly upload: and not going to modest, it's a pretty good one.In TG Caption - Heart You, a man is forced to become a maid after learning not to mouth off...text only: https://controlc.com/3b89be51GDrive folder for February 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1inEDyCa3kRF5vztpy_BCsKKtZYHqy0D...

TG Caption - Substantial Struggle

H3770 Dragons and Birdwatchers! For our friends over in the States the Super Bowl is currently looming on the immediate horizon, but for those of us in more warm climates in the southern hemisphere, we're just trying to keep cool and enjoy the local weather. Good luck to whatever team you're rooting for!In TG Caption - Substantial Struggle, two rivals continue their usual competitive natures now as top-heavy ladies...text only: https://controlc.com/bae84054GDrive folder for February 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1inEDyCa3...

TG Caption - Hot Day

👋 Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting. What has everybody been up to recently? I've been working my way through the first few episodes of Delicious In Dungeon/Dungeon Meshi on Netflix, which I highly recommend! Lots of long lingering shots on delicious-looking two-dimensional food that will make your stomach rumble, so I'd suggest giving it a look on a full stomach...In TG Caption - Hot Day, a hot day leads to a couple of poorly-worded hot wishes...text only: https://controlc.com/b652db76GDrive folder for February 2024: http...

TG Caption - Fighting Twins

.... . .-.. .-.. --- Dragons and Birdwatchers! 2024 has been off to a good start, and it's only getting better. Today's caption is coming slightly earlier than usual, so you'll all have something to enjoy as we head into the last weekend of January.[CONTENT WARNING: INC3ST]In TG Caption - Fighting Twins, a single dad of twins must deal with the consequences of a badly-worded wish...text only: https://controlc.com/77e88b34GDrive folder for January 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hMF1m07irID06npC2SMbTQfK7a9FJJVl?usp=shar...

TG Caption - Strawberry Behind

What's kickin' Dragons and Birdwatchers? In the immortal words of the warrior-poet Ice Cube, I hope that '*today was a good day*' for everybody. Thanks to you all for sticking around in the new year - I hope things have gotten off to a great start, because there's always more captions on the way.In TG Caption - Strawberry Behind, a bitter coworker gets sweet revenge on a young employee...text only: https://controlc.com/7de240bbGDrive folder for January 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hMF1m07irID06npC2SMbTQfK7a9...

TG Caption - Self Report

Oi oi Dragons and Birdwatchers! Apologies for the 24-hour delay on this one, as something unexpected came up. That said: I think you'll really like the caption I've cooked up this week. Here's to kicking off 2024 with some more exclusive stories for you to enjoy.In TG Caption - Self Report, a young man is accused of 'cheating' on his girlfriend (with interesting results)...text only: https://controlc.com/00e2d289GDrive folder for January 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hMF1m07irID06npC2SMbTQfK7a9FJJVl?usp=shari...

TG Caption - Cleaning Care

Sav'aaq Dragons and Birdwatchers! Welcome to 2024 - made any resolutions yet? Me, I'll keep writing and releasing regular captions same as always. Let's summon some positive vibes and make this year even better than the last!In TG Caption - Cleaning Care, a one-night stand with a MILF creates two BIG problems...text only: https://controlc.com/a63d4d1bNEW! GDrive folder for January 2024: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hMF1m07irID06npC2SMbTQfK7a9FJJVl?usp=sharingComplete Collection GDrive folder for January 2024: https://driv...

TG Caption - Farm Simple

Howdy Dragons and Birdwatchers! It's reaching the end of 2023, a time to reflect on the year that was and the year that will be. What did you get up to over the last year? And what's in the cards for the next? It's been a great year for writing captions, as well as reading them, with so many new and up-and-coming creators across DeviantArt and beyond. So the best of luck to everybody for 2024!In TG Caption - Farm Simple, single small-town dairy farmer gets a happy ending...text only: https://controlc.com/bdeda1afGDrive folder for De...

TG Caption - Hotel Holiday

Aloha Dragons and Birdwatchers! And Merry Christmas to everybody! There's a more festive-themed caption going up on the public page tomorrow, but for now have something on the opposite end of the spectrum with today's exclusive. It's a boiling hot summer down here in the southern hemisphere, so enjoy a wholesome beach-themed caption to brighten up your day.In TG Caption - Hotel Holiday, a recent transformee has a drunken night out... text only: https://controlc.com/f6f81987GDrive folder for December 2023: https://drive.google.com/dr...

TG Caption - Heavy Cheating

Goedendag Dragons and Birdwatchers! I know this pic lost the recent poll, but I just *couldn't* resist putting this one together - please forgive me :blush: while we wait for the other one to arrive on the main BluByrdy page. Also, I'll be away and unavailable to be reached over the Xmas weekend period (next week) for any inquiries about payment/accounts/etc while I enjoy some well-deserved rest with friends and family. Hope you're all doing well as we enter the season.In TG Caption - Heavy Cheating, a broke math tutor enters a &#39...

TG Caption - Cleaning Experiment

What's kickin' Dragons and Birdwatchers? Today's a good day, and I hope we're all having a great week too. And my final reminder now to get that Christmas shopping in before it's too late if you're planning to give out gifts! Just a heads-up too that in a couple weeks - as the big day rolls around - I may be away from home for a few days, so the upload may be early or late (depending on how those plans come together). Enjoy this week's cap!In TG Caption - Cleaning Experiment, a body-swap test goes wrong for one young...

TG Caption - Colorful Corruption

Kalimera Dragons and Birdwatchers! With Thanksgiving out of the way the Xmas season is upon us, so it's time to start getting your shopping done early (if you're forward-thinking enough to get it out of the way before shipping becomes a nightmare). Hope those of you in the northern hemisphere are ready for the cold! Meanwhile down here in Australia, it's forecasted to be one of the hottest on record.In TG Caption - Colorful Corruption, an amateur writer gets transported into his own dirty story...text only: https://controlc.com/02bd...

TG Caption - Popular Bully

Happy Thanksgiving Dragons and Birdwatchers! At least, for those of you in the states (which is most of you, judging by the analytics) - elsewhere in the world we're all just enjoying the Black Friday sales. I hope most of you got an opportunity to spend time with friends and/or family, or at the very least got to stuff yourself silly with great food. In TG Caption - Popular Bully, a put-upon boy gets revenge on a cruel popular girl by swapping their bodies for a day... text only: https://controlc.com/0a509c4b GDrive folder for November 202...

TG Caption - Across Oceans

Auta I Lome Dragons and Birdwatchers! Thanks for waiting - today is another Patreon release, and I'd like to spotlight another writer. My friend TGCapsCenter (https://www.deviantart.com/tgcapscenter) is a super-talented writer of TG Captions that I'm sure many of you have already heard of, but if you haven't, you'll really enjoy their stuff. Go check them out!In TG Caption - Across Oceans, a teaching gig in Japan becomes a permanent stay...text only: https://controlc.com/6df6facbGDrive folder for November 2023: https://drive.goo...

Caption - Sweaty Rivalry

Allianchu Dragons and Birdwatchers! And thanks, as always, for sticking around. Today's caption is out (and it's another one I think you'll really like), and if anybody has anything they'd love to see in an upcoming poll please let me know in #⁠exclusive-chat. Otherwise, I need to catch up on Attack on Titan now that it's finished In TG Caption - Sweaty Rivalry, bitter sabotage between rival track runners goes too far... text only: https://controlc.com/122035f1GDrive folder for November 2023: https://drive.google.com/driv...

TG Caption - Warm Springs

Ayubowan Dragons and Birdwatchers! And hope everybody had a spooky Halloween (and got transformed into cute monstergirls, if that's your jam). In case you missed it, I recently worked on a spoOoOoky collab with a few other DeviantArt caption creators, so be sure to check that out. November's first caption is here, and honestly I think this is a pretty great one - I hope you enjoy it too!In TG Caption - Warm Springs, a plan to sneak into a private hot spring has unforeseen consequences...text only: https://controlc.com/ece38b0fGDrive fol...