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🕑 Added 2025-06-25 17:00:13 +0000 UTCWhen tensions run high, sometimes the best solution is a night on the town — or so they thought. After deciding to bring Cassie along for a round of karaoke to smooth things over, Miss Match and Desi wake up to a harsh morning full of regret, caffeine, and whispered recriminations. What really happened at the karaoke bar? Let’s just say some performances are hard to forget.
Transcript
[Panel 1: Cassie’s office - Desi enters]
Narration box: One week later…
Desi: Cassie... I want to apologize for trying to kill you with demonic coffee.
Desi: If you still have it, I’ll exorcize the spirit, and remove it from your office.
Cassie: So… you can possess anything with a spirit — making it a sentient object?!
[Panel 2: Desi posing playfully]
Desi: Yeah. It’s kinda my thing. Why? — You want something possessed?
Cassie: I’ve been considering it…
[Panel 3: Desi excitedly leans forward]
Desi: Ooh! What did you have in mind?
[Panel 4: Cassie opens her desk drawer while Desi looks intrigued]
Cassie: You’re not the only one with personal effects at the office…
[Panel 5: Elsewhere in the office - Jeremy sitting at a desk suddenly reacts with Spider-Man style effects floating around his head]
Narration box: Elsewhere…
Jeremy: Subby-sense… tingling!
[Panel 6 – Morning in the kitchen]
Caption: The next morning...
Miss Match (seated at the table, holding a mug): Can you keep it down?
Desi (pouring sugar into coffee): How can I pour sugar any quieter than this??
[Panel 7 – Closer on Miss Match, head down on table]
Miss Match: No.
Miss Match: The coffee... If you can keep it down, you'll be the first one this morning.
[Panel 8 – Desi sipping coffee, Miss Match still slouched]
Miss Match: What were we thinking?
Desi: Someone had the bright idea to take Cassie to a karaoke bar to bury the hatchet.
[Panel 9 – Desi sipping coffee, Miss Match exhausted]
Desi: Cassie is a formidable woman, for someone who's not a supervillain.
[Panel 10 – Cassie bursts into the breakroom, singing dramatically]
Text (Cassie singing): TURN AROOUUUNND, BRRRRIIIGHT EEEEYYYYYES!
Miss Match: Who says she's not?
