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The X-Men Retrospective -- A Deal With The Devil & Longshot
In which a poorly thought out military operation occurs and an interdimensional TV producer with questionable dreadlocks hosts a reality competition. This was before Survivor started.
The Jem Retrospective -- The Day The Music Died & That Old Houdini Magic
In which the fourth wall gets obliterated before a rock band member claims to channel the spirit of a late 1800s stage performer. It's gonna be one of those reviews, isn't it?
The Batman Retrospective -- Zatanna & Harley and Ivy
In which a plant lady and a clown woman go on a crime spree while a stage magician is arrested for committing a crime in front of a live audience.
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Scrooge's Pet & A Drain On The Economy
In which all of the simple solutions are ignored... yet again!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword & Abracadabra-Doo!
In which there is a double-feature review of Doo!
The Jem Retrospective -- Homeland, Heartland & Midsummer Night's Madness
In which Rio is a unicorn. For a single episode.
The X-Men Retrospective -- The Phalanx Covenant
In which... HOLY SHITSNACKS! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!
The Batman Retrospective -- Mudslide & Paging the Crime Doctor
In which Laser Nurse and [REDACTED]!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King
In which Lumbersexual Tim Curry is a thing!
The Jem Retrospective -- Video Wars & Beauty and the Rock Promoter
In which Greg Weisman co-writes a Jem episode. This is NOT a drill!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Xavier Remembers & Family Ties
In which a cow delivers twins to an elderly couple. No, this isn't Beastmaster!
Lexx Reviewxxx -- 4). Giga Shadow
Filmed in roly-poly vision!
The Batman Retrospective -- Off Balance & The Man Who Killed Batman
In which urine-colored nausea ensues. Also, someone murdered Batman. No big deal, really.
The Jem Retrospective -- The Stingers Hit Town
In which a new band arrives, the Misfits disband, and Jerrica has a terrible hairstyle... that isn't PAANNNKK!!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Love in Vain & Secrets, Not Long Buried
In which Rogue dates a space roach--and briefly turns into one--before Scott plays detective in Mutant Town.
The Batman Retrospective -- What Is Reality & I Am The Night
In which reality is questioned by a guy covered in question marks before a ballistic anomaly occurs.
The DuckTales Retrospective -- Bermuda Triangle Tangle & Micro Ducks from Outer Space
In which a ship gets stuck in seaweed before surplus grain is sold to space aliens!
The Jem Retrospective -- Hollywood Jem
In which Jem goes Hollywood... and that isn't the focus of the story!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Have Yourself A Morlock Little Xmas & The Lotus and the Steel
In which we celebrate a religious holiday in the sewers before traveling to theme-park Japan... again.
The Batman Retrospective -- Almost Got 'Im
In which nobody actually 'gets' Batman.
The Spider-Man Retrospective -- The Alien Costume (Guest-Starring the Gay Comic Geek!)
In which Spidey finds new threads, loses his indoor voice, and breaks up with an alien. Then, along came a stalker...
Supernatural Spotlights! -- Dead in the Water (or, Tale of the Haunted Drain Stopper)
Filmed in physics-defying drain-scope!
Patreon Day -- Thank You!!
THANK YOU AAALLLLL!!!
The Batman Retrospective -- Day of the Samurai & Birds of a Feather
In which a volcano explodes during a fight, and we get a lesson in moral responsibility from the Penguin. Yes, really!
Happy Halloween Musical Hell Special -- Teen Witch Review #86
The review that YouTube wanted absolutely NONE of you to watch before Halloween! Now available here in HD format! The crossover between Diva of Musical Hell, Chibi-Cthulhu, and Creepy as they dive right into a cult cable classic involving witches, teenagers, and the whitest rap group you will EVER encounter!
The Scooby-Doo Retrospective -- Scooby-Doo! Return to Zombie Island
In which ragestorm happens. A lot of it!
Supernatural Spotlights! -- "Pilot" (or, Why Sam Winchester Cannot Drive the Impala)
Filmed in homoerotic subtext!
The Gargoyles Retrospective -- The Awakening
In which somebody wakes up cranky after a one-thousand year long nap!
The X-Men Retrospective -- Beyond Good & Evil
In which a bunch of psychics very nearly end all of reality. By spinning a lot!
The Batman Retrospective -- Moon of the Wolf & Terror in the Sky
I which involuntary shapeshifting happens just in time for October!
