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Episode 70: The Twins Throw a Wobbly
This week’s a right dog’s breakfast of a chinwag — from daft Brit slang to SCOTUS tomfoolery and mates who’ve done a runner when you start shining. Stick around for a voicemail that’ll leave you all a bit chuffed and blubbery. God save the King…or Drew or whatever.
Episode 69: The Lot Situation
It’s a pallet cleanser! Last week got heavy, daddy-o. So this week these silly gooses…geese?…came to play. Turn your brain off with the boys and let Drew tell you about God turning a lady into salt.
Join Angela’s Book Club
Get the book “Pounded by Produce” (A Veggie Tales inspired smut book) and read it before our book club livestream on December 14th where Grant and Angela will discuss the many deeper an profound lessons to be learned by men being transformed into vegetables and then inserted into a strong female lead. This is open to all Mowry and Olsen tier patrons!
Episode 68: Judgment House aka Growing Up Queer in a Christian Home
The boys talk about Maks’ first HoCo. Drew won’t stop stanning for Meet Me in St Louis. They try to talk Hell Houses but it sparks a serious, painful, beautiful, and hopefully helpful exchange about the reality of growing up queer in a christian family.This one gets heavy…Happy Halloween!
Episode 67: Listener Queries - Internalized Homophobia, Cryptophasia, and Catholic Dating
The boys answer questions submitted by you through instagram, text and voicemail. All of your problems are solved! Praise, Oprah! Also Drew stopped a King single-handedly.
Episode 66: Listeners’ Kid’s Ministry Memories
Shhh! Don’t tell Grant that Diane Keaton is gone. Also the boys discover WHILE RECORDING that D’Angelo passed. It was a tough day. But then they read YOUR kid’s ministry memories and have a gay ole time.
Episode 65: 5 Lessons for Secular Kids
This week Drew is MIA but PIPER POPS IN! You learn about the elusive Piper Grace. And the straight one tells you the 5 lessons he’s trying to instill in his secular kiddos. This is not a very gay episode. Sowwy.
Episode 64: Action News Twin - Cut or Uncut
The twins tackle the weird news from this week. And then they dive into the history of circumcision and Drew is thrilled. They also have a hilarious voicemail to answer.
Twinnuendo | Episode 63: Rapture Drugs
If you’re listening or watching this then you got left behind. But don’t worry because the boys have some rapture tips. And they tell some drug stories. Not exactly related but…Rapture!
Episode 62: When Hate Dies featuring Dabits
The boys start off fun and light talking Piper telling people to F off and discussing what dad habits (Dabits) that they picked up like any run of the mill STI from dear old Dad. Then a lot of you asked us to respond to the school sh**ting death of Charlie Kirk and so Drew yells a lot. Enjoy.
Episode 61: No Bummers…Some Bummers…Mostly Bummers (Patreon Bonus Footage)
It’s been a little rough lately so the twins try to keep it light and tell childhood stories that are upbeat and relatable. But like the Challenger explosion, their O-Ring fails and bummers rain down on an unsuspecting America. Also Twinnuendo made Oprah’s Favorite Things list of 2004! Eat that, Apple Bottom Jeans by Nelly!
Episode 60: Resurrectwin
Unlike James Dobson, the boys are back! This episode they discuss Grant’s ailments and Drew’s spanking fetish. Plus they do a deep dive into why people should continue celebrating the unaliving of J-Dobs! He sucked!
Dobson is dead. Tell us your stories.
The gates of hell were swung wide open for old Dobby. We will definitely be doing a deep dive on this guy for this week’s episode. So I wanted to ask if any of you have personal experience with focus on the family and especially if you have any experience with Exodus international. If you do, please leave a comment below, and I’ll follow up with you!🧠 +🙏 The straight one
Episode 59: Drag Race TikTok 201
Grant mostly recovered. Praise Oprah. This week Drew helps Grant understand more Drag Race clips. Plus a voicemail about Alien Jesus.
Episode 58: Rewind Revisit Old Times Good Times
This week, Grant is suffering the wrath of God, so Drew goes solo and picks his favorite stories from the first few episodes of Twinnuendo! #prayers4grant**Please go to hellofresh.com/twinnuendo10fm for 10 free meals and a free item! It’s not only a great product, it really helps us out! Thank you!**
Text a straight today
Hey everyone! I wrestled control of our number away from Drew for the day and until 2p EST, I’ll be responding to texts at our number +1 (940) 277-8946 or 940 ASS TWIN. So do you have a Bible question? A straight question? Something mean to say about Drew? I’m here for it! Thoughts and prayers,Grant
Episode 57: Twinnuendo’s Holy History
Drew reveals the identity of his middle school beard. Grant takes Drew on a wild ride of weird church history from Hellmouth to the foreskin of Christ. Your mom will hate this episode…unless she’s cool.
Episode 56: The Evangelical Scandal Playbook: Tait Edition
Warning in this episode the topic of SA is discussed The twins start off with a hilarious bit that the whole family will love. And then it takes a turn..JB broke a tooth and now Drew can’t afford rent. And the boys walk through the timeline of the Michael Tait scandal and discuss the evangelical’s playbook when it comes to dealing with (or not dealing with) these things…it’s a lot.
Twinnuendo | Episode 55: Twinnuendo Town Hall (Pt. 2) UPDATED **AUDIO FIXED**
*Opening Audio Fixed* Sowwy More Twindividuals asking questions about religious trauma, seminary, and rude baristas (who we love).
Episode 54: Twinnuendo Town Hall (Pt. 1)
The twins sent out a Zoom link to a bunch of Twindividuals and spent a couple of hours talking, laughing, listening, and answering questions like, “What would you say to the new Pope?” and “What would you say to someone just about to get gay married?” They also listened to stories about redneck terrorists and pride flag problems—plus, someone does Shakespeare very sincerely.**Please go to hellofresh.com/twinnuendo10fm for 10 free meals and a free item! It’s not only a great product, it really helps us out! Thank you!**
Wanna be on our show this week?
So we have a crazy idea...but it might just be crazy enough to work. Would you like to be on the show with us?? We thought we could jump on zoom with a fan or fans and answer questions or address a topic they are thinking about or give terrible advice for their terrible lives or whatever. So if you'd be down to jump on a zoom call with us and be on the show just shoot us a message here or if you dont know how to do that just comment that you want to and we will message you with a link and let you know a time to jump on with us!
Episode 53: 90’s Birthdays & Dillsburg Threats
Things get real real in this episode. A politician from Dillsburg sends a threatening letter to the twins that was obviously riddled with spelling and grammatical errors. Drew also blind ranks birthday toys from the 90’s. And the boys answer a twindividual’s question about saying “God bless you.”
Episode 52: Aggressively Straight (Deeply Closeted)
Well kids, pride is over. And Drew kicks off the straight season by yelling at Boomer in a coffee shop. Grant shares very straight church content with Drew. And the boys giggle together alot…like straight guys.
Episode 51: Rapture Me Daddy
Drew recaps being the oldest person in the room at VidCon. The boys react to Pride TikToks. And they take a voicemail and go hard on Rapture lore…get hard? Whatever.
*FIXED* Episode 50: Windy City Tony’s Talk With Bible
This one should work 🤞The boys recap their magical evening in Chicago. Drew teaches Grant Tony’s. Grant throws away Bibles. This one’s got everything - even a voicemail!
Episode 50: Windy City Tony’s Talk With Bible
The boys recap their magical evening in Chicago. Drew teaches Grant Tony’s. Grant throws away Bibles. This one’s got everything - even a voicemail!
Episode 49: IMHO Live: Twinnuendo Surprise Guest Preview
This past Sunday, the Den Theatre hosted IMHO Live and Darby and Alexis entertained their hip pads off to a sold out crowd. But also they let Grant do stuff too…and today’s episode shows you a bit of that! If you’d like to see more of the live show, be sure to join our Patreon as more content from that magical evening will be added there!
