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Death Stranding: Nothing is Over.
🕑 Added 2023-08-31 05:37:54 +0000 UTCOh god this fucking game does not end. It does though. I swear it does. I literally thought this was the last episode of this cursed series because it's the last one uploaded, but it still doesn't get to the credits which means somewhere on my computer there's another huge chunk of footage before the end.
I deeply apologize for liking this monstrously tedious game so much that i recorded the entire fucking slow adventure. I knew not what i was doing. I never guessed that my brief livestreaming phase would result in 3 years of increasingly inane Blue Glow episodes. It is deeply shameful that this is both my longest Blue Glow series, and the one with the worst microphone quality.
By the time I'm finished posting this nightmare the sequel will be out. If God is merciful i will have evolved past the compulsion to record all my gaming by then. But if not, i at least promise to use the good mic and not the tinny sounding usb one that makes these so goddamn torturous to the ear pussy.
If you think you have it bad, think about how i feel having to edit these. I've watched every episode in it's raw unedited form 50 times and listened to myself talk into a tin can for all 10,000 miles of this filthy misadventure. My only hope with this series is that you're not as sick of hearing me talk over this game as i am.
It won't let me go. I'm stranded in this game and you're stranded in The Blue Glow with me.
