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Hard Choices 45 - Homestar Runner [feat. Patrick Rothfuss, James D'Amato, Dillin Apelyan, & Annie Craton]
🕑 Added 2025-07-31 23:59:06 +0000 UTCEverybody to the limit! Well, maybe past the limit, because yes, we're ranking the fuckability of the Homestar Runner universe. Does it matter to you if the Cheat lives in a grill? Do you care if Homestar Runner is wearing pants? Just what can Strong Bad do while wearing boxing gloves?
Join Patrick Rothfuss, James, D'Amato, Dillin Apelyan, Annie Craton, and MeganBob as they explore what makes fucking Senor Cardgage a 'probalo', whether getting possibly eaten by the King of Town is a dealbreaker, and to what extent it matters if the Poopsmith can shower. Along the way, you'll get to hear every possible iteration of how Coach Z might talk in the bedroom, what it sounds like when Marzipan comes, and we even make a detour to talk about that one tree branch that sounds like it's saying "Douglas".
Grab a bottle of Melonade (and maybe some vodka for good measure) and strap in for an episode that makes the rest of the Hard Choices catalog look almost normal.
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Comments
MeganBob
They absolutely KILLED it on the episode. So glad you enjoyed it! And yes, go check out their work! They're a super cool person making cool things. I'm definitely looking forward to having them on again soon.
Ian Parlaman
This was an incredible episode. I was particularly impressed by Dylan. The way they linked the Cheat at 15 to Gunhaver at 7 is a really impressive transition. Hilarious as usual. I gotta check out One Shot again
MeganBob
Thank you so much! This truly was the weirdest thing we've ever done.
Brian Clarke
Amazing. Cheat Commandos, Rock Rock On. Will the Sneak appear? We will find out!
