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Meanwhile... Jack's Last Gourd-Bye
Halloween’s over, and Desi’s packing up the decorations—but one little spirit isn’t ready to go just yet. Unfortunately for Spider MacKenzie, that means adding a little insult to his injury.Enjoy this spooky (and slightly tragic) post-Halloween send-off, exclusively for our awesome Patreon supporters! 🦴 Thanks for keeping the Evil Inc offices hauntingly active year-round! 💜I'm going to be watching this classic tonight as I celebrate Halloween eve. How about you?TranscriptComic titled "Meanwhile… Jack’s Last Gourd-Bye.&...
“The Perfect Date” — Goblin Girl’s Autumn Surprise 🍂
It had been the perfect date… until the goblin girl discovered her gorgeous holstaur companion wasn’t quite what she seemed. 😏This commission has three versions:Micro FictionIllustrationClose-upThis new commission captures the spirit of the fall festival — flirty, funny, and a little bit muddy. You’ll find all of the other Goblin Girl commissions gathered in the image gallery above, so you can follow her misadventures from first blush to final splash!💦🍁 “The Perfect Date” joins the ever-growing Goblin Girl collection — wh...
Meanwhile...
🎃 It’s Halloween—the one night a year when it’s perfectly acceptable to wear spandex in public, bribe children with sugar, and pretend you haven’t already been to this house three times.Costume repetition? Check. Sugar-fueled chaos? Double check. Mild parental confusion? Absolutely.And yes, that is the fourth Captain Heroic tonight. Phenomenal Lass is keeping count. 🍬 🦸♂️ 🍬 🦸♂️ 🍬 🦸♂️ 🍬 🦸♂️LEGION OF ARCH-NEMESES!The open spot in the Legion of Arch-Nemeses reward tier has been filled!...
🔑 The Final Key Turns: “Mad Monster Key Party” Wraps Up!
It’s the last rendezvous in the Mad Monster Key Party series — and it’s a killer. 🧛♂️💋⚡️ Dracula and the Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster bring things to a close in style (and a little confusion) on top of… well, you’ll see.I’ve gathered every comic in the Mad Monster Key Party series into the image gallery above — so you can relive all the monstrous mix-ups, sexy swaps, and graveyard giggles from start to finish.Cheers to a frightfully fun finale! 🍷💀
Evil Inc Shareholder Report: Halloween Home Stretch
We’re headed into the Halloween Home Stretch! Here’s what’s coming your way in the last week of October.Evil IncI’ve finally completed the outline for the next Evil Inc storyline. I’ve got something planned that I think you’re really going to love. While I ramp that up, I’ll be doing a few more “Meanwhile…” strips to tide you over. On Tuesday, trick-or-treaters visit the doorstop of Phenomenal Lass!Coming Soon, on PatreonI’ve got a couple of sizzling commissions coming your way! First, a Goblin Girl comes home from a night...
Hands-On Training
Hands-On Training • Corinthian Fertility Clinic • Story #3The Corinthian Fertility Clinic series continues with a brand-new, full-length story — of slow-burn tension, domestic chaos, and outrageous comedy. ⏱️ 5,482 words / ~22-minute read.Also in this series...Fertility Clinic Follow-UpClinical ComparisonIn Hands-On Training, a young couple’s life takes another unexpected turn when they hire a college-aged helper through the clinic’s placement program. He’s eager, polite… and he's in way over his head. Between a new baby,...
Evil Inc After Dark #80, Page 3 — Real Housewives of Transylvania
💋 The Mummy’s Secret Diary — Unwrapped!Turns out The Feast of Bred and Circuses, The Performance of Mars and Venus, and The Rites of Demeter weren’t the assigned readings after all! 😳The Housewives are scandalized… but not for long. Once they realize they’re holding centuries of firsthand experience in the arts of love, lust, and ritual, forgiveness comes easy. Especially when the Mummy offers to demonstrate one of her “women-only” rites — purely for cultural enrichment, of course.This page wraps up our three-part Real Hou...
Miss Match... Vampire
I was scrolling through my commissions looking for illustrations of female vampires for a friend's project, and I was kind of amazed at the number of commissions I've done, imagining Miss Match (and other characters) as vampires. Some of them, like the first one in the image gallery above, hold up pretty well!
Meanwhile... Joke O'Lantern
In this edition of Meanwhile..., our favorite wisecracking pumpkin shares a Halloween party story with an unexpected twist. I didn't write this joke, but I felt like it would be the perfect inappropriate joke for this little Jerk O'lantern to tell in the office!🚨 A spot just opened up in the LEGION OF ARCH-NEMESES! 🚨 $50/month gets you a custom digital commission every other month — and this tier is capped at 8 members. These slots rarely stay open for more than 48 hours.👉 Join the LegionTranscriptA four-panel black-and-white...
Too much of two good things
Things get wildly awkward in this month’s new story — when a college-aged “bull boy” joins a young family to help out around the house, only to discover that the new mom has a few… unforgettable after-effects from her fertility treatment.You’ll get the full story this Sunday — a perfect mix of comedy, chaos, and temptation straight from the Evil Inc After Dark universe.Behind the scenesWhen I posted the EiAD page below*, I was inspired to do a story for EI Erotica titled Fertility Clinic Follow-Up. That went over so well, I wrote ...
Meanwhile... The Possessed Pumpkin
🎃 Some office decorations just don’t know when to quit. Desi's enchanted jack-o’-lantern has a filthy mind and a bad sense of timing — a truly dangerous combination. When Giant Tess tries to steer the conversation away from Catnip’s “cans,” he pivots to Halloween jokes… which somehow manage to be even worse.This one’s a perfect mix of spooky and snarky — just another day at the Fairmount branch.💀 Read the full strip above, and come back next week for more Evil Inc mischief. Check out this week’s newsletter for a fu...
🎉 New Comic: Mad Monster Key Party – Mrs. Wolfman and Dr. Jekyll 🧪🐺
What happens when classic monsters mix, mingle, and maybe get a little more than they bargained for? Mrs. Wolfman just had quite the experience with Doctor Jekyll... and Mr. Hyde! 😏You can find all of the Halloween single-panel comics in the Halloween Collection. You should see a link at the bottom of this post.Evil Inc EroticaYesterday, when I released the newest Evil Inc Erotica story, Patreon was causing some download errors 🙄, so I've made the files downloadable in two ways. There are Dropbox links at the end of the post, and they...
Pumpkin, Pumpkin, Peter Eater
NOTE: Since Patreon was causing some download errors 🙄, I've made the files downloadable in two ways. There are links at the end of this post, and they are available as attachments to this post.When Miss Match leaves for her annual tryst with Jack O'Lantern, she leaves something to keep Captain Heroic occupied. This story’s equal parts sparks, smirks, and scandal — served with a knowing wink and just enough candlelight to make you blush. Download it as a PDF or ePub (attached to this post) and enjoy a little moonlit misbehavior. ...
Evil Inc Shareholder's Report — 🎃 The Monsters Are Out... and They’re Getting Frisky
October is in full swing, and things are heating up at Evil Inc. We’re halfway through the Halloween countdown, and that means more spicy monster mayhem — plus a few tricks (and plenty of treats).Evil IncDesi has enchanted a jack o’lantern with a spirit to serve as an office decoration. This little fella was so fun to draw, he’ll end up sticking around for a few more strips.Studio SoundtrackStudio soundtrack lately: Mostly silence. I like to hear my thoughts. Everyone else insists it sounds like clown honkers. However, I have enjoyed a ...
🎭 Evil Inc After Dark #80, Page 2
Net-fixed and ChillOur favorite ancient temptress trades fertility rites for front-row seats as a Roman senator escorts her to a performance of The Loves of Venus and Mars.When the “actors” start getting a little too method, it’s hard to tell where myth ends and mischief begins. Let’s just say the curtain doesn’t stay down for long.🩸 October on Patreon — Halfway to Halloween!We’re officially at the midpoint of my month-long Halloween celebration, and things are heating up:This Sunday: a new Evil Inc Erotica tale inspired by tha...
Meanwhile… Desi’s Halloween Decorations
It was supposed to be a simple assignment—decorate the office for Halloween. But a seemingly harmless pumpkin brings more than just festive cheer to the workplace.TranscriptTitle: Meanwhile... Desi’s Halloween DecorationPanel 1:Desi: "You have ONE JOB: Halloween decor. Think you can handle it?"Ghost (continued): "Sure thing!"Panel 2:Caption: Later...(No dialogue. Desi places a carved pumpkin on a desk.)Panel 3:Pumpkin: "YOWZA! Lookit the cans on the blonde!"Panel 4:Catnip: "ALL RIGHT. Who enchanted the sexual-har...
Pumpkin-Spice Power-Up
It’s Halloween night, and Miss Match is in rare form — her costume more “trick” than “treat,” her grin promising both. Captain Heroic might have planned on a quiet evening, but she’s got other ideas involving candlelight, mischief, and a suspiciously glowing gourd.This commission includes:Micro Fic versionNo text versionClose-up Detail👻 Coming SoonI liked this commission so much, I wrote a full Evil Inc Erotica story around it! Here's a sneak preview. You'll get the full, knee-trembler on Sunday.As the night went on, He...
Curse of Rafinesque
Here's a special Phables comic I did back in 2006. I love to share every Halloween.It's the (mostly) true story about a botanist who taught at Transylvania University in Kentucky (the place really exists). When he was caught with the college president's wife, he was ousted from campus. Upon leaving, he placed a curse on the institution, and, supposedly, every seven years, something tragic happens at Transylvania University.The last "Curse Year", by the way, was 2018, so we're due for the next one...Hmmmm.Phables was a we...
Desi’s New Hire from the Afterlife
When Desi taps into the arcane arts to summon a lost soul, she expects fear and obedience. What she doesn’t expect is a ghost who’s just relieved to escape the purgatory of customer service. Enjoy this fun peek into the daily grind of a demonic office worker with a flair for the dramatic — and a questionable recruitment process!One of the added benefits of these "Meanwhile..." strips is that they give me a chance to explore a little backstory or share extra details about the characters. In this one, we get a bit more insight into ...
Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (and That’s the Fun Part)
This week’s Mad Monster Key Party installment unwraps a new twist — literally. As our sultry mummy peels away her wrappings, she addresses her invisible lover with a sigh:A new cartoon drops every Monday in October, leading up to a special topper comic on October 30th!Guide to HalloweenI use a Patreon feature called Collections to catalog my exclusive content, making it easier for you to access. There are alotof Halloween-themed Collections — and they're all available as part of your membership! Here's a quick guide.October 2024 ...
Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Oct. 12
🎃 Welcome to the spooky season at Evil Inc!The latest Evil Inc chapter has wrapped, which means it’s time for me to take a little creative breather — and that means “Meanwhile…” strips, Halloween one-shots, and a few monstrous surprises for Patreon backers.Every October, I go a little mad-scientist with bonus comics, Real Housewives of Transylvania episodes, and pumpkin-spiced perversion. This year? Oh, it’s no different. In fact… it’s deader than ever.👻 Evil Inc’s Halloween Costume PartyA reader asked who the Evil Inc c...
Evil Inc After Dark #80 — Real Housewives of Transylvania
🧛♀️ REAL HOUSEWIVES OF TRANSYLVANIA RETURNS WITH A TOME FROM THE TOMB!October is here, and that means it’s time for our annual return to Transylvania — where the monsters are deliciously messy and the gossip is to die for.This year, the Housewives are starting a book club, and naturally, The Mummy — a.k.a. The World’s First MILF — brings the first selection. Verona (one of Dracula’s brides) takes one look and declares it “a real smutfest.”But of course, everyone else — Vera Wolfman and the Bride of Frankenstein inclu...
Meanwhile... Dr. Muskiday joins a team-building event
Corporate retreats can be tricky — especially when your coworkers were stitched together in a lab. In this Meanwhile… strip, Miss Match gamely tries to guide Doctor Muskiday and his “team” through a simple rock-climbing outing. But when mad science meets management strategy, you just know someone’s going to take the term team-building a little too literally.TranscriptTitle: “Meanwhile… Doctor Muskiday Joins a Team-Building Activity”:Panel 1Setting: Inside the Fairmount Rock Climbing Wall gym. Miss Match stands in front of a sign...
Meanwhile... A Shocking Night In
Love is in the air — and maybe a little ozone, too. In this Meanwhile… strip, Lightning Lady lets her guard down for an evening with her favorite minotaur chef. A delicious meal, a little flirtation, and a hint of what’s to come make for a date night that’s positively electrifying.Mad Monster Key partySomething strange and sexy is brewing every Monday in October… my NSFW-level Patreon backers are getting exclusive new cartoons from my “Mad Monster Key Party” series.Classic movie monsters, a touch of 1970s hedonism, and plenty of t...
LEWDcrate has been delivered!
Your successful Patreon pledge gives you access all month long to LEWDcrate, my massive archive of NSFW comics and illos —plus the complete Evil Inc archive since 2016... in full-page format! This is another excellent way to access the 1600+ NSFW comics and illustrations I've posted!How to get your rewardIf you log into Patreon, you should see a little word-balloon icon when you sign in to Patreon.On a desktop computer, it should appear along the top (as shown above)If you, too, are a Patreon creator, you'll see it in your dashboard a...
Mad Monster Key Party: A Swingin’ Night of Frightful Fun 🗝️ 💋
Lock up your crypts and polish your bolts, because the monsters are getting kinky!In today's NSFW cartoon, we start a series I'm calling the Mad Monster Key Party. It's loosely based on this Courting Disaster from (holy cats) 8 years ago!For the uninitiated: a key party was supposedly a 1970s suburban tradition where couples would toss their car keys into a bowl, and everyone went home with someone new. Think of it as wife-swapping with a side of polyester and regret.Of course, it may have been total bullshit. From the San Francisco...
Evil Inc Shareholder Report — Closing One Chapter, Opening New Portals
October means one thing around here: Evil Inc goes full monster mash. While I plot the next chapter, I’m treating you to “Meanwhile…” strips, a few wickedly funny bonuses, and a cozy send-off for our favorite Lethal Librarian.On Patreon, the spooky season is already in full swing — with new NSFW comics, a few risqué commissions, and a Real Housewives of Transylvania story that’ll raise more than spirits. Oh, and Lightning Lady? She’s finally closing those portals… the hard way.Evil IncIn this "Meanwhile..." comic I coul...
Evil Inc After Dark # 78, Page 2 — When the Multiverse Comes… Again
Years ago, Lightning Lady’s super-charged fling with Marquis ripped open a series of portals — each one connecting to an alternate-universe version of herself. She talked to Miss Match about it in the previous chapter.You can read it in Evil Inc After Dark #16 — Patreon | EiAD website.Now, in EiAD #78, she reveals to Miss Match how they sent them all back home. Spoiler: It took more than a little spark to close those portals…Cumming Soon...It's October, and that means a new Real Housewives of Transylvania story is on the way. Here&#...
Meanwhile... Captain Heroic Checks In for Monitor Duty
"Meanwhile…" is a series of standalone comic strips that spotlight slice-of-life moments in the Evil Inc universe. These quick peeks run while I’m developing the outline for the next big chapter of the main story.In this installment, Captain Heroic steps in for monitor duty, giving Wingman the night off. When Wingman mentions he has “mixed doubles” lined up with Amazing Amazon, Captain Heroic assumes tennis is on the agenda. But the truth? Let’s just say Wingman’s plans are a little less about rackets and a lot more about ro...
October NSFW desktop wallpapers, mobile backgrounds, calendars and more!
🔥 Catnip + Witchcraft = Very Naughty Night🔥Your devices are about to get very, very naughty this month… with 27 files of seductive chaos:✨ Desktop wallpapers (multiple sizes)✨ Mobile backgrounds✨ Printable calendars (US Letter & A4)✨ A custom avatar for the Evil Inc DiscordThe stars of the show? Catnip and Knight Walker at a Halloween party. Catnip is irresistible in her classic kitty look — tail, ears, and all — while Knight Walker is witchy, wicked… and armed with a laser pointer aimed at her own irresistible pussy. 🐾...
