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Dead Island Riptide Boat Ride Prologue of Hell
🕑 Added 2023-10-31 20:39:36 +0000 UTCThis game is a fucking pile of dog shit, it sucks ass and blows at the same time. Maybe it gets better later, i don't know and i don't care because there's no excuse for this god awful prologue section. No excuse, no forgiveness. This stupid crap is so goddamn dark you can't see a thing in front of you let alone figure out where to go just to get to the fucking ISLAND.
You know, the titular Dead Island? The game is called Dead motherfucking Island and it starts out with a 45 minute intro on some fucking shitty boat in a pitch black storm. Yeah, more like a shit storm. To quote the only person I've ever respected, what were they thinking?
Riptide my ass, more like ripping a fat fart. You're getting ripped off if you bought this game, and the only riptide is the flush of the toilet when I send this fecal abomination to the sewer where it belongs. I hate this.
