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Old Posts Unlocked for single bite!

More than 20 posts previously available only for 2nd tier (Whole Cookie),are now available to 1st tire - Single Bite!:D

Another F**king Cycle [Screens]

With more free screens this time! :)Original 14 minute videoavailable for a Single Biteof a cookie.Have fun!

Another F**king Cycle

I really liked the way the stripe sandals turned out, after adding a heel to them.What do you think?Only this time, the footage recorded in FHD instead of QHD.But i hope it's good enough for a Single Bite!Enjoy!GD Link:Vid + Screens

New Girl - All night long (Screens)

Another 14 minutes vid released for Single Bite here!

New Girl - All night long!

We have not even decided how to name the new girl, as a whole queue of huge sticks have appeared! A poll coming soon for all Cookie Members :)And now, here you have another 14 minutes of classic Absurd :DGD Link:New Girl - Vid + Screens

Shey's Wishes Fulfilled (Screens)

Screenshots from 14 minutes video here.Shey begs for the sensations she remembers from Absurd Cathedral, finally she got fulfilled!at least partially.

Meet Tyfonas (Screens)

Full 14 minutes vid is here.And so meet Tyfonas!Compared to other girls, Tyfonashas Weather controlling abilities,Since she's still learning to use her ability, she makes mistakes.And we all know in Absurd Bakery, what happens when you make mistakes in front of bunch of horny Minotaurs.

Meet Tyfonas

Compared to other girls, Tyfonas has Weather controlling abilities,Since she's still learning to use her ability, she makes mistakes.And we all know in Absurd Bakery, what happens when you make mistakes in front of bunch of horny Minotaurs.GD Links:(14 min) Vid + Screenshots

Inna JackOpose Minotaur Challenge Screens

As part of the new tradition, here are some free pictures for you guys :)8 Minutes work-in-progress for Whole Cookiecan be found here: Inna JackOpose Minotaur Challenge [WIP] | Patreon

Pictures of Maya HAP (Hepta Ana* Penetration)

Here are some free pictures, showing Absurd's Synchrophasotronin action!Same post with videos: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bts-maya-hap-ana-122818287?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

BTS Maya HAP (Hepta Ana* Penetration)

Finally!! it's here! First test of Absurd'sSynchrophasotronallowing 7 living creatures to exist "In the same spot" using Super-quantum matter state :DLook at that beauty!GD Links:(1 min) CAM 1(1 min) CAM 1 with Outline(1 min) CAM 2(1 min) CAM 3(1 min) CAM 4(1 min) CAM 5(1 min) CAM 6(1 min) CAM 7(1 min) CAM 8

W Sized In Progress!

I know you missed the most absurd cookies!I've left the bakery for a while, because of the main job in gamedev, we also make cookies there, but safe-for-work cookies, and i got a bit overwhelmed by it lately! But I'll never ignore my TOP supporters! Which means I'll make something very soon, with Eiena! And these guys W sized!P.S.btw, W - stands for "Wtf" :DI really didn't expected so much people to like it :DBut now It's Eiena's problem. LOL :D

Eiena's extra chocolate melons

6 Minutes loop animation, with 6 different angles.Trying to allocate more time for making Cookies. will publish a poll soon to understand what you like more :)GD Link:Eiena's Extra Chocolate Melons

Coming Next: Eiena's extra chocolate melons

I've decided to share pictures for free, so everyone will know what to expect from Absurd Cookies here! :D Full video of this will be uploaded next few minutes.

A pinch of Shey's poses

What a sex warrior!Ready to fight, to bring back sex and empathy to the world.

Inna X Fat Minotaur

6 Minutes Loop done with minor sounds-rework.Anyway, she probably needs a bigger and fatter Minotaur, what do you think?GD Links:Inna X Fat Minotaur VidScreencaps

First 300 Subs on X!

My X pagejust got over 300 absurd subscribers!Free cookies on their way to celebrate this milestone!

Atela and her Boss

Another update planned for the next week.Small preview on X: https://x.com/Absurd_Creator/status/1852632589481189381

Demon Girl got used regardless her size

Planned for the next week!Short preview video on X: https://x.com/Absurd_Creator/status/1852637028157911191For Single Bite i want to include some environments to the existing loops(to replace the infinite desert).While Whole Cookie will have access to all the shameless work in progress stuff 😅

Eiena x Giant Horseman WIP 2

It happens sometimes, when you casually walk around the desert, and find a lonely giant horseman.Never happened to you? well, it definitely happened to Eiena many times!The sounds are still not perfect, so it's still Work-In-Progress...but at least I've found a way to disable the GUIGDrive Link:Eiena x Giant Horseman WIP BTS

Maya's stomach bulges with Climax

Almost done! Another hot 8 minutes work in progress content.Sounds - is the last thing I want to improve and build another environment.GD Link:Mayas stomach bulges with climax vid

Preferred Size!

We all love the contrast of sweet tiny cheeks, and huge monster dick.But how big it should be?Look at the pictures bellow and choose one option.F size- just as big as her forearm.D size- as big as her whole arm.C size- as big, as her long leg.A size- Anything Absurd and up to her body size.W sizes- We are confused, she's confused, everyone is confused.A Cookie - Other option(write in a comment)

Maya's stomach bulges (BTS)

3 Minutes - 9 Cams Work in progress footage.Optimized the lua code, increased FPS for records, the only thing left - massive climax scene.GD Link: Maya's stomach bulges

Monster Anal WIP BTS #94

Animating some of the details, that were not possible before.Full animation coming soon, with HUGE climax!GD Drive:MONSTER WIP #94 BTS

Eiena x Monster Preheat

Eiena already tried the biggest dicks out there, and she's well resistant to heat of the deserts,But it's definitely more comfortable to have a regular monster dick, in a beautiful oasis. GD LinkEiena x Monster Preheat

What are your favorite features?

What are the things you like the most in my absurd artwork?

Shanon x Monster Preheat

Another girl found her way to the Absurd Oasis! She took her stripper high heels, to make everyone horny... 3 Minutes Loop.GD Links:Shanon X Monster Preheat

Secret Recipe Tutorial

Link to the tutorial on Rule34VideoWhile I don't really want to share the sources of my hard work,I want to leave an option for major support at top Tier.And for those who'll decides to support me at that tier, I made this Tutorial to guide you with the basicsof my Secret Recipe- the source of my hard work within the game Wildlife by Adeptus Steve.Thank you!Absurd Cookie.

Dr. Mercer Get covered once again!

She does this for the Science! Seriously!It's a part of research of... of... i don't know! just see it yourself!GD Link:Dr.Mercer x Monster Preheat 2

DR. Mercer x Oversize Minotaur Preheat

DR. Mercer found a better place to have some giant dicks - an Oasisfull of horny creatures everywhere! She uses different outfits, to attract different giants, and gives them the cookie!But! it's just a preheat, what's coming next is honestly absurd... ;)GD Links:DR Mercer In WhiteDR Mercer In Red HeelsDR Mercer In Black Goth