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Evil Inc, Tuesday, April 8, 2025
🕑 Added 2025-04-05 23:00:05 +0000 UTCHaving found her boyfriend in the arms of an alternate-universe version of herself, Lightning Lady storms out — leaving Angus the Minotaur and this new woman to have a heart-to-heart chat.
Transcript
Evil Inc – April 8, 2024
By Brad J. Guigar
[Panel 1: Caption: "Back at the safehouse..."]
Angus the Minotaur stands shirtless, wearing a green plaid kilt and holding a mug. A woman in a green blouse confronts him.
Lethal Librarian: "Wait... so, you were cheating on her... with her?!"
[Panel 2]
Close-up of Angus and the woman. Angus looks surprised and defensive.
Angus: "I'm sorry... we should prep your upcoming scheme—"
Lethal Librarian (interrupting): "No way! This is some serious Stanislaw Lem* s#it right here! What happened next?"
(*Caption: "Author of 'Solaris.'")
[Panel 3: Caption: "Well..."]
An exterior shot of a brownstone building. Lightning Lady storms out, slamming the door behind her. Sound effects: "SLAM", "tinkle", "Good DAMN it!"
[Panel 4]
Inside, Angus catches the blonde woman and hurls her against a wall.
Angus: "If you're not the real Lightning Lady, what are you doing here?!"
Sound effect: "WHUMP"
[Panel 5]
Angus and the blonde woman face each other.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "I've been trapped in this dimension for years. In my reality, you and I got married."
[Panel 6]
Angus and the blonde woman sit close together, talking emotionally.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "I've been looking for you for so long! Last night, in your arms, it felt like coming home..."
[Panel 7]
She leans into him with a sly smile.
Alternate-universe Lightning Lady: "...and you made that happen, like, nine or ten times!"
Her shirt reads: “Between the Covers Where the Magic Happens.”
Comments
Brad Guigar
thanks.
Perry F. Bruns
In the intro, I think you mean "Lightning Lady...." Unless there's another parallel LL running around (please?).
Brad Guigar
Hey… she’s a librarian! I had to come up with something good! 😂
Mr. Nobody
Lookit Mr. Fancy Pants over here, showin' off his knowledge about some Polish book called "Solaris" and what not. Tryin' to act all high and mighty, like he's better den the rest of us.
