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happy meal

the moral of this story? sometimes things just work out! <3

dramamine post The Wand of Cersei from patreon

At that, they shouted, and called to her, and Circe came to open the shining doors, and invite them to enter: and so they innocently followed her inside. Eurylochus alone, suspecting it was a trap, stayed behind. She ushered the rest in, and seated them on stools and chairs, and mixed them a brew of yellow honey and Pramnian wine, with cheese and barley meal. But she mixed in wicked drugs, as well, so they might wholly forget their native land. When they had drunk the brew she gave them, she touched them with her wand, and herded them into the ...

l8r g8r

happy vore day, folks!

star rider

In the middle of the goings-on, Grady realized he could see his breath, panted out in big steam clouds. He felt something catch in the back of his mind like someone was hotwiring a car back there, and then it was all in front of him. Leng.It reminded him of one of those paintings you'd see in an Italian restaurant, where one wall is painted to look like a rolling orchard in Tuscany. But here, the wooden slats of the barn interior became a cold expanse of blue plateaus that seemed to float footless in the void, like great temples--monuments ...

zooted

"someone get this guy's keys!"

next in line

"order up!" ding!

royal treatment

"Wow," said Roba, fastening the rope to the brass ring on the wall. He looked at the tiger, impressed. "Your father's the king, where you're from?" "Technically, he's Qhagan," said Apa. "The Khan of Khans." He had never been to a brothel before and felt full of nervous, chatty energy. "A Qhagan's authority countermands local judgments, even where there are other rulers." "Well, tonight," grunted the elephant, hefting him into place. "I'm the Khan of you."

more heat, less light

"Proboscidean culture developed from the conditions of its homeworld: an hot gaseous exoplanet famous for being less reflective than a piece of coal (and infamous for hiding an unknown number of prisons, gas mines, weapons facilities, and other industries that benefit from its essentially opaque atmosphere. The Proboscidii call their homeworld Yauhaahsh, a phrase meaning both "our gift" and "more heat, less light." -Kepler-1b, SpacerWiki"...After a disastrous initial contact with Local System ambassadors in 5649 GE, Yauh...

pleasure-pits of kepler-1b (WIP)

TrES-2b (also known as Kepler-1b or GSC 03549-02811b) is an extrasolar planet orbiting the star GSC 03549-02811 located 750 light years away from the Solar System. The planet was identified in 2011 as the darkest known exoplanet, reflecting less than 1% of any light that hits it. Reflecting less light than charcoal, on the surface the planet is said to be pitch black,[5] although, given its closeness to its parent star, it would still visually have a very high surface brightness. The planet's mass and radius indicate that it is a gas giant ...

signs 1/4

Sign, signEverywhere a signBlockin' out the sceneryBreakin' my mindDo this, don't do thatCan't you read the sign?

mr ladykiller

he's got a way with words!

off to the races

dramatic thunderclap sound effect!!

snoqualmie tunnel

"C'mere kid, lemme show you around!"

pri-mates

"they're room-mate, pri-mates," he almost whispered, gesturing with his hands before bringing them together, fingers interlaced. "Pri-Mates."

magic grant

"hey babe, it still fits!!"

madoc tats

just a little trip to the baths

C.R.U.

theodore "teddy bear" koski cordyceps response unit (retired)

lucy, i'm home!

domestic bliss!

grant sketches

big bearded boy!

soul gem

"Dragons are particularly susceptible to crystal matrices (perhaps because dragons are drawn to treasure?) and can produce an immense amount of arcane energy. It is said that the most powerful sorceres and magi have whole cabinets of them..."

acting reel, 2008

"Oh my GOD look at baby Grant!!! when was this, like 2007??""i can't believe it man, that's crazy you worked for the -actual- Big Sausage Pizza..""You really grew into your dick, man." "Yeah, for sure.""Wait, hold up... pause the video right there. Is......is that a tattoo of the SoBe logo?"