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Zoo Flu: Red Bird 1 - TG Caption
*This is shaping up to be a 4-5 parter. #2 will be out by tomorrow with more coming next weekend!**Also, the very generic 'Red Bird' is because after finishing a majority of it, I realized I couldn't find an actual red bird with a pale chest...which will matter more in part 2. This is what happens when you get the majority of your animal education from cartoons, people!*Also, also... Happy New Year, Everyone!!! Part 1There was a tiny red thing stuck to my arm. Where did that come from? I grabbed it and pulled, causing a surprising a...
Making It Worse - TG Caption
It's not real. It can't be real. Right? RIGHT? The news is lying! That's the kind of shit that happens in weird porn, not in real life. Men across the world absolutely cannot be growing boobs! Wait, are...are my nipples starting to itch? No, NO...I'm just freaking myself out. Yeah...Holy shit that really itches. If...if it's all in my head it won't hurt if I scratch, right? Right! Awwhhhhh aahhhhh yeahhh that's what I needed. Oh man that feels good. MMMhhmmhehe mmmm so nice and- wh...What!? Oh god, they're bigger...
Booty Claus - TG Caption
Santa, please come in. Thank you for meeting with us on such short notice. We know this is a busy time of year for everyone.What is the meaning of this? Why aren’t you elves making toys?Oh, we’re still hard at work. Don’t you worry about that. But Santa, we need to take a moment to talk about the future. You have an image problem.A what?An image problem. you’ve gotten a little too invested in your ‘jolly old fat man’ shtick. Don’t get us wrong, it was a good scam in the beginning. What says saintly generosity better than a big, re...
At the Beach - TG Caption
"Are you seriously going jogging the first morning of our vacation?" My girlfriend Amber asked."Hey babe, I gotta keep the bod in shape. We're not all as lucky as you to be naturally fit," I replied."Right, how stupid of me, thinking you would take any time off from yourself for us. Fine, I’m heading to the beach. You should join me if you manage to find the time," she said angrily and opened the door, surprising our condo neighbor exiting her own place, who gave me disapproving look. What was that all about? Oh we...
The Clinic - TG Caption
Ahh, Mr...Finch is it? Welcome, welcome! I am Dr. Blake, and I will be overseeing your case while you are with us. I understand this is a trying time, but we here at the Blake Clinic will endeavor to make your stay as painless and even, dare I say, pleasurable as possible. Now, for a brief review, you have been diagnosed with a rather rare condition that causes spontaneous genetic mutation along a, thankfully, rather narrow band of possibilities. It has a long and complicated name which...you likely do not care about at the moment. Here is what...
Ploppy Says Hello - Extras
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Ploppy Says Hello! - TG Caption
Ploppy waited. That’s pretty much all Ploppy did. Life as a slime was good, but not much happened and Ploppy was bored. Slimes shouldn’t get bored. All the other slimes said so. Ploppy didn't care though. Ploppy was its own kind of slime. Still, bored or not, Ploppy waited like a good slime.Eww! I hate this place, Penelope whined. The swamp is wet and disgusting and that's before you get to all the horrible little slimy monsters! I can't believe somebody actually wants one of these things as a pet. Still, a job's a job and t...
MilkMaid Pt. 5 - TG Caption
Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4Part 5“And that's pretty much it for the tour. What do you think?” Anita asked me.“I think it’s not what I expected. It’s all so fancy and everyone's so… nice!” I replied.“What, you thought there'd be a bunch of MilkMaids chained together and forcibly milked while we come our brains out in a chorus of fetishistic, lesbian ecstasy.""N-no! That would be ridiculous...haha?""Because we save that for group fantasy weekends, which you are totally invited to. The next one’s in a few...
