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175 - Latinx

Hola mi amigx! This episode was chosen by ZACK for the sole purposes of making fun of the white people who love to call our Hispanic brethren a word they made up that's barely better than a slur.

Report This Post post RTP Bonus - 108 - Goblincore from patreon

174 - Morrissey

Thanks to SVEN for choosing a topic about "this charming man," Morrissey! Audio isn't the best cause Geiger fucked up his side of the recording. Great!

RTP Bonus - 107 - Mount Gashmore

We're back a dinosaur's story

173 - Teaching

Pencils down, class. It's time....to listen to more bad posts! Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do! Don't remember anything else from school

RTP Bonus - 106 - Just Skip This One, Folks

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172 - Kanye West

This one's about Ye, the shuckin and jivin hip hop star known for being insane and stupid yet also the most important genius of our generation.

Report This Post post The Best of 2021 from patreon

Folks it's a clip show! I went back and found some of the best moments from the podcast in 2021 and compiled them for you, our wonderful listeners. You're welcome. Here's to many more great moments in 2022! And no more after that, thanks

171 - The Matrix

You can take the blue pill and go on with your life as normal, or you can take the red pill and hear some absolute dogshit posts. That's right folks, listening to RTP is like taking the red pill, but with more misogyny!

RTP Bonus - 105 - Just Buy a House

Like seriously, they're everywhere. Streets and blocks full of em. Just go buy one

170 - My Chemical Romance

Thanks to listener WOUT for selecting this one, I guess. It's about that band from 20 years ago that the worst people in high school liked (not me)

RTP Bonus - 104 - Dead Dog

Tune in for the exciting conclusion to last week's episode! Also the end of this one gets real raunchy >;3

169 - Fetlife (with @nopoweradeinusa)

CHRISTIAN from Down Unda (@nopoweradeinusa on Twitter) joins us again to talk about the Myspace for Degenerates: Fetlife! This one's a real doozy folks, strap in.

RTP Bonus - 103 - Three Hundred Pounds

Jack NO. DOWN

Choose an Episode Topic - Now 50% off!

It's the perfect(?) gift(??) for the holiday season. Give to your friends and family and enjoy the puzzled looks.

168 - Sweden

Thanks to LUDWIG for choosing this topic about that country over there. It's like Denmark but bigger, I think

RTP Bonus - 102 - The Chorus

Isn't she lovely

167 - Kingdom Hearts

More like Kingdom Farts. You can thank JOE for choosing this topic.

RTP Bonus - 101 - You Nailed It, Honey

After you're done pointing out to your libtard relatives at Thanksgiving that Kyle Rittenhouse was right to defend himself, play this wonderful bonus episode to chill the mood. Afterwards you can bring up some of the quirky inconsistencies in the reporting of deaths in Poland in the early 40s, and then,

166 - Indigenous Peoples

Only when the last tree has died, and the last river has been poisoned, and the last fish has been caught, will we realize...that these posts stink! Happy Thanksgiving folx, enjoy the land you rightfully earned by way of conquest!

REJECTED!

Hello to all of our beautiful and/or handsome patrons!You know, sometime you get 30-some minutes into artwork for the upcoming show and realize that you're probably flying a bit too close to the sun.Enjoy the scrapped first draft for the upcoming episode, see you all on Sunday.