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🕑 Added 2025-07-04 11:29:45 +0000 UTC🎤 Karaoke Night: Secrets, Solos & Showdowns! 🎤
This week’s full-page comic brings all the drama — on stage and off. As the team hits the karaoke bar to blow off some steam, tensions rise and hidden rivalries come to light. Desdemona stirs things up by inviting management to the mix, and Count Spurlock is not ready to let go of his Bohemian Rhapsody solo. Meanwhile, Cassie and Miss Match have a heart-to-heart that’s as intense as any power ballad.
From surprise vocal showstoppers to backstage ultimatums, this one's got everything: laughs, threats, and Patti LuPone-level belting. Enjoy the full page, and thank you for being part of this community — your patronage helps keep the harmony (and chaos) going strong! 🎶
Transcript
Narration box:
I know... You want to see what happened at karaoke. So let's backtrack a bit.
Panel 1:
(Count Spurlock and Desdemona at their desks)
Count Spurlock: How did your apology to Cassie go?
Desdemona: Great! She's coming to karaoke tonight!
Panel 2:
(Count Spurlock looks alarmed, pointing)
Count Spurlock: You can't invite her to our end-of-the-quarter karaoke bash!
Desdemona: Why not??
Panel 3:
(Count Spurlock, arms crossed, angry)
Count Spurlock: Because she's management! We blow off steam, complain about bonuses, and scream-sing Bon Jovi. She doesn't belong!
Panel 4:
(Count Spurlock continues passionately)
Count Spurlock: Besides... adding Cassie will completely throw off our arrangement of "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Panel 5:
(Desdemona shrugs, dismissively)
Desdemona: Oh, poo. She can have my part. It doesn’t take much skill to say "Galileo! Galileo!"
Panel 6:
(Count Spurlock points dramatically)
Count Spurlock: When you had the "Beelzebub" part, you accidentally summoned him!
Desdemona: You're just mad he’s a better tenor than you.
Panel 7:
(Count Spurlock throws up his arms in frustration and storms away.)
Count Spurlock (yelling): AARRGH! This is gonna be "Cell Block Tango" all over again!
Desdemona (making a pinching gesture with her fingers): squish.
Panel 8 (Narration box):
That night, at the karaoke bar…
Miss Match (toasting Cassie with her bottle of beer:
OK… You weren’t just singing…
That was some full-on Patti-Lupone-level belting!
Panel 9 (Miss Match and Cassie standing with drinks):
Cassie: Songs are like men. It’s all about tension, tempo and timing.
Panel 10 (Miss Match putting a hand on Cassie's shoulder):
Miss Match: And trust. Cap told me how you were there for him when he needed you.
Panel 11 (Miss Match, serious):
I don’t want things to be weird between us.
Cassie: Treat him right, and we’ve got no problems.
(Cassie continues):
Treat him wrong, and, well… Ballads aren’t the only thing I’m good at belting.
(Catnip and Desi are singing passionately on stage with a mic, as the background screen shows karaoke lyrics to “I Kissed a Girl”. Others watch from tables.)
