Flash Fiction: Blessed Be the Hole
🕑 Added 2025-08-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTCA holy vow. A forbidden temptation. A talking fleshlight with a mission.
My newest NSFW short story is live: Blessed Be the Hole follows a young paladin who’s taken a strict vow of chastity… only to find himself the reluctant custodian of a magical, sentient fleshlight. Is it a divine test, a demonic trap, or something weirder? Either way, he’s in way over his head. (heh-heh.)
🖼️ Click the image gallery for all of the variant illustrations — a before and after, plus a full-screen scene.
Oddly enough, this was inspired by this bonus cartoon...

This one’s got comedy, kink, and a little bit of soul-searching — in all the wrong places.
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Comments
Kevin Quigley
Love the nickname given by the novices!
Brad Guigar
I hadn't heard of him until now, and I just got done checking out some of his stuff. What a great comedy voice!
ufgrat
Reminds me of an old Dave Allen joke. As a kid, at a funeral, he misunderstood the blessing, and thought it was "In the name of the Father, the Son, and into the hole he goes."