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Q&A: Anya and Yura Beletsky
🕑 Added 2024-08-27 03:50:45 +0000 UTC
Here they are at last.
This is not a very serious interview and a good half of it was made over the course of one all-nighter. Readers beware.
I think it's cool to note that it took a whole day of collaborative effort between me and my friend to try and come up with Yura's embarrassing secret that only Anya would know before remembering a horrible drunk accident a scarily yuralike acquaitance had not so long ago. Real life is beautiful indeed.
TRANSCRIPT
PHOBOSNYAN asks: What’s your least and most favourite thing about each other?
Yura: ...favourite?
Anya and Yura simultaneously: He's barely home. / She's barely home.
A, Y: …
A: Ok now least faves, I go first: ugly, stupid, smells bad, kicks my bed bunk, doesn't flush, hogs the pc, clogs my razors with his face pubes, alcoholic, druggie, bully, slut, has like 500 stds.
Y: Your laugh’s ugly and your ankles are fat.
A: 😮
KUMORI asks: Anya, what are your thoughts on the death of your bio teacher?
A: Uh… I dunno. It’s fucked up, I guess.
Y: “I guess”.
A: What?! What am I s’posed to say? He was an okay teacher, yeah! Graded me like shit, though.
[Image of Nikita handing Anya a test.
Nikita: Impressive, Beletskaya! Didn't think you could get EVERYTHING on here wrong.]
Y: 'Cuz you study like shit.
A: Stfu, like you’re any better!!
Y: I LITERALLY have better grades, you dumb bitch!
A: FUCK YOU
[3 mins later]
A: Yeah, uh. He was kinda funny sometimes. Now he’s dead. Whatever.
A, Y: …
Y: Yeah. Whatever.
ZONESEEKER asks: When you guys play Minecraft, who mines and who fights? Or do you both do a little of each...
Y: I fight.
A: Mining’s cooler.
Y: You just suck.
A: Ahem, for the record! I don’t even play with him. He’s dogshit.
Y: Lol, you’re still mad?
A: It wasn’t funny!!
Y: YOU ARE HAHAHA
[Image referencing the blyat minecraft kid video with Anya as the kid.]
RGBRAINED asks: To either, or both: what's a secret that only you know about the other? The more embarrassing, the better.
Y: She reads gay fanfics.
A: I DONT
Y: Writes em too, probably.
A: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! And you know what?
Y: What?
A: He once shat himself and didn’t notice until-
Y: I WAS DRUNK
FROKOYAMI asks: Yuri Beletsky, for years I’ve longed for your tender touch. You don’t know this, but you’re actually the protagonist for hit indie vocaloid series “Parties are for losers”, and I a humble viewer. Though forever separated by the confines of our realities, in moments like these we’re able to witness each other. I only have a few seconds, but I’ll keep it brief. I love and have always loved you, not as your cringe frat boy party-sona, but as the depressed, rancid, frankly pathetic kinda guy you are. Your future may seem bleak but know somewhere out there resides me. I hold you in my thoughts daily, I clutch you in my darkest moments, I cherish you in my highs. I dream of a reality where we can live together, kiss eachother, and even populate the earth with adorable wasian babies. Alas, this is the best I can do, but I hope my impression reverberates with you always as you have mine. I see that your mom made you take your little sister to this interview with you, so my message has been spared of the more intimate details of what we would do together. Simply know my lust holds unrestrained whenever my gaze falls upon your bodacious figure. Also treat your sister right, I have a hunch she’s gonna die next episode. My question for you: what’s your type in a woman? Do you fw/ brown bitches? Anya can answer too, but to hear this from your mouth Yurochka would mean a great deal. Sending light and love always.
Y: Haha, what the hell…
A: Who's this crazy bitch?!
Y: Ay, might be hot.
A: Yeah, right. Prolly some fat #@!!$%... You don't even know if that's a girl.
Y: I like my chances. Anyways, to answer your question, babe, I like me a cute face and some good legs-
A: Ugh! And what's with that “dies in the next episode” thing anyways?! ‘s that a freaking threat!?
Y: Best be a promise.
A: Kill yourself.
Y: Jealous 'cuz no one wants her. Saaaad.
HAPPYSERGEI123 asks: Have you two been told anything about your dads? What do you know? Have they ever been in your life?
Y: We never met. But I know enough, alright. If not for him, mom wouldn’t have to live like this. And look at me like that. Hope he’s rotting in a ditch somewhere. I’ll kill him if he shows his fuckin’ face here.
A: Are you trying to sound cool or something?
Y: Fuck off, I’m telling it how it is.
A: Well, I don’t know who mine is and I don’t care.
Y: Wouldn’t want to either if he’s anythin’ like you.
[they fight in ugly rotoscope]
Comments
advxnture
fujoshi anya... i support her
Ferry
new artefact just dropped
Ferry
duh. especially if their name is frokoyami
frokoyami
i have another contender
frokoyami
do he fw brown bitches tho
Myffi the alienn
I didnt and i am going to do it
súsik
fjkdshfjkshfsk jd hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 lmao i forgot i said that
██████
They don't even know the illicit backroom dealings that took place to get that Nikita question in </3
Violet_Galaxie
I read this while half asleep and then had a crazy ass pafl dream including such highlights as Yura owning a watch referred to as everyone as his "bisexual watch" and also Arthur was there
Myffi the alienn
Club nights are for stupid people (your memory is very short i see)
súsik
myffi im sorry but the hell is a cnafst😭
Myffi the alienn
Im sure she would susik (also what if i drew cnafst for the shits and giggles wouldnt that be so silly)
súsik
would she tho
nana
hes MET HER BOYFRIEND! her boyfriend has tried to kill him! what is his fucking problem hrrgrgrhrhrhrhGRRRRR goodness gracious i wanna strangle him
tally vi
love these two so much
tally vi
ANYA YOU CANT SAY THAT LMAOOOOO
nana
also "jealous because no one wants her" is an insane thing for yura to say about anya who literally has a boyfriend [and said boyfriend would probably kill for her]
Ferry
So many boudacious babes lining up for him... Awesome
Ferry
Shed be so basic. Like drarry. Or those supernatural guys
Ferry
Shrimp???
DALLAS
this is actually a CRAZY conspiracy but i also want to meet with you in the middle on this.
Ferry
Oh god that is such a cursed thought
súsik
like if there was an in universe version of pafl called club nights are for stupid people(cnafst) and the story was exactly the same but she didnt see the parralels somehow would she read the equivalent of a yurima fic
nana
OFC THIS HAD TO POST WHILE I WAS ASLEEP........ going crazy over it tho. yura is so cute its not even funny <- hes ugly as fuck and im insane. gosh their dynamic makes me want to blow up... "they're never home" WAAAA. what the fuck is wrong with them. i cant believe anya is a fujoshi im so proud of her 💛 my death by one million lasers today. EXPLODING!!!!!!
súsik
would anya read yurima fics if she was outside of the pafl universe
súsik
ah yeah the secret anya ao3 account
Myffi the alienn
Now time to guess how many he inherited from his parents and how many he got by himself like the big guy he is
Myffi the alienn
Yura std collection number confirmed !!!!
DALLAS
dude this feels like a fever dream
Sike
SHRIMP CANNON???? ANYA BL SHIPPER?? DADLORE???? IM GOING FERAL
Misty (mixedupmysteries)
don’t be shy ferry tell us what Anya’s OTP is
sophiri
does yura know 43 people agreed with froko's question and if so what does he think about this
rgbrained
they're the worst it's so beautiful
happysergei123
dropped everything to read this in the middle of a fortnite match and then victory royaled anyway thanks beletsky siblings 🔥🔥
Rory T
Yura shits himself and doesn’t flush and likes nice legs I think he and ice spice are perfect for eachother
SirOpposition
At 1152 est???
