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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 119 Sun 11AM PST

An altercation with a fat woman at the LA Fair, CyberFrog artist Ethan Van Sciver, a new news babe, and MAYBE a call in from an old favorite. But who could it be??Sunday 11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8vFaRiyj4

Episode 118 - Dick on Paying Maddox's Rent

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe terrible thing I did after the PKA drinking show, the Little Platinum Books/Maddox Patreon conspiracy, Cody Wilson calls in to talk about women and guns, my investigation into the Alex Jones trans-porn incident, Kate the Russian news babe, false-flagging Neil Armstrong, 4D-printed guns, "Bad Hombre" the Madcast pedophile, Dr. Nurse defects to our side, UCB front holes, the fake police are called again, and my offer to pay Maddox's rent since he seems to be hard up for cash; all that and more this week on ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 118 Sun 11AM PST

We've reached the Goss Singularity, Cody Wilson calling in, and a new news babe! I'm going to try some of my new Hunnie Pop moves on her...See you there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJVITXA_N-E

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 28 - Dick on The Toylet

Download the MP3Introducing The Toylet, my all-new smart toilet with many features to turn your boring bathroom experience into a productive and entertaining multimedia experience, guys messaging hot chicks, an always-cold pillow, boobytraps, Cam in the chair rams the people who annoy him, what makes you a rage in Amish country, Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate mansplainer, Fight Night 2 with Kimball and The Rommel, and our live reaction to Maddox filing an extension to re-file his lawsuit against Asterios--I may have gone too far on the Goss th...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 28 - Dick on The Toylet

Introducing The Toylet, my all-new smart toilet with many features to turn your boring bathroom experience into a productive and entertaining multimedia experience, guys messaging hot chicks, an always-cold pillow, boobytraps, Cam in the chair rams the people who annoy him, what makes you a rage in Amish country, Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate mansplainer, Fight Night 2 with Kimball and The Rommel, and our live reaction to Maddox filing an extension to re-file his lawsuit against Asterios--I may have gone too far on the Goss this time; all tha...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 28 - Wed 8PM PST

I'm gonna be fixing and inventing a lot of shit tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. You got problems? You got solutions? You got...inventions??? Post them below. See you in the Discord.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrTm6Ai5wB0

Episode 117 - Dick on Memory Rot

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe Dick Show in S.A.P., envelope-pushing hip hop in the 22nd century, medical tomahawk wounds, when apologies don't matter, muscle memory rot and how I embarrassed myself at tennis, the application of high school Spanish, starting sentences with "so", John McCain was a front hole and a scumbag, fake compassion for celebrities, back to school problems, a K-cup listener sends in an erotic rage, the Thousand Island Supreme call, "Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting", and a mystery jokester leaves a voi...

Dicktation - Goonies

Whip out your One-eyed Willy and join Sean the Audio Engineer and I as we watch Goonies, another children's classic that makes no sense as an adult. We cover fake octopuses, the Italian Defamation Defense League, lies my father has told my mother, teenage cockblocking, history's most industrious pirates, the new Goonies remake starring Mellisa McCarthy as Sloth, and the re-imagining of every movie archetype every except the plot revolves around people getting hit in their balls. All that and more on this installment of Dicktation!Specia...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 117 - Sunday 11AM PST

Mumkey Jones is calling in to talk about his school shooting film, the results of the first ever Dick Show Battle of the Bands are in--and boy did they get a little hackey, many threats flying many which ways, furturnity leave, Goonies, Trollies, mild erotica, a new punishment of Hot Goss for bad behavior, and a rage for the kiddos. Get your front holes ready, amigas y muchachos! Es el tiempo para el Ricardo Masterson Domingo Spectacular Gigante!!Sunday 11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThR2jgFofas

[LIVESTREAM] Dicktation - Goonies Thu 7:30PM PST

Sean and I are watching Goonies tonight. The YIFY torrent version. We're not going to stream the movie, so you gotta download it if you want to watch along! Imma be in the Discord as well. See you there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzDJ3TF_vO4

Episode 116 - Dick on The Stolen iTunes Feed

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe story of how Maddox lost his RSS feed, more chat leaks, Dame Pesos reads a dramatic re-enactment, Fast Pass, the new Star Tours, and other ways in which Disneyland has been made even more worse than hell, the Great Magnet, the MtG: Grand Pricks tournament, not-so-super glue, women and their garbage-selling parties, one-note jokesters, Hazencruz vs. The Cuck Sockers, The Laughing Loser, shooting turtles, my white father, how to spot a fake Mexican, and the winner of the Super Podcast Championship Edition Turbo; all th...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 116 Sunday 11AM PST

Disneyland, the MtG: Grand Pricks Tournament, ethnic radio voices, GIFs that annoy me, and I guess everyone will probably want to hear about...THE DICK JACKING AKA How Maddox Lost His Feed. I'll debate both sides of the issue in this 116th episode of The Dick Show! See you guys there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDHmCW3wjjM

Episode 115 - Dick on The Bro Economy

Download the MP3 | VimeoCoach has a son, giant bars of soap, Space Force and military uniforms, the bro economy, Adam Baldwin blocks me and is an idiot, nurses who can't talk, obvious sports announcers, Black Bond, getting buried in collectables, doing a barrel roll, Crippled Jesus needs dating advice, sirens in music, Ben from Drunken Peasants calls in, Mundane Matt kills his career, funeral stories, and "Not For Human Consumption" squares off against "The Thought Cops" in the first ever Super Podcast Championship Edition T...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 115 Sunday 11AM PST

Another big win and I can't stop smiling over it. We'll talk about it; I get blocked by Adam Baldwin, funerals, wheelchairs, what makes you a rage, and the first ever "Super Podcast Championship Edition Turbo" between the Thought Cops and Not For Human Consumption!!! I'm very excited.Sunday 11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablMsR9X1tA

[VIDEO] Road Rage: Atlanta

Download the MP3 | VimeoRoad Rage: Atlanta is up! I'm gonna write a description right after I get off the Ralph Retort. I just had to get this out there!!!

[AUDIO] Road Rage: Atlanta

Video is posting in just a minute!http://dick.show/road-rage/atlanta

The Dick Show Episode 114 - Dick on Road Rage: Atlanta

Download the MP3 | VimeoLibertarians, globalists, hate speech against the Illuminati, the will to execute failure, using the airplane slide, people who walk around with neck pillows around their neck, a homeless ranking system, taking selfies at funerals, concern trolling and pretending to care, how the KKK was born, how valuable is your semen, "So You Want to Talk About Race", Uncle Buck and the Cuck Sockers, Mental Jess moves out, Road Rage: Atlanta, the myth of the free market, and the protein powder scoop always getting stuck at the...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 114 - Monday 4PM PST

We're recording on Monday this week because we're going to Atlanta! See you all there.Make sure you hook up your Discord account to your Patreon and then join us in the stream channel for the show! I'm very excited about to try that out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4FGNY83wAk

Discord and Declined Cards

Hey everyone. I’ve got good news and fuck up news.I added ALL Patreonis to The Dick Show Discord server. If you’re a $20 big swingin’ Dick supporter, you can listen to the show live in Discord and participate in the bullshit. If you haven’t used Discord, install the app and check it out. It’s pretty cool and every C.U.N.T. show has one.To enter the Discord, go to your Patreon account settings, and then "Connect to Discord". Once you sign in to Discord and authorize Patreon, it will automatically invite you to the TDS server.In...

Episode 113 - Dick on Green Eggs and Body Dysmorphia

Download the MP3 | VimeoThe scourge of squeaky beds, Liquor Wardens, crying over scrambled eggs, Brittany Venti calls in to correct the story of The 4Chad Strangling, TDS Top Gay handles some pork, women saying "interesting", Body Dysmorphia, KevinALandau.com, Asterios' flub of the century, and a memorial rant for a fallen Dickhead; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 113 Sun 11AM PST

A goss-tastrophy spill-over from FB, Brittany Venti calls in to Correct the Record, stealing scooters, a new exciting website featuring everyone's least favorite DUI-having lolyer, and the countdown to ATL. Livestream! Be there!Sunday 11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWZrFJo65Z0

Episode 112 - Dick on The Bride Catcher

Download the MP3| VimeoThe local bride catcher, bachelorette parties, drag shows, military parking, the last straws, freedom of speech means freedom from consequences, Chris Chan goes kiss crazy, Layc's high school boyfriend stole money from her, a Trader Joe's death trap, the parallel parking bet, Saudi Arabia's emergency woman driver number, Brittany Venti gets strangled by her ex-boyfriend, Asterios, Swatting, and Maddox calls Mental Jess' parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 112 Sunday 4PM PST

The MtG TDS tournament, the endless Mental Jess cocktease, The Celebrity Shame Pool, and Layc's is back! See you at different time!Sunday 4PM PSTSunday 4PM PSTSunday 4PM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yPTqXoSjE

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 27 - Dick on Exploding Dogs

Download the MP3 | VimeoStrip Club Sweatpants, exploding dogs, booby trapping acoustic guitars, She-Ra and the slippery slope of Boomeritis, stripper poles, fake Google, beating gun buy-back programs, a midget that pokes you in your belly button at bars, and Maddox calls Mental Jess' parents; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 27 - Dick on Exploding Dogs

Download the MP3| VideoStrip Club Sweatpants, exploding dogs, booby trapping acoustic guitars, She-Ra and the slippery slope of Boomeritis, stripper poles, fake Google, beating gun buy-back programs, a midget that pokes you in your belly button at bars, and Maddox calls Mental Jess' parents; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 27 - Wed 8PM PST

All I can think about is stealing hats and taking off people's pants. Whoever does it first deserves a Nobel Prize or an Academy Award for Best Documentary.I've got some hot, hot inventions for you. You've got some hot, hot inventions for me. Be there! It's like a world-wide meet up and it's all happening Wed 8PM PST!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5fiM352XE

Episode 111 - Dick on Moon Lasers

Download the MP3 | VimeoDoing a three quarter-ass job, the Trump balloon, how to pull teeth, filming white people filming black people, racial sensitivity training, the gender outrage porn gap, Cat Girl gets sued, Chris Chan Gets extorted, COBRA, Null, Palestine's lasers on the moon, The Nihilist Devil's Advocate, and Mental Jess considers a call in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Read the Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 111 Sunday 11AM PST

Null is calling in, we're getting to the bottom of the Asterios Garage Tour, and some very, VERY exciting pickle tickling for next week. You don't want to miss the pickle tickling, trust me!Road Rage: Atlanta tickets (Aug 4th) are on sale if you missed them thus far, Shooter. See you all there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHpol3GjjRA

Episode 110 - Dick on Avoiding Holes

Download the MP3 | VimeoPeople getting stuck in holes, snipers for hat snatchers, a real-life PvP solution, racist artificial intelligence, yelling at an Apple Genius, dating advice for a seven fingered man, the 20 Million Dollar Mead man calls in, Dame Pesos' news segment, and Clay Bangs a Trans Woman; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!Get Ticket to Road Rage: Atlanta!! August 4th - The MasqueradeRead the Post

Bonus Episode 26 - Dick on The Final Solutions

Join Madcucks and I as we debate the biggest solutions in the universe one final time on the bonus episode 19 that never was, on this Bonus Episode 26 of The Dick Show: The Final Solutions!There's not much else to say about this. I said it on stage Road Rage: Dallas.There will be an additional bonus episode this month.Vote on the Final SolutionsRead the Post