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Lana's work day 5
This room first? Really? I hope Lana knows what she's doing.
Marvelous Mallow Munch
Typeandkey remembers these goofy ads that used to run during the Saturday morning cartoon block. I think they were produced by the same studio that made the "Frantic Ferret" show. Zandar would concoct these elaborate plans to steal Adler's cereal, but the plans would always backfire.The cereal itself was okay, but their "Oops, All Mallow" edition in the 1990s was a marketing disaster.
Liz is ready for summer
Mr.Opossum (the Marsupial with the Golden Gun) spotted Liz on the Boardwalk this past weekend.Tonight is the absolute last chance to request a Doodle.
Three's a crowd
Rick2tails persuaded and cajoled (honestly he didn't have to beg very hard) and got what he wanted ... but Yuri knows something the other two don't.Tomorrow is the deadline to make your request. I have Mr.Opossum, Typeandkey, Decadent, Primordial, Steviebear, and Rochelle still in the queue. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle for May, request it now in the comments below.
Lana's work day 4
As you can see, Ms. Lynne is a delight to work for.
The cake is a mistake
Major Matt Mason should have known, the Wolf Queen is a femme that does not belong in the kitchen! And hold on - isn't it UNSEELIE to cook people???
Gotta whole lotta skunk
Serge Skunk wanted to see Miranda posing nude and "teasing" the viewer. So are you teased?
Zandar's Saga 661
Zandar recognizes the name of that ship.PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/82372810FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/83349814
"This here plan is gettin too dang convoluted!"
Burnside protested, brandishing her machete. "Just send me out to stab somebody. It'll be simple. I can just go out, gut everyone who gets in my way, save the dumb baker femme that you ain't never even laid eyes on nor spoken to so it's a wonder you care about her at all, an drag Didelphis back here for judgement. I'll get it all done in one night. There ain't a lowfolk born that can get the drop on me. The Ixies can bet on it.""I don't like it," I objected."If you're so doggone worried about bein...
Lana's work day 3
Whoah! The Patrometer shot up to 82! These numbers are dangerously unstable! It could blow at any minute!Meanwhile, Lana has a warm greeting for the staff coming into the building every morning.
Rowdy robotic ruckus!
RooCat_UK gave us a play-by-play of the maintenance crew's attempt to diagnose whatever is wrong with Robota XL.
Consolation prize
Since Dotsuo ate the anniversary cake, Walter Reimer suggested that pie be served instead. Here's Westersloe Winterbough V serving one up to "Le Minque," that notorious International Bearded Indefinite, who absolutely Had It Coming.
Yarn Floozy floozin' up the place
She's doing her part to boost morale around the office!The internal skeleton makes this one quite poseable. The hips don't bend as far as I'd like (well, actually they do, but outside a very limited range they start to look nightmarish.)
Classic arcade action
Runei Stillwater insists this was supposed to be a pinup shoot, but Rina got distracted playing the game.
Lana's Work Day 2
You can clearly see that Ms. Lynne is the force that keeps the office functioning.(edit:)And just like that, the Patrometer has dropped to 79 again. Looks like the tour is over.
What kind of healing???
Oh no! St_Veronika has injured one of her gorgeous gams! Fortunately Miss Thompson is here to help.
I can't believe he ate the whole thing
Eric Costello has been writing stories set in Faerie (a generation earlier than the Ballad of Adler Young) for ten years now. Looks like Dotsuo has postponed the celebration for everyone else.
Lana's work day 1
Still holding at 80 Patrons, so here's a beginning ...
Trouble!
CTN wanted to see some "mishap" in the aftermath of Human Lovers Club activities. The rabbit is right though; this should have been impossible between humans and furries.
"Right now I only see one way out of this,"
I explained. "We must convince the town and the rabbits that Didelphis is lying. She actually is, so it shouldn't be that hard. There are several ways to do it, but I need to hear back from my Ixies before I can work out the details. Whichever way it winds up being accomplished, there are two possible outcomes: One in which Didelphis dies and one in which she lives.""The rabbits are out for blood," Chloe observed, "and the townsfolk are too scared to stop them. If you manage to turn all of this around so the blame falls ...
Evidence
Now I guess we know what a certain legal Floozy was doing for most of the 20th century.Also, you absolute maniacs!! The Patrometer says 80 tonight, which means Lana has to do the thing (i.e. I have extra work to do now, thanks a lot...) You all are the most awesome bunch of Patrons that ever Patered a Pate.
Brawl Update 4
More shenanigans from 1996. That little Betty Bunny plushie sure was lewd.79 patrons on the Patrometer today! Lana is getting nervous, I bet!
Zandar's Saga 660
Drama at the aerodrome!PREV http://www.patreon.com/posts/81865977FIRST http://www.patreon.com/posts/9399583NEXT http://www.patreon.com/posts/82877680
May we have some Doodles?
Yes, we May!Review the Rules, and make your Requests in the comment section below.1. R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permission. No fan art of corporate-owned characters from games, movies, TV, comics, etc.3. Put your request in the comments of the most recent Doodle post. Right now, that is this one, but posts get pushed down the page as new ones are ...
The May 2023 Kelly pinup
Spring is in the air! Fruity cocktails are in the glass!
Lana gives it some thought
The Patron counter sits at 77. Only three more will break the impossible 80 threshold and compel Lana to give that office tour and get sheared. It isn't likely to happen, but she's mentally preparing, just in case.
Dallas Brawl 3
A bit of meta humor from 1996, and the other thing from the boardinghouse: The upstairs hall closet emanated a "feeling of inexplicable dread." Other players' characters came to investigate.
Dance of the Faceless President 3
Maybe don't just rush up and assault people without permission.
Dance of the Faceless President 2
The title is nonsensical. I don't remember now how I came up with it, but it probably is not a reference to anything.
Blast it!
How was I supposed to make a decision with incomplete information?"I need a team of the sneakiest Ixies to go into town and find out what's happening," I instructed. "I want to know when the trial is, who the judge will be, if there is a jury, who's in it, anybody of interest in the case. Also find out if the rabbits who started all this have a ringleader or if it really is just a mob. We'd better set up a relay with Ixies stationed in hailing distance of each other from here to town, so I can be notified the moment the ...
