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2 Guys, 3 MORE Phoenix Games - Deleted Scenes

Hi Everyone!So much like James Cameron, I only went and made a sequel to a project that nobody asked for! if you haven't seen 2 Guys, 3 MORE Phoenix Games, you can watch it over on the YouTube channel here: https://youtu.be/xS6dL9OzOTIAs always, I have some EXCLUSIVE Deleted Scenes for you. Over four minutes worth. Here's the link to view them: https://youtu.be/sxHThTCwnwESo what else has been going on?Well... On the run up to Christmas, I had been hoping to get another quick review done and uploaded for New Years, but my immune system ...

The Worst Games You've Never Played #10 - Deleted Scenes & Outtakes

Four minutes of the finest thrash! Enjoy!

The Worst Games You've Never Played #10

Oh my goodness does it feel good to be typing this! The TENTH Worst Games You've Never Played is out in the world. Who knew that we'd make it?! I really hope that you all enjoyed it.This is without a doubt the hardest that I've ever worked on a video, and I hope that it shows. Between the crazy fast-paced opening, to the hospital burning animation at the end, it took a LOT longer than I was expecting it to, but I'm honestly chuffed to bits with it.As always, a HUGE thank you to each and every one of you who support me on here. I...

Hansel & Gretel - The Review

Hello Everyone.Firstly, I hope that you're all having a wonderful and safe Christmas! As you may have already seen, I uploaded a new review, which you can view here: https://youtu.be/6zGcU1CKPaMI had such an amazing time putting this one together, and I was especially chuffed that I managed to get it out on time for Christmas Eve! I hope that you all really enjoyed it. Special thanks to Cole (of 2 Guys, 3 Phoenix Games fame!) for again voicing the game at the end of the review.I just want to fill you in on some updates on what to expect fro...

Hansel & Gretel Review - Deleted Scene

Hi Everyone!Here's a deleted scene from the Hansel & Gretel review, where I got a Gilbert Gottfried impersonator to narrate the start of the cartoon. I think it's really funny, but I decided to take it out of the final review because it would have played directly after the Winnie The Pooh / Resident Evil sequence, and it was messing up the pacing.Anyway, hope that you enjoy it!

Tennings Plays Twitch - New YT Channel

Hi Everyone!Hope you're all keeping safe out there. I just wanted to share an update with you about where all of the future Twitch stream VODs are uploaded to. I got a little worried that I was spamming you guys a lot with posts when I'd finish a stream, so I figured that it would be far better for everybody if I made a brand spanking NEW YouTube channel dedicated to archiving all of my streams!You can find the new channel over at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/TenningsPlaysTwitchI'm working away on the new review here also, so ho...

Tennings Twitch Stream - Largo Winch (Part One)

Hi everybody! Just posting below the link to view last nights Largo Winch stream. I stupidly forgot to hit record for the first 15 minutes, so you'll be joining the stream just as I hit a game-breaking bug, and have to reset the console! Enjoy!Link: https://youtu.be/RDiHkjZ64JQ

The Sopranos Review - Deleted Scenes, Script, and a Thank You

So here I am, back at my bullshit yet again! As you probably saw, The Sopranos: Road To Respect review went up on my YouTube channel last night, and I've been spending today soaking in that post-upload high that comes with reading all of the YouTube comments and seeing people enjoy it. I'm particularly proud of this review also, because of course, it was voted for by you fine Patreon supporters.None-the-less, I really hope that you all loved it. It was a beast of a video to put together (and the longest game-review script that I've ...

The Sniper 2 - The Twitch Stream

Last night I streamed the entire story of The Sniper 2 over on my Twitch, and it went as hilariously chaotic as always! YouTube link to view the stream is below! Enjoy!https://youtu.be/mVhLi3D9QJk

Tennings Twitch Stream - 06/01/21

Hello Patreon people!I did a surprise Twitch stream last night, so have uploaded it here for your misery!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsuRE87cpzQ

UPDATES!

Hi Friends!I hope that you're all having a wonderfully festive (and safe) Christmas.My Christmas was quite disappointing. I stayed up all night on Christmas Eve, hoping to catch a glimpse of Santa. Lit only by candlelight, I camped out in the corner of the living room for hours, hiding behind the Christmas Tree for him to arrive down the chimney. Unfortunately, I fell asleep in my position, and in my slumber, knocked over the candle, which set alight the Christmas Tree, and in a matter of seconds, turned the living room into a blazing infer...

The Results Are In!

There was literally only ONE vote between The Sopranos and Robocop, but alas, I now get to look forward to seeing my all-time favorite show get bastardized in video-game form.Also, I have quite a funny (Patreon Exclusive) video that I'll have to make, about why this poll inadvertently caused me one of the most stressful days that I've had in quite some time.Thanks so much to everyone that took part!

Vote For The Next Tennings Review!

I'm both excited and terrified to give you guys the power in deciding what game I'll be reviewing next! The vote is live for 23 hours. Choose wisely, and be gentle (please!).

Patreon Exclusive Video!

Tennings Eats Tayto - A Tragic ASMRLINK: https://youtu.be/s7anmcsNKvQAlso attached to this post, is a PDF of the voice-over script used for the Space Invaders review.Do enjoy!

The Worst Games You've Never Played #9

The world is ending, and I've made two reviews. 2020 is wild, eh?!So I hope that you enjoyed the review! Originally, it was never intended to be as long as it was, and initially, I was hoping for it to be around five minutes long. Oops!Link: https://youtu.be/KkcZ2aGsg7YThough there wasn't any deleted scenes from the video, I have a fun, Patreon Exclusive video that I'll post above, along with the voice-over script.Coming soon, I'll also be having a Patreon exclusive poll, that will decide what the next review will be.There's...

The Worst Games You've Never Played #8

World War III and a new review all in the one day?!Thanks a million you guys for sticking with me and supporting me making these reviews. This was originally supposed to be out before Christmas but it grew into a beast with how long it was. I promise that I won't take as long next time. Maybe!Link here: https://youtu.be/sQcR1z-NVjwNext up on the review list is a certain Space Invaders game on the PS2.See you then!Darragh

What Awful Game Do You Want Me To Stream?

I'm going to stream tomorrow, and am leaving my destiny in your hands.Vote below on what PS2 game you want to see me play!

Pop Idol (PS2): The Review

So... it's been a wild few days.I'll be honest, I was REALLY worried about coming back to YouTube after having being away for so long. It's always a little scary uploading a new video, but when so much time has passed it's especially daunting. It also didn't help that I made the upload a YouTube Premiere, meaning that I had to sit there for two days watching the comments trickle in before the video even played. But... turns out, you guys loved it, and I couldn't be happier with it! The response has been fantastic.Here&#3...

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Friends,My name is Tennings. You may remember donating to my Patreon about 40 years ago when I used to make video-game reviews! If you're still alive, hello!I bring good news! I'm just giving you all a heads-up to say that I have a new review coming out on Friday! It's been faaaar too long since I've made a review on a terrible game, AND I also happen to be fund-raising for a short film that I've written and directed and hope to shoot in June. So in trying to not be a begging asshole, I decided to turn to my Patreon and make...

A Thank You

FIGHT CLUB: THE REVIEW

LINKY:https://youtu.be/SCJjZyM1O84Better late than never, unlike the game, which would have been better never than never. I normally go into detail here saying thank you, but I made a video saying it instead, which should be posted either above or below this.Thanks guys!-Darragh

PATREON EXCLUSIVE! Cole Watches Pinocchio.

WATCH IT HERE!https://youtu.be/tcRgD8e8Rz0

Phoenix Games rises again, along with Gipetto's erection...

LINKY!:https://youtu.be/nyY1dLYJs-QHey guys! Long time no see. Hope you are all having a wonderful holiday season and that Santa Clause brought you lots of presents and didn't molest you in your sleep. So this Christmas I decided to review ANOTHER Phoenix Games "game", 'Pinocchio'. It's almost exactly the same as 'Snow White & The Seven Clever Boys', but somehow manages to be worse.Anyway, what's in the pipeline? Back in November I had plans to make a PS2 James Bond Retrospective but had to shelve it because ...

The Worst Games You've Never Played #06

Linky:http://youtu.be/wHKGlr6nzckOnce again, I'm in just before the month ends / a new one begins!This game is so bad, that there's literally no copy of it online for download. You HAVE to buy the disc if you want to play it. Not that you'd want to. Except if you're like me, in which case I feel bad for you...So what monthly news have I got for you guys?Errr... not much? I bought a LOT of new & terrible games off of ebay and I'm hoping to get a Star Wars TV Game thingy review out sometime soon. Also if you follow me on the T...

Batman Begins: The Review - VO Script

Pages upon pages of utter nonsense, but for those interested... here you go! :)

Batman Begins: The Review - Deleted Scenes

Not nearly enough deleted scenes as there should have been, and also no outtakes! But alas, here it is! Hope you guys enjoy it!

NEW REVIEW! But it's not gonna cost ya!

Clicky:https://youtu.be/c2XMbqh2QiUHi guys,Just updating you all on the new Top Trumps review that just went up.I've decided that I'm not gonna charge for it because honestly it took very little time to make, and honestly, I needed to make a nice short video to take a break from the MONSTER that was Batman Begins!I AM hoping to get another Worst Games You've Never Played video out by the end of the month, so it's full systems go on that video starting from tomorrow. In the meantime, i hope you enjoy the new video, and I PROMISE ...

Batman Begins (PS2): The Review

Clicky!https://youtu.be/hVlrgAm6omMThe longest video I've ever made, and quite possibly the most chaotic! Honestly this video is like a runaway train, I threw so much into it and stitched it all together that I'm not even sure if it makes sense anymore! The most troubling part about making this review was that the game wasn't actually horrible, just horribly made (if that makes any sense, shush! Just watch the video!).This also features probably the most bizarre ending I've ever done.In better news, I managed to crowbar in the &...

Blast Entertainment Review Artwork & Script

All of the artwork used in the ending animation and the complete script. The download link is attached to this post (...somewhere)!

WGYNP #05 Deleted Scenes & Outtakes

Stunningly, there's actually a deleted scene in here that I think is funny, but just made the review feel ten minutes longer. Outtakes are as unfunny as always! Enjoy!